Jercy - - Oneshot #91
Jason - Honey, why is the kitchen on fire?
Percy - DON'T CALL MEH HONEY
Jason - . . . The kitchen is in flames.
Percy - Your point?
Jason - *sighs* the blue cookies are in danger.
Percy - O.o MY CHILDREN *GALLOPS INTO THE FLAMES*
Jason - *shakes his head as he plans a funeral*
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Percy - I swear to the gods above you never listen to me!!!!!
Jason - I am DEaf!
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Percy - *is staring at grave of Jason Grace* Superman, what duh heck did you do?!
Jason - *is GHOST*
Percy - *unamused glare* You dead.
Jason - *shrugs* Yep. . . I guess so.
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Teacher - What is two plus two? directed towards PERCY THE THIRD GRADER
Percy - Dunno. But that new kid is nice.
Jason - *blush blush*
Teacher - I ship it
Percy - ?
Jason - \[•*•]/ *hugs Percy*
Percy - I HAVE DREAMED A DREAM OF BEAUTY!!!!!
Teacher - *smiles as they create a Tumblr tag*
Other classmates - I swear to god they don't even go here... this is a college classroom...
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Percy - directed to Jason YOU'RE NOT MEH DAD!!!
Jason - Then why you be callin' me daddy?
Nico - *Chokes on holy water*
Hazel - *clutches the Bible as she tried to un-hear whatever just happened*
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Jason - I will always love you!
Piper - Awwwe, Jason you're so sweet!
Percy - Awwwe! Thanks boo!
Jason - *smiled and picks Percy up bridal style*
Percy - *IS AMAZING*
Jercy - RIDES AWAY INTO THE BURNING RAYS OF THE SUN FOR ULTIMATE CREMATION
Piper - ... M'kay.
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Jason - If we have kids in the future, what would their names be?
Percy - Not real, Imaginary, and Crack
Jason - I love it!
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Percy - Do you ever wonder how we met?
Jason - We met through war?
Percy - No, but, like... *sighs* What if we were best friends during preschool and didn't know it?
Jason - *dramatic gasp* JERRY??!!
Percy - *Overly dramatized tearful eyes* MARCUS?!??
ReUniTEd At LaST
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Nico - *listens to music with earbuds in, softly humming along to the music*
Will - STALKER STARES AT NICO
Jason - Look at our favorite gay beans :)
Percy - I thought we were your favorite gay beans? :'( *is heartbroken*
And that's when Jason realized, he messed up
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Radio - ARBY'S WE–
Jason - * turns off radio *
Percy - WE HAVE THE MEATS
Jason - So THIS is why Annabeth wanted a divorce.
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Jason - Rapunzel Rapunzel, let down your golden hair!
Percy - *Lets hair down* is hair blessed by Satan cool? I'm too dead inside to get god to bless it anyway. Last time I tried he had to kick me out of heaven!
Jason - ... Marry me you demon!
Percy - Okay. Whatever.
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Estelle - Mommy, why is big brother so weird?
Sally - Hmmmm
Jason - It's because he tried to be straight for so long it damaged his brain!
Percy - I'm not sure if I should be offended or high-fiving you right now...
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Jason - What is the definition of love?
Percy - SHARING BLUE WAFFLES WITH AN IDIOT YOU SHARE A BED AND SOUL WITH!!!
Jason - And that's when I knew to put Percy in a mental asylum, FOR THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LOVE. LOVE IS AN ILLUSION!!!!!
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Percy - *is in shower all naked and stuff*
Jason - *pops into the shower. Head just popping from out of the shower curtain*
Percy - *stares*
Jason - Start screaming, I need to complete a tumblr post I saw.
Percy - ... Do we have any oreos?
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Percy - Babe, can you fetch me a towel?
Jason - *puts on dog collar and has towel in between care teeth*
MY TIME HAS COME
Percy - ... This is why Piper left you.
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Leo - Two bros chillin' in a hot tub!
Percy - Sucking each others faces–
Jason - – cause we really gay!
Will - *let's off the rainbow sparklers*
Nico - Soup.
••+••
Jason - * goes down on one knee*
Percy - Bow down to me, peasant!
Jason - *hesitantly puts back the ring me was getting out of his pocket* Satan, my king!
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Annabeth - Percy, I think you're gay.
Percy - Pfffft, what gave you that idea?
Annabeth - *gestures to all the pics of Jason* You had your computer open on the Am I Really Gay? Quiz.
Percy - It said I was a 98% match to Dan Howell and 87% to Phil Lester. My life is complete.
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A/n:
Which would you like to see competed? (Hog warts AU part two, Gravity part two, etc) I'm having a hard time choosing!
Bye!
~ Bridget
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