THREE

sakusa <3

hi sakusa i wanted to apologize
about what happened last night

i was completely wasted and had
no idea. obviously i dont expect you
to forgive me

but pls forgive me 😅😅

can we meet up so i can
apologize in person? it feels wrong
doing it over text

i'd also like to offer to buy you
a new shirt🙏

just reply so i know you don't hate
me forever haha

wait you do hate me forever don't you

oh and the tweet im sorry about that too

this is a very one sided conversation

✨DUMB DUMBER AND DUMBEST✨

GUYS HES NOT REPLYING

WHAT DO I DO

IS OUR RELATIONSHIP
OVER😭😭😭

sarmoo
hate to break it to you miss
girl but you didn't have a
relationship in the first place

ugly ass mf
finally something we agree on

way to make me feel better 🥺🥺
you guys are the most amazing
friends yk

sarmoo
oh we know

ugly ass mf
AWWW Y/N🥰🥰
BABEEE STAWPPPP

bitch. stfu

i come to you two for
emotional support and
this is how you treat me

time to find some new
besties🏃‍♂️💨

sarmoo
sure if you can find anyone
that can tolerate you

I HAVE MORE FOLLOWERS
THAN YOU

THEREFORE MORE PEOPLE
THAT LIKE ME

REMEMBER THAT

sarmoo
stan savage y/n

ugly ass mf
YES QUEEN POP OFFFFFF😍

sarmoo
SLAY ALL DAY 💪💪👑👑

I HATE YOU GUYS WITH
A PASSION

I HOPE U DIE IN UR SLEEP

ugly ass mf
samu she's wishing us a
quick painless death

ugly ass mf
shes so sweet istg🥺🥺

sarmoo
tsumu i'm tearing up

ugly ass mf
brb crying

sarmoo
y/n we hope u die in
ur sleep too🥰

honestly that doesn't
sound too bad considering
my circumstances

sarmoo
well i guess this is
goodbye then

ugly ass mf
sweet dreams

sarmoo
enjoy the afterlife💗💗

ugly ass mf
have fun in hell💕💕

sarmoo
we won't miss you 🥰🥰

i won't miss you guys either

literally fuck off

ugly ass mf
you know what?

ugly ass mf
why don't we all fuck

ugly ass mf
OFF

miya what the FUCK

we don't have that kind
of relationship

and with your own brother??
THATS INCEST MAN

ugly ass mf
FUCK

ugly ass mf
WHY DON'T WE ALL FUCK OFF
NOT WHY DON'T WE ALL FUCK

sarmoo
wow tsumu i never knew
you were that type of guy

you really do learn something
new everyday huh

ugly ass mf
SHUT UP YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
I JUST HIT SEND TOO EARLY

sarmoo
ok but not only is that incest
but i also have a girlfriend
so um

in conclusion

neither me or samu want
to fuck you tsumu

keep dreaming🤗

i have NO IDEA what i am writing. pls this is so chaotic but i kinda like it.

i know this was really really really really short and bad but THE NEXT CHAPTER is SIGNIFICANTLY better. and longer. it's AT LEAST double this chapter. 

edited 5/8/22