My hair will probably end up smelling like shit and if it goes in my eyes then I will obviously cry and what if when I'm listening to music the shower and a sad song like stay alive reprise starts playing

The company that created this Strawberry scented Shampoo-Conditioner bottle clearly didn't think of all the different kinds of scenarios that happen in the shower.... They are also assuming I'm in a good mood...... I ate too much today and its only 14:49 aka 2:49PM