Church: Hey Andy.... ANDY!

Andy: Hey, look who's back: The Dickhead!

Church: Hey, up yours.

Andy: You back for another beating? It must be Ass-Kick o'clock!

Church: Where's that big alien thing?

Andy: I dunno. Last time I saw him he was half-way up your ass!

Tex: Alright, screw it. You guys get behind me, and stay tight.

Tucker: [very quickly] Bow Chicka Bow Wow.

Tex: Never mind, Tucker's in front.

Tucker: Eh, it was worth it.

Church: Hey, why didn't you bring that glowing thing?

Tucker: No way! I'd rather have a gun.

Church: But I've got a gun.

Tucker: What are you gonna do? Shoot him with ghost bullets?

Church: Okay, yeah. I guess that's a good point.

Tucker: "Hi, I'm Casper, the friendly bullet!"

(Tucker spots the Alien)

T

ucker: There it is!

Church: Jesus RUN!! (All three of them keep shooting their guns at the wall while they run away)

Tex: Crap!

Tucker: Oh my GOD OH MY GOD! I'M GOING TO DIE! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!

Church: RUN!

Tucker: Women and children last. (They run past Caboose)

Caboose: Did we win?

Tucker: Yeah Caboose we won! This is our victory lap!

Andy: (jokingly) Hey come back, I think you're making him tired! (laughing)