Once upon a time there was a main protagonist. Let's just call him the MC now. So MC-san here was just your ordinary student; so ordinary that he was completely invisible to the naked eye. However, one day the world was assaulted by dreadful invaders of another galaxy. The gods of the world fought against them but lost miserably due plot convenience. One god, more rebellious than the rest, pleads for help from MC-san here to save the world. Receiving the divine "go ahead" kiss from completely random Kami-sama, MC-san flies off to save the world. As for how.. umm.. the power of the plot I guess. Within a blink of an eye, MC-san with his crazy morning hair-do and stereotypical bread in mouth stance while posing in a neko maid uniform appeared in front of his worst and only nemesis- Oppai. Sadly, Oppai's power of boner defeated MC-san in one almighty punch, but MC-san resorted to using "The Plot Armor" which granted divine protection to all proper main characters. Screaming at the top of his lungs in hopes to reach Kawaii levels of over 9000, the two adversaries fought while leaving destruction in their wake. Soon, the power of fan-service became too strong for MC-san to handle. MC-san's "indecisive retarded main character" power wore off immediately as ecchi invaded his mind. The Call of Onii-chan reached his mind and the battle was about to draw to a close. The fight forced both sides to stay and go hand in hand through the night, but MC-san's fellow friends unleashed "Unlimited Budget Works" to create a Reality Marble for them to fight on further. After another 7 episodes completely filled with 7 hours of fillers, 7 minutes of actual fighting, and 5 seconds of summer at the beach, MC-san got pushed into another corner as Oppai unleashed the Lucky Star element upon him. Against enough MOE to annihilate the galaxy, MC-san called in the A Certain Crazy Yandere using his Future Diary Cellphone provided by T-Mobile funded through plot magic. After an unfortunate mortifying version of Gakko Gurashi! occurred, both sides were exhausted. Pulling out trump card after trap card and quietly keeping their poker faces, Oppai unleashed her final attack- [Imouto #666's Pantsu]. Struggling greatly face first against the [Pantsu], MC-san used the last bits of rare candies and all those other protagonist material steroids out there to unleash some Forbidden Jutsu. 

"Forbidden Jutsu: I was gay this entire time.." -MC

"IT WAS A TRAP!" - Oppai

Hit by the intensity of the shock, Oppai passed away. The end.

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Author's Note: It was a completely random story, but I had nothing better to do. I'm still waiting in anticipation for a lot of things like test results, more anime, Rick Riordan's Magnus Chase series (Oh the initials are MC.. main character.. hmmm coincidence?), some things Manwithoutpurpose is currently busy with, a story that cocohikari is struggling with due to the deadly "writer's block", and plenty of other things. Well see you peeps next time- assuming that you actually bothered to read any of this.

P.S: Don't take anything from the above seriously.