Hello there.

This is my first Resident Evil One-Shot of this fanfic. I'm a big fan of Resident Evil games and movies. The only exception was Resident Evil movies directed by Paul W.S. Anderson. The first one was good and the second was similarly from RE 3 game but Alice character ruined the series. She was a female OC insert created by her husband/director with OP powers & abilities that made several RE characters like Jill, Chris, Leon & others look like noobs or side characters.

The only right thing about RE movies that they cast Sienna Guillory as Jill Valentine. The rest was crap. So I made this inspired from "How It Should Have Ended" series. Enjoy.

DISCLAIMER: Resident Evil belongs to Capcom. I own OCs only. Thank you.
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~Biohazard Cafè~

On the other side from Heroes Cafè & Villains Pub was a black & blue cafè with STARS logo on it called "Biohazard Cafè" where some characters from a popular horror survival game franchise known as Biohazard aka Resident Evil are hanging out or staying for normal reasons.

In one of the tables was a familiar sandy blond brown haired man was sitting on the chair, reading a newspaper while drinking coffee. This was Leon Scott Kennedy, a former Raccoon City Police officer, former Secret Service agent & a former DSO agent. He was having a good time until several people walk towards him. Leon turns around and sigh.

Leon: Oh. It's you.
Chris: Hey, Leon. Mind we sit here?

It was Chris Redfield, wearing a Black Ops outfit. He was having a break while filming a new game, "Resident Evil 8: Village". Beside him was Jill Valentine, his on-screen partner and RE 3 heroine but in reality, the two already married and had a 2 & a half years old girl. Next to her is Chris' sister and Leon's friend, Claire Redfield.

Leon: Sure. How's the filming of a new game?
Chris: It was fine and the fans were shocked that I killed 'Mia' in the first trailer, thinking I have becoming a bad guy but later, they found out why. Right now, I having a break due of the fact the writers are still making development about why I killed 'Mia'. Jill & Claire are here to support me.
Jill: He did a great job to play. Besides, he did cameo in last RE game that is Resident Evil 7.
Leon: Good job. *looks to Claire* Hey. Are you supposedly take care of Lucy (Chris & Jill's child)?
Claire: Don't worry, Leon. Rebecca(Chambers) was the one babysat my niece today so we came here to see you.

The Redfields talks Leon about Lucy's first walk & words before two familiar figures enters the cafè. It was Sherry Birkin and her boyfriend, Jake Muller.

Sherry: Leon!
Leon: Hey, Sherry. How's you & Jake watching the movie?
Jake: *groan* The movie was great but I don't like the plotline here.
Chris: Wait! What movie you watched?
Sherry: Ummm...it's called "Resident Evil".

Silent was occur.

Jake: What? You know that movie?
Leon: *groan* That movie? Was the Main Character starring Alice?
Sherry: Yeah. Why?
Chris: Ugh! Don't watch that. It sucks!
Jake: Huh? Why?
???: Because it's stupid & cash grab if you watch the sequels!

They turned around and saw none other than Albert Wesker, one of the big bads of RE series and Jake's father. Currently, he is now the owner of Biohazard Cafè after the original owner of this cafè Mr. Spencer retired and sold it to him. Wesker renovated into a new & improved cafè today.

Jake: Hey, dad. You know that movie?
Wesker: Yeah. I watched that movie via VHS tape and despite it similar setting from the first RE game that me, Chris & Jill starred, the plotline and sound track sucks. The biggest problem is "Who the f#ck is Alice anyway?". She wasn't exist in any RE games!
Chris: Me & Jill watched that too in theaters and sad to say, it wasn't great.
Claire: And did you know that George A. Romero written an original script of RE movie?
Leon: I remembered that. You & I met that filmmaker and directing the RE 2 game commercial ad. He made "Night of a Living Dead" movie and launched a zombie genre that inspired later zombie adaptations. The Resident Evil game was one of them and was inspired by Romero's Dead series. I read the script and it was cool. I mean the mansion, Chris, Jill, Wesker and the plotline are there.
Jill: I can't believe it those guys behind RE movie rejected him for too much violence & mature rating.
???: Hey, Leon.

They turned around to see Ashley Graham, a side character from RE 4 game and currently a waitress of Biohazard cafè.

Ashley: Here's the classic hamburger. *puts the hamburger plate to Leon*
Leon: Thanks, Ashley.
Ashley: *Turns around to Chris & others* Hey, guys. You want an order?
Chris: Two coffee please for me & Jill.
Claire: One milkshake.
Sherry: Jake & I were good. *both sits on the other side of the table*
Ashley: Okay. Coming right up.

They heard a Russian voice in the kitchen. It was Jack Krauser, Leon's former on-screen friend turned recurring villain in RE 4 game who is a cook of this cafè.

Krauser: Hey, little girl. Hurry up and serve these plates to other customers. Stop flirting around with some boys.
Ashley: *yells* Stop calling me that! I already give Leon a hamburger. All right! I'm coming! Sorry, guys. Gotta go.

Ashley leaves while Leon sigh.

Leon: Back to the topic. The sequel "RE 2: Apocalypse" was a similarly adaptation from RE 3 game. I mean that Nemesis version was one hell scary monster and the special effect make-up was great before the crappy CGI came.
Jill: Plus, they casted Sienna Guillory to play me was a right decision. She did research about me and quickly execute my character. But then, Alice stole her spotlight and the final battle against Nemesis.
Claire: Seriously? They should made Leon & me appearing in the third act. And young Sherry as well.
Wesker: That evil doctor called "Dr. Alexander Isaacs" has been watchful eye to Alice like an old creep. He's been dead several times in the sequels, only to find out those were his clones. Stupid writing!
Chris: Speaking of writing, the third film was worse. They turned into an post apocalyptic theme and then, Alice has super powers and her clones. The 4th film was also worse.
Wesker: That Umbrella version is really stupid! They made my character look like a Noob and they even copied mind control Jill from RE 5 game at the end. Plus, they even add a rip-off Pyramid Head guys from Silent Hill series!

Leon listen the conversation while eating a hamburger.

Chris: They even ruined my sister and a version of myself wasn't have a muscles. They should cast Karl Urban to play me. Come on! I watched "Dredd" movie and he nailed the character despite too much blood & violence.
Jill: And it's getting worse and worse. The 6th film did not show what happened to Chris & Claire after the opening scene as it show some of Alice's allies from the first film became enemies & clones. The filmmakers hired a Chinese actress to play Ada Wong but dubbed by the video game voice actress who voiced her. And that Leon? Not so much.
Sherry: Speaking of Ada....
???: You miss me, handsome?

They turned around to see Ada Wong enters the cafè. She was wearing a normal red denim working clothes as she sits beside Leon.

Leon: *smiles* Well, I miss you too.

The two kissed each other for a greet. The others noticed Ada's ring finger with a silver & red ruby wedding ring, meaning that the two already married 3 years ago in 2018, despite they're in the 40s(Leon is 40 years old while Ada is 43 or 44 years old when they married and they still look more handsome & beautiful as ever.).

Leon: How's Michael?
Ada: He's with Clementine, taking care of him at home. He never scared or cry when the doctor gave him a immunization. He's one, tough baby just like you, Leon. Anyways, what are you guys talking?
Sherry: It's about the movies.
Ada: You mean the rip-off movie version of Resident Evil right?
Sherry: Yeah. We watched the first one and they all told that it sucks.
Ada: It's true. While the first is great and the second almost nailed it, the rest was crap. They turned a horror survival into an action packed movies.
Chris: It solely focus on Alice rather than me, Jill or them. They announced the seventh will be the last one. And guess what happened? They freaking killed-off you(Ada), Jill, Leon and others at the start of that 6th film. My sister is alive for no reasons and then, Alice was turns out to be a clone of an original 'Alice' named Alicia, who is one of the founders of Umbrella and an old woman.
Wesker: The Red Queen from the first film was actually a younger version of the original Alice and the plotlines is confusing. Heck, they killed me by a elevator door.
Jake: At least, you did not died in a lava.
Claire: The ending was Alice saved the world by an airborne disease and the rest is...well...crap.

The characters only be sigh or mentally facepalm about the idiocy and stupidity of the Anderson universe of Resident Evil.

Leon: I rather called those movies as "Alice in Zombieland" because a reference from Alice in Wonderland but it's zombies instead.
Chris: Yeah me too. It's ironic that RE 5 & RE 6 games is better than the whole RE movies.
Jill: You're right. I'm glad the game developers brought back the horror survival roots of that new game. The Bakers are one, heck scary villains and Eveline as well. Plus, Chris made a cameo at the end and a DLC was a surprise. We just to wait what happen next in an upcoming 8th RE game.
Leon: You know...I prefer RE 5 & RE 6 games is better than the movies, despite the 2 were bad games but still cool.

Everyone nods in agree as the door opens with bell chimes. It is revealed to be.....Alice. She still covered in dirt and wearing her clothes at the last scene from last RE movie. But instead of greeting her, they were stared or glared her as silent occurs.

Sherry: *whisper* Ah crap! It's her.
Jake: *groan* Ah sh#t here we go again.
Alice: I need a money & gas.
Wesker: *growl tone* We don't serve it. Get out.
Alice: *look at Wesker & smug* So this is where you hide here, Wesker. You look like an idiot.
Wesker: Maybe. Still, I'm still stronger & more psychopath than the idiotic version of mine you met. But now, I'm retired and I don't want to fight you.
Alice: Why? Because you're scared because I'm kick your @ss as a woman.

Jill, Claire, Ada & Sherry glared at her due of an insult to other female characters like them, being overshadowed by Alice in movies(although Sherry wasn't exist in RE movies). A second later, Ashley and Krauser(in a cook outfit) went out from the kitchen and saw the scene.

Krauser: What is she doing here?
Ashley: I don't know but I guess they don't welcome her.
???: I don't think so, Alice.

Everyone turn around and saw a Man in Black himself, Agent N sitting on other table after finishing eating Pizza as he stands up to confront Alice.

Alice: Who are you?
Agent N: None of your business. What Wesker said, please get out and leave.
Alice: No. Not until I want a money & a gas.
Agent N: They won't do that if I were you.
Alice: Are you gonna fight me?
Agent N: Nope but he can. Look behind you.

Alice turns around behind her, only to got stabbed something sharp at her neck and falls down on the floor, dead. The one stabbed her was.....

John Wick!

Leon: *eyes widened* Is that...?
Ada: *shocked tone* I know, Leon.
Chris: Jill, that's...
Jill: Yeah.
Claire: Holy Crap!
Krauser: That's John Wick! The Baba Yaga!
Ashley: Who?
Jake: The Boogeyman.
Sherry: The legendary assassin & hitman. I heard that in every internet especially Dark Web.
Wesker: *eyes widened* The heck is he doing here?
Wick: My work here is done. *toss a coin to Ashley as she caught it*
Agent N: Thanks, John. You can leave now.

John Wick nods and leaves the cafè before Agent N pulls out his Silenced Pistol and pointed Alice's body

Agent N: No more resurrections and clones this time, b#tch.

Agent N shots on the head before calling the Cleaners(from the John Wick 1) to take out the trash.

Ashley: Can you please tell me who is John Wick anyway?
Agent N: I'm surprised you guys know him.
Krauser: Everyone knows him. Everybody talks about him, even the criminal underworld. Heck, even the Mafia knew him as well and they were felt scared so they told the cohorts not to mess with John Wick whenever they see or encounter him. There so many rumors about him. One of the rumors that he once killed 3 men in a bar with a f#©king pencil!
Ashley: You kidding me?
Sherry: No. He's not. Look.

Sherry points to a sharp weapon that Wick stabbed Alice on the neck. It was a pencil.

Chris: Damn! Now I know why everyone scared him. It was no longer a rumor now.
Wesker: You think that crazy rumor? He was once task an impossible mission in one night. He finished the mission one night later!
Leon: I thought he supposedly retired after the death of his wife.
Ada: Not so much. He return back his old business.
Claire: How did that happened?
Agent N: Some guy hired some thugs to beat him up at home, stole his car and killed a f#©king dog! Turns out that was his wife's parting gift before she died due of a cancer and now, they took it away.

Everyone were shock, disgust & anger about this information.

Agent N: It turns out the guy who stole his car & killed Wick's dog was a son of Russian Mob boss, who is not happy about his son's actions. The Mob boss was once John's old associate and told him about the story of Baba Yaga. He tried to plead Wick a peace offering but the fate was sealed.
Jill: So let me guess? He killed the bastard who killed his dog?

Agent N nods.

Jake: I heard that news. He even killed the Russian mob boss & his other associates and currently, he is doing his work today. The question is...how the heck is he doing here?
Agent N: I asked him to kill a dangerous woman that is Alice because she is a threat of obvious reasons. And he finished it.

Soon after finishing talking, the Cleaners arrive as they took a lifeless body of Alice and cleaned up the blood on the floor until no stain visible before Agent N give them a money to the Cleaners and they leave.

Agent N: Looks like my work is done. Bye guys.

Agent N whistles as he leaves the cafè. The others were left standing in shock & disbelief.

Wesker: All right. Back to work.

Everyone went back to normal work & conversation.

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AND DONE! My first RE One-Shot fic is finished.

And so Alice, the clone of the original "Alicia", one of the founders of Umbrella Corporation, the overpowered and a Mary Sue type Main Character of Resident Evil movies, was killed by Baba Yaga himself, John Wick....with a F#©KING PENCIL!!! 😆

Also, I made new characters like Lucy as Chris & Jill's daughter and Michael as Leon & Ada's son here. I'm tired the whole "Redfield Bloodline" thing so I made this and several RE characters where just like actors & actresses in a normal lives.

Before anyone ask who is Clementine, she's not an OC but rather a Main Character from "The Walking Dead: Telltale" game series. In this fic, she is a young adult girl work as Part-time nanny for Aeon(Leon x Ada ship)'s son Michael.

Anyways, hope you enjoy this.