2/23/19: ya'll this fic was made years back so it's pretty awful, apologizes for errors and such.

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"Well," Reborn mused, "Im dead."

Suddenly, hands gripped his throat, "You asshole!"

"Ahhh!" Reborn screamed, "I'm dyinnnnnggggg!"

Reborn started doing the flop and the hands on his throat suddenly left it, Reborn blushed in relief.

"I...missed you asshole."

Reborn looked up, and gasped in shock at this VERY surprising plot twist.

"..Lambo?" Reborn started crying, "Is it really you my uke?"

A punch slammed him in the face, the hitman mentally cried over how his face might be bruised. His modeling life was over!

"It's Tsuna, you dumbass!"

The brunette started at Reborn with tears in her rainbow colored eyes, "You've been cheating on me!"

"Wel-" Reborn was cut off when his amazing seme suddenly appeared.

"My uke!" Giotto cried in joy as he threw the belt at Reborns overjoyed face. Leon appeared in a puff of smoke, his yellow eyes reflecting pain.

"Bruh, nooooo." Nono appeared wearing a fabulous cape, "Reborn is myah uke,"