2/23/19: ya'll this fic was made years back so it's pretty awful, apologizes for errors and such.

PURELY FOR HUMOR PURPOSES, REALLY REALLY WEIRD CRACK.
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"Meow." Reborn said

"Aww" Tsuna said

*Poof* Reborn went

"Omg." Tsuna said as she did a back flip.

"Nice ass" Reborn said as he also did a back flip

"Ohmygerd." Tsuna said as she smacked Reborns ass.

Reborn giggled as he opened a beer bottle with his muscles.

"Lets make out." Tsuna said as she stuck out her tongue.

"You better have a pretty good ass tongue." Reborn said as he also stuck out his tongue and touched tongues with Tsuna.

Tsuna immediately spilt her juices all over her short shorts. "Reborn I think I'm pregnant now."

Reborn smiled widely as he did  10 backflips in a row.

Tsuna sudden felt her legs give out, "Reborn I think the babies coming!"

Reborn ripped open Tsunas stomach and grabbed the baby.

"It's..." Reborn paused, "Its a healthy baby lizard."

Tsuna reached out weakly as she magically healed, "Let me see my baby."

Reborn threw the baby lizard at her and stomped on her. "Fine bish."

"Imma name you Leon." Tsuna said as she died.

Reborn cried in emotional effort as he picked up the baby lizard, "Don't worry Leon, I will abuse you and make you hate me."

Leon didn't have a very good life.

XxX

This is my best one yet.

- Meopize :)