Jercy - - Oneshot #54

A/n: Just something quick and simple. Enjoy!
-Bridget

Me: Hey guys! It's Bridget here! And welcome to. . . *drumroll* . . . ASK JERCY!! Featuring Jason Grace and Percy Jackson! (Yayyy!!)

Jason: Um, why are we here?

Percy: I bet it's Hera.

Percy: *Sees Me.* Oh crap. It's worse!

Me: Rude!

Jason: Hi?

Me: *gasps as I realize JASON IS TALKING TO MEH!!!!* HIIIIII!!!!!!

Jason: . . .

Percy: Why are we here Bridget?

Me: To answer questions me dearest brother. Just questions.

Jason: Brother?!

Percy: Yeah, she just avoids camp a lot. Something about being trapped in her Wattpad account and getting 16K, it was weird. I choose not to question it.

Me: The one time I came to camp. . . It wasn't pretty.

Jason: Okay. . . I'm not going to ask. . .

Me: LET'S BEGIN!!!

Percy: *sighs.* Fine.

Jason: I guess. . . *rubs the back of his neck nervously*

Me: THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!!

Jason: *whispers to Percy* She's so loud.

Question 1: Who worries about what they'll look like when they're older?

Me: Hm, *shrugs* answer. Now.

Jason: *blushes*

Percy: *smirks at Jason being all shy before answering quite confidently* Superman over here.

Jason: *stammers* You-You would to if you were turned ol-old!

Percy: *kisses his forehead* It's okay, I'll be old with you.

Me: *thinks, The Blood Of Olympus, then smiled widely.* YASSSSS!!!! So CUTE!!!! *starts squealing*

Percy: *looks over at Me weirdly* What?

Me: *nearly faints*

Question 2: Who steals the blankets?

Me: *looks at them like an obsessed stalker. . . Aka the fangirl stare ;) *

Jason: Percy

Percy: Hey!

Jason: You can't deny it!

Me: True I write about– I mean hear that you guys cuddle all the time and half the time I think Percy steals the blankets! *laughs nervously. 'That was close' I think in a slight sense of relief*

Question 3: Who eats the others uneaten pizza crusts?

Me: Ooh! Oneshot here I come!!!!

Jason: What?

Percy: Oneshot?

Me: Answer the question *starts to blush. 'They're onto us!' I think, panicked.*

Percy: I do.

Jason: True. He once ate one that was in my mouth!

Percy: Pizza crust is pizza crust.

Jason: I was eating it!

Me: Awwww!!!

Question 4: Who's most likely to cry over a sad book or movie

Me: *whispers* Oh my gods!! *gets misty eyed as I look at the couple*

Jason: Percy does. Well, if Finding Nemo counts. And Finding Dory

Percy: *sniffles* He lost his son! He searched, he was found! She lost her family! She remembered! She found them! *starts to cry*

Jason: *sighs* Come here sweetie. *starts to calm Percy* But yeah, definitely Percy.

Me: *trying to contain feels overloads.*

Question 5: Who talks smack while playing video games?

Me: Hahahahaha!! *starts to laugh historically.*

Percy: We both do.

Jason: Yeah.

Percy: But we know each other's lines and limits.

Jason: Yeah. I don't insult Percy's mother, brother Tyson, new baby sister, or Blue Food.

Percy: And I don't insult Thalia, his mother, bricks, or Piper

Me: Why isn't Jason not aloud to insult Annabeth?

Percy: Because Annabeth is a crazy lady who will beat him to a pulp. She specifically said she can take care of herself when it came to insults. Right before beating up Travis because he called her an 'angry owl pellet'

Jason: Yeah. Connor still has to go to the infirmary to visit Travis.

Question 6: Who sings along to the radio?

Me: Do tell. *smirks evilly*

Jason: I don't like the look on her face.

Percy: It's okay, and I sing on the radio!

Jason: It's true. And terrifying.

Percy: *pouts*

Jason: Aw, is baby tired?

Percy: *screams in alarm as Jason picks him up bridal style*

Me: *eyes twitching, nose flaring, tears in eyes, and smile is so wide it is almost as big as Canada*

Question 7: Who would enter both in a talent show?

Me: *trying to recover from fangirl damage done in last question*

Percy: Neither of us.

Jason: Yeah. If we did we'd probably end up killing most of the people.

Percy: *sighs* We aren't talented together! No mortal talents!

Jason: Probably one in there somewhere, but we're to busy fighting monsters and stuff.

Question 8: Who would accidentally catch the kitchen on fire while cooking?

Me: Who? Who children? WHO??!!!??

Jason: It's Percy!

Percy: WHO ARE YOU CALLING CHILD??

Me: YOU!

Percy: YOU ARE 13!!

Me: . . .

Me: *after a long silence* ANSWER THE QUESTION

Percy: I did.

Jason: He did. And we nearly died.

Percy: Not from the fire. By the hands of my mom.

Jason: Sally can be scary. . .

Question 9: Who would throw the other into a pool?

Me: BOOKSTORES!!

Percy: . . . I'm just going to answer the question now.

Jason: Percy does. He's done it before, and he'll do it again.

Percy: *laughs* That was a great night.

Jason: *nods in agreement*

Question 10: Who shops for groceries?

Me: Aka who is dragged there when it's not in their free-will and who goes voluntarily?

Percy: Jason goes.

Jason: True. I usually have to bribe Percy.

Question 11: Who kills the spiders?

Me: (I have this one little thing where I think that after Tartarus, Percy has panic attacks around spiders. Constant flashbacks if he sees one. Always reminded of that place he and Annabeth (and Nico) went through!)

Percy: *whispers quietly* Jason.

Jason: Yeah. (Is strangely quiet as well)

Question 12: Who is the morning/night person?

Me: I am a night owl fools!

Jason: Percy. How is she your sister?

Me: Well, when my mommy and Percy's daddy love each other, they meet up at a place. Then, the daddy of Percy hits on my mommy—

Percy: NO BRIDGET!!!!

Me: *fake pouts* Fine! Meanie.

Percy: I am a night owl.

Jason: Morning person.

Percy: We kind of even each other out when it comes to sleep schedules.

Question 13: Who PROPOSES???

Me: Ohhhhh!! Do tell brother and his boyfriend which I adore!!

Jason: *blushes*

Percy: *trying to say something, but no words come out*

Jason: *slowly and shyly stammers* I-I'd like if we got mar-married.

Percy: *slowly smiled* Me too.

Jason: Aquaman

Percy: Superman

Me: THE FEELS!!!

Percy: *ignores Me and kisses Jason*

Jason: *kisses back*

A/n:

Hey guys!!! 16K? YASSSSS!!!! I AM SO FREAKING PROUD!!!!!! Thanks for reading, and here's a small thing I came up with.

SUMMER IS HERE!!!