How to FIX the franchise(Star Wars One-Shot)

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Hello there. Recently, I watched the scene of The Empire Strikes Back where Darth Vader using a Force Choke to Admiral Ozzel while saying "You have failed me for last time" line. I found one comment about the reaction of Anakin Skywalker towards the failure of Disney Sequel Trilogy. That brings me to inspire to make this.

The first part was a scene inspired from "The Phantom Menace" movie where Darth Maul & Darth Sidious had a secret conversation about revealing themselves as Sith to the Jedi. I hope you enjoy this.

DISCLAIMER: Star Wars belongs to Lucasfilm & Disney. I do NOT own anything. Thank you.
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Somewhere in an unknown location during night time, two hooded figures were walking around the bridge unseen by anyone.

Their faces hidden by the hood, revealed to be Dave Filoni & Jon Favreu as the were talking about a new show called "The Mandalorian" weeks before Disney release "The Rise of Skywalker", the third & final installment of Disney Sequel Trilogy which the two believe to be a final nail of the coffin after the colossal failure of "The Last Jedi" and a box office bomb of "Solo: A Star Wars Story" movies.

Jon Favreu: Dave, the Mandalorian show is already set & prepare to release in Disney+. Although it just a streaming TV show, it can bring the Star Wars fans back after that massive failure movies that is The Last Jedi movie & Solo.
Dave Filoni: Good. All we need is Kathleen Kennedy & her cohorts' plans will fail once that movie(TROS) received a massive failure.
Favreu: At last, we will reveal ourselves to her & Disney. At last, we will our revenge.
Filoni: Patience, Jon. Everything is according the plan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4onTqN7Ctk

When the Rise of Skywalker released, it received a negative views and a massive 1 billion dollars but unfortunately, it didn't lived up the hype. Even worse, the "Rey Skywalker" at the end became an infamous memes & a joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTpd-CEJahw

Somewhere in the galaxy while the Skywalker family(Anakin, Padme, Ahsoka, Luke, Mara, Leia & Han) were having a conversation with the Kenobi family(Obi Wan, Satine, Korkie & Bo Katan) in the park during family picnic, Dave Filoni arrives(with his signature hat) via teleporting device.

Ahsoka: *notices Filoni* Skyguy.
Anakin: *turns around and saw Filoni* Excuse me. Can you give us a moment?
Luke: Sure, Father.

Anakin left them and had a conversation with Filoni.

Anakin: What is it, Mr. Filoni?
Filoni: Lord Skywalker, the Sequel Trilogy has completed. It was a massive failure, unfortunately. They have only gained 1 billion box office credits but not gain many fans. I should warn George Lucas about her background before he sold it.
Anakin: I see. Kathleen Kennedy ruined my family legacy & the franchise.
Filoni: She was felt surprise as wiser...
Anakin: She is clumsy as she is stupid. Mr. Filoni, send your troops and destroy the Sequel Trilogy.
Filoni: *bows* Understood, my lord.

Filoni left and went back to Earth as Anakin went back to the picnic.

Luke: What is it, Father? What Mr. Filoni talked about?
Anakin: *sigh* It's about that stupid Sequel Trilogy.
Padme: You mean the ones ruining our family legacy?
Han: *groan* Seriously? While I have no offense to that actor(Harrison Ford) who urge the filmmakers to kill me because that was his original idea to kill off in ESB but George Lucas change it so I have more developing relationship with Leia, they just do it but killing me by an emo Vader wannabe son(Kylo Ren) and throw me off like a trash in the garbage chute!
Leia: *roll her eyes* And who the heck named our son Ben? That's the name of Luke & Mara's son BTW. Me & Han had Jacen, Jaina & Anakin Solo.
Luke: Speaking of me, I can't believe they turned me into an useless, milk drinking hermit! Even the actor who played me admitted that wasn't me but a different version of me, an idiotic version. The moment that scene shows, Ben(Skywalker) walk outs from the theater and later, he told their cousins & Vestara Khai about that ridiculous scene. They even brought Palpatine back with stupid reasons!
Obi Wan: Hold up! Vestara? That Sith girl who try to pick a fight with your son and ended up friends.
Mara: *chuckles* More like they dated each other.

Anakin sigh about one of his grandchildren is dating a Sith girl who is a daughter of a leader of a lost Sith Tribe but at least, they made a peace treaty after they fought Abeloth, who is more evil & more powerful Force user than Palpatine/Sidious.

Mara: Speaking of that, they brought back that old fart Sith Lord(Palpatine) back with no reasons!
Satine: Korkie told me about they copied from a Dark Empire novel & its sequel he read before Lucas sold the franchise to Disney.
Korkie: True. My books had no Legends on it.
Bo Katan: And Rey is being grand daughter of that man? Are you serious?
Ahsoka: Honestly, that was worst plot twist ever! It's like they copied from Vader's "I am your father" twist but stupid. And Rey call herself "Rey Skywalker" at the end was the most insult thing I've ever heard!
Anakin: No way in kriff! She buried mine, Luke's & Leia's lightsabers...in Sand on Tattoine!
Padme: *sigh* You know what I prefer the new show "The Mandalorian" because not only brought back the lores & the fans...
Korkie: They add Baby Yoda(Grogu)!
Obi Wan: I remembered when that Child appeared, everyone were awed & cooed that even Master Yoda felt embarrassed & dismay for what he seen.
Anakin: *chuckles* Hahahaha. Good one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hu-myJQ6yQ

Meanwhile back to Earth inside the Disney building office, Kathleen Kennedy, her team, Dave Filoni & his team(including Jon Favreu) were discussing about a new Star Wars shows including a planned adaptation of Old Republic which Filoni mentally facepalm about her trying to ruined another beloved series when he received a transmission from Skywalker that the meeting stops. Filoni turn on the large screen in-front them as Anakin Skywalker(in Jedi Master robes) appears and his arms cross. He doesn't look happy.

Kathleen Kennedy: Lord Skywalker, the Sequel Trilogy is over. Rey defeated Palpatine and the galaxy was saved! Rey became a Sky--(cuts)!

She got cut off when Skywalker force choke her neck and the windpipe.

Anakin Skywalker: You have failed me for the last time. You let the hundreds..no...thousand fans disappointed due of the lackluster performances of the cast as well as disrespecting them including my son(Luke Skywalker) and his actor(Mark Hamill), some annoyed plot holes and even copying some events from the Expanded Universe you retcon as Legends while you lied everyone that you don't have a source material! How dare you turn my son(Luke) into a useless, milk drinking, hermit & that nobody(Rey) turns into an Overpowered character that had no talent and stealing my last name at the end!

Anakin proceed to choke Kathleen Kennedy to death as she fall on the floor lifeless, which shocked her team while others including Filoni remain firm.

Anakin: Mr. Filoni.
Dave: Yes, my lord.
Anakin: Make the Sequel Trilogy based from Thrawn Trilogy by Timothy Zahn with the Yuuzhan Vong War storyline and restore the Legends back to the Canon. You will hire Benedict Cumberbatch to play as Grand Admiral Thrawn, Sebastian Stan as a young version of my son(Luke) and Karen Gillan as Mara Jade. Don't you dare hire Brie Larson to play Mara Jade because she maybe a Star Wars fan but after I watched Captain Marvel movie & Endgame as well as her arrogant attitude off-screen and others, she will brought disappointment yet again to the fans just like that nobody(Rey). I was impressed by you & Mr. Jon Favreu about "The Mandalorian" show you made that you brought back the fans back. Also, prepare some plans about the adaptation of Knights of Old Republic starring Keanu Reeves as Revan. You are in command now, President Filoni.
Filoni: *bows respectfully* Thank you, my lord.

The transmitter ends as Dave Filoni taken over the franchise as a new head. Few days later, the Season 2 of The Mandalorian was a massive successful due of the return characters like Bo Katan, Ahsoka, Boba Fett & the REAL Luke Skywalker. George Lucas reclaim back the franchise he once sold. Later on, the Sequel Trilogy declared "Non-Canon" as the Legends restored back to the Canon which the fans were celebrated the return of Expanded Universe.

Filoni announce during a Star Wars Day convention the new shows such as The Bad Batch, Book of Boba Fett, Ahsoka series, Kenobi series, and a new Sequel Trilogy based from Timothy Zahn's Thrawn Trilogy. The most surprised part was a teaser shows a Live-action version of Knights of the Old Republic and ends with Keanu Reeves as Revan and himself appears on stage that led thousand fans roared in joy.

Meanwhile, Anakin & his family saw everything in the TV and let out their smiles as Artoo beeps happily.

Anakin: Impressive. Most impressive.
C-3PO: I agreed, Master Skywalker.
R2-D2: *beeps in success*

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AND DONE! That's how to fix the Star Wars franchise by erasing the crap Sequel Trilogy and replaced with Thrawn Trilogy. And restoring the Legends back to Canon does put a smile on my face.

Hope you enjoy this. Thank you.

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