Jercy - Oneshot #31

"Hey guys! TheStarsAreSayingHello16 here and welcome to my Channel! I'm here to provide the answer to the quest-" The door opened. Percy's messy black hair looked wind set as he looked at who entered. "Percyyy!" Jason whined, Percy chuckled. "What's it now Jaseeee?" He mocked, the live stream forgotten.

Jason's blonde hair was messy, and his glasses were placed lazily on his face. "Can you make me brownies?" He asked, Percy rolled his eyes. "Why must you love brownies more than me?" He joked, Jason smiled. "Because it's the brownies you make that make me love you bro." Jason teased, Percy faked his shock. "Am I the only one putting into this relationship?!" He said, flopping on his bed, gasping dramatically. His blue covers quickly tangled him in a cocoon.

"Are you making me my brownies or will I have to force you?" Jason asked, "You might have to force me. I'm kind of stuck." Percy told him, the blanket muffled his voice. "Did you just say you were sore? We didn't do that much last night!" Jason exclaimed, Percy groaned. He hated referring to when they bounced on trampolines for nights on end, screaming Justin Bieber. Before you ask– they were drunk.

"Just help me up Superman!" "Fine Aquaman!" Jason said, pulling Percy out of his cocoon of blankets. "Now. You must make me brownies!" Jason declared, "Fine! Fine! You win! Just don't mind if their blue!" Percy said, the stream was showing Percy's empty bedroom for an hour.

Then the boys came back in. With blue brownies. "How'd you even make these blue?!" Jason said, shocked. Percy chuckled at the boys baffled expression. "It's a secret family thing." Percy told him, "But I'm family!" Jason teased him. Making Percy laugh.

"I call your dad my dad just once! And now you want me to give away the secret to my blue food!" Percy said, both of them laughed. "You're a weirdo. You know that?" Jason stated, before bumping into the desk.

"So I've been told." Percy replied smoothly. "Ow!" Jason exclaimed, falling to the ground, and grabbing the desk edge. "Are you okay?!" Percy said, placing his plate on his bed and rushing to the blonde. The boys faces were close, Percy's hands were on Jason's waste– trying to stop the bleeding that had started from the sharp edged desk corner, and Jason's electric blue eyes where looking right into Percy's sea-green eyes.  

The livestream was cut off. Percy's computer died, and a new ship was made.

The next day Percy woke up, groggily checking his phone. It was blowing up all night, so he had turned it off. Not even bothering to check it. He yawned, Jason came in. "Percy. Wake the Hades up. Something happened." Jason said, Percy sighed but sat up.

"What is it?" He asked, Jason showed him his phone. There was a storm of comments in Jason's Facebook, Twitter, and even his YouTube account. "What's this?!" Percy questioned, looking at a video Jason had recently made.

"You reached 1,000 views!" He said happily, Jason looked at him annoyed. "Percy! Look at some of these comments!" He told him. Percy nodded, taking the phone from Jason.

'Jercy is life!!'

'Omg Jercy moments here I come!'

'I'm writing fanfiction already!'

'I didn't know Jason was gay!'

'Percy has a man!!??!!'

'ASDFGHJK!!!!! JERCY FEELS!!!!!'

'I knew they weren't 'just room mates!' Take that everyone who thought they were friends and nothing more!'

'Well, clearly their soulmates!'

'So. Jason. ARE YOU DATING PERCY?!!!!!?'

'The goals of a relationship are the definition of Jercy!'

'They held each other!'

'He made him blue brownies!!!! The feels!!!!!!!'

"What is this 'Jercy' thing? It sounds like a shi- ooh." Percy said, "Yeah. 'Oh!' Now what are we gonna do?!" Jason asked, swiping his phone back.

"We could avoid this topic and take the answer to the grave?" Percy asked, Jason have him a smirk. "Thanks. But I've already gotten 3 calls about it. 1 from Piper, the other 2 were from Reyna and then there was Leo." Jason said, "I could hide it?" Percy said, Jason flicked his forehead.

"Ow! That hurt!" Percy said, running his forehead. "That'll surely work!" Jason said sarcastically. "Well I don't see you given off any ideas here genius!" Percy said sassily.

Jason sighed, "Sorry. I'm just-" "Stressed? Have a snickers." Percy said bluntly, handing a fun-sized snickers to Jason. "Are you serious?" Jason asked, trying to resist smiling.

"Yes. Now eat the candy. And I have to answer this." Percy said, and his phone began to ring.

"Hello?" Percy asked, picking up his phone. "You. You and Jason are together?!" Nico said, practically screaming in the phone. Percy winced, "No Neeks. Speaking of which. 1, what can we do to tell people we're just roommates and close bros? And 2, how's the whole Will Solace thing going?" Percy asked, Nico sighed.

"To answer that. 1, I have no effing clue! And 2, oh my gods he's amazing! Like seriously, I have to thank you for this when I'm not angry about the whole incident." Nico commented.

"Why are you angry again?" Percy asked, confused. "Because you guys are my opt. And I ship you guys hard. Like I ship you guys so hard it's not even funny. I've even written fanfi- I mean. I just like the idea of you guys being a couple." Nico said, Percy swore he could see him blushing.

"I. Um. I gotta go Nico. Bye!" Percy said, hanging up. Percy looked back, Jason's mouth was stuffed with snickers. "I have you one! Only one! And you go on a rampage!" He joked, Jason nearly choked– attempting not to laugh.

After a few minutes, Jason gave up on swallowing. Spitting the giant wad of candy into Percy's trash bin. "Well. What are we gonna do?" Jason asked, "We're gonna wait it out. Come by this when it comes to it." "So were avoiding it?" Jason asked, looking at Percy.

"Yep. Now. Let's stuff our faces with the leftover brownies!" He exclaimed, running to the kitchen. He heard Jason laugh. "Save some for me!" Jason shouted, before scrambling with Percy to the kitchen.

A/n:

Omg 2.25K!!!! Requests still
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-Bridget Di Angelo