2/23/19: ya'll this fic was made years back so it's pretty awful, apologizes for errors and such.

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"Ohmygerdddd" Reborn said as he threw Leon onto the couch, "I hate uuuuuu."

Leon laid there in shame.

"I mean," Reborn said, "U killed your mother."

Leon turned blue and started crying endlessly.

"Bish pls." Reborn did a fabulous hair flip and then kicked Leon, "I should be da one crying."

"But nu." Reborn continued, "Im being strong 4 u."

Suddenly, the window crashed open, Reborn grabbed Leon and threw him at the intruder.

"Lol," A voice wheezed, "Thx Reborn, my old friend."

Reborn suddenly blushed in a very kawaii way. Reborn cummed at the thought of the older man. But he hid it well.

"Hello Nono," Reborn said, ignoring how Leon was fighting for his life, "Why r u here? Not that I'm complaining."

Nono did a back flip in greeting, his back crunching weirdly. But he landed it anyway. "O Rebooorrnnn it's terrible!"

Reborns heart broke as he watched the older man cry, the hitman immediately rushed to the older mans embrace, hoping to comfort his kawaii seme.

"I'm afraid my grandkitty has just died." Nono cried loudly, Leon continued to wither on the ground.

Reborn gently guided the man to his perfect couch. Nono leaned against Reborn for support, which Reborn was over joyed to give.

"Grandkitty?" Reborn questioned softly, foot resting on Leon.

"Yes," Nono said, "My grandkitty Sawada Tsunami."

Reborn silently fucked himself.