Jercy - - Oneshot #98
Percy: MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON AND THERES A MILLION THINGS I HAVENT DONE, JUST YOU WAIIIIIITTTTTT
Jason: and now he's Hamilton trash. :/
Percy: nope. IM ALEXANDER HAMILTON HAMILTON HAMILTON
Jason: yeet me off a bridge
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Jason: I don't wanna be your friend–
Percy: OUCH?!
Jason: — I just wanna kiss your lips.
Percy: hmm, tempting!
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Leo: y'all! Dan and Phil are gay!
Piper: so is Nico!
Annabeth: so is Apollo!
Nico: so is Will!
Jason: [holding hands with Percy] so am I.
Leo: waitttt... Apollo is bisexual, Annabeth! Pffttt, Apollo, gay? Nahhhh
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Percy: life's been hard
Jason: hard?
Percy: Life's been bad
Jason: Bad?
Percy: Life's been rough
Jason: Kinky!
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Jason: ever wonder what would happen if you could transform into a horse during sex?
Percy: well... knowing Queen Elizabeth from the era of Peter the Great, probably some bestiality.
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Percy: Yo. You cute [winks at Jason]
Jason: Yo, I'm emotionally unavailable
Percy: it be like that sometimes
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Jason: how easy would it be to kill someone?
Percy: pretty easy.
Jason: HOW??????
Percy: find them, lure them into a seclusive place, chop them up, distribute their body parts in different trash cans so a finger is in your neighbors trash can, and the nose is 9174 million miles away.
Jason: huh. Good to know.
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Percy: a true love story never ends—
Jason: in anything but death.
Percy: True.
Jason: you love me? PERISH
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Percy: imma summon a demon!
Jason: Percy, you idiot the spirits will sprout lies.
Percy: it says... Jason is G-A-E??
Jason: that's a y.
Percy: Ah. Jason is gay...
Jason: spirits know me better than I do.
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Percy: Bridget, why won't you update?
Bridget: cause reasons.
Jason: for the last time, watching anime is not a valid reason!
Bridget: well fuck you too, Jason.
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Jason: Dear Percy Jackson, we've been way too out of touch.
Percy: I'm literally eating cold chicken on your lap.
Jason: shut up, the DEH in me is tingling.
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Percy: Stop, sense a monster!
Jason: EVERYBODY STOP!! PERCY GOT HIS PERCY TINGLE!!!
Annabeth: oh nuuuuu
Leo: CRAP
Hazel: [prepares weapon]
Percy: DONT CALL IT MY PERCY TINGLE!!!
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Jason: From now on, imma bs my way through life
Percy: wait.. we aren't suppose to do that?
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Jason: you think Gargamel is a stripper?
Percy: that evil guy from Smurfs?
Jason: Yep. That's the one.
Percy: yep. Definitely a stripper.
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