Ok so instead of me looking for videos on YouTube, I used an incorrect quote generator and got this, I hope you like it.

Karol: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Gabby: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

Ellie: There's nothing to do....

Nick: You can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago.

Ellie: *pulls out their phone* Nevermind.

Gabby: We have fun, don't we, Dan?

Dan: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

Dan: Hey, what have you two been doing?

James: we were helping Tom with their wedding vows and we were kicked out of their house for making it inappropriate.

Aiden: How is "Nice ass, Jake" inappropriate?

Tess: How do I ask someone out?

James: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.

Tess: No!

Ashley: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

Tess: Stop!

Riya: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.

Tess: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.

Nick: Father, I have sinned.

Alec: Daddy, I've been naughty.

Tom: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

Jake: Bro, relax it was just a dream.

Tom: Huh, gay, I wouldn't fuck you.

Jake: You wouldn't?

Tom: I mean, unless you want to-

Dan: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Gabby: Weight loss? Drink water.
James: Clear skin? Drink water.
Miriam: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

Grett: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?

Yul: What is it called when you kill a friend?

Lil: Homicide.

Miriam: Murder.

Dan: Homiecide.