Jercy - - Oneshot #99

"And now introducing Percy Jackson and Jason Grace!" A voice boomed. The crowd cheered as the curtains were pulled back. Behind the velvet, red fabric was a table. At the table sat Percy and Jason.

Small black microphones were hooked to their shirts. Percy chuckled at the crowd's enthusiasm, and a few girls swooned. Jason gave a half-wave, half-salute gesture.

Once the cheers had died down, the pair greeted everyone.

"Hey y'all. How's everybody doing tonight?" Percy asked into the mic. The crowd went wild, and Jason rolled his eyes with a loving grin.

"We are here to be asked questions, bozo, not ask the questions!" He exclaimed. Percy shrugged a crooked smile. His black hair falling just above his glittering eyes.

Bridget appeared from the corner. They held the microphone up to their face and began speaking.

"Alright, Q&A until I can be creative enough to right Oneshot number 100!"

Percy covered the microphone and leaned over to Jason. "Let's see if they ever notice we aren't cosplayers and the books I wrote were all real." Jason snorted.

"Unlikely, cosplayers are magic. They can make a whole new character out of glue, some eyeliner, and a few fabric samples."

With that, a question appeared on the board behind them.

"Imma answer jt demigod way." Percy hissed. Jason giggles.

"I'm gonna answer it like I am an old rapper, who also is high."

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT A PERSON?

Percy was first time answer.

"Whether or not they're mortal."
A few laughed and Jason fidgeted with a coin. Percy pulled off an innocent face.

"And you, Jason?" Bridget questioned.

"I usually notice their teeth first. If they have broccoli in their teeth, they dead."

FOR WHAT IN YOUR LIFE DO YOU FEEL MOST GRATEFUL?

"Riptide always being with me. Am I glad he's with me! I swear, I'd be dead without him... and Annabeth. She's got this cool cap which turns her invisible! Saved Grover and I once or twice."

The crowd turned their attention to Jason.

"Butterflies. They're so cool! And, I'm so hungry, they make the time really fly."

IF YOU COULD HAVE LUNCH WITH ONE PERSON ALIVE OR DEAD, WHO WOULD IT BE?

"Luke. It would be nice to see him again... without Kronos processing him."

"Alexander Hamilton," Jason answered. "Man that dude went on some crazy adventures. Shame he wasn't a president."

WHAT'S THE NUMBER ONE ITEM YOU WOULD SAVE FROM YOUR BURNING HOUSE?

"The photo Annabeth gave me. I still have it in my school binder. That, or my camp shirt. The Stolls sell them for too much."

"I knew that pie was overcooked! Imma save my house!"

WHAT WAS YOUR UPBRINGING LIKE?

"I mean... my mom dealt with an abusive guy and then we turned him into stone. And... I'm a demigod so my upbringing was more stabbing monsters from mythology and saving the world a few times."

"I swam with the wolves as we galloped into the earthquakes."

IF YOU HAD TO COMPARE YOURSELF TO ONE FICTIONAL CHARACTER, WHO WOULD IT BE?

"I would say me... but I'm not fictional... so, uh, I guess I'd like to be George Weasley... he's the one who survived that Wizard war, right?"

"Sonic. He makes great potatoes."

WHAT'S THE SWEETEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE FOR A GIRL?

"I jumped into Tartarus for a girl... but that's a bad memory."

"I once handed her a taco. She dropped it so I yeeted her out the window."

HAVE YOU EVER MADE A DECISION THAT CHANGED YOUR ENTIRE LIFE? IF SO, WHAT WAS IT?

"Staying in Camp Halfblood. Man that gave me some childhood trauma."

"One I ate a penny. It didn't taste good... so I ate another."

IF YOU WERE IN A BAND, WHAT KIND OF MUSIC WOULD YOU PLAY?

"Maybe Rock? But Indies is good too! I'll have to talk to Chiron, that would be a great camp activity!"

"OOOOH!!! YAS!! I'd play that one music... the shark one! Something like... infant shark? I don't know."

"Alright, that's all the time we have, onto the next panel. Come on out Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger!"

Percy looked at the trio and then at Harry's forehead. Yep, those were cosplayers.