5:32 PM

Keith and Lance have secretly, silently joined the chat again

Takashi
They haven't talked to each other in weeks guys...

HunkCuddles
Yeah. I asked Lance about it– he changed the subject faster than he can fold socks.

PigeonAttack
Socks?

HunkCuddles
He's a VERY skilled sock folder. It's unnatural.

Princess
I once again apologize for causing this mess.

Mustache
Allura, we've all said we don't blame you.

Takashi
I've tried to get Keith to open up, but he isn't here anymore. He's always somewhere else...

HunkCuddles
You think they visit each other?

PigeonAttack
Possibly!!!

LanceDance
Well someone is excited

PigeonAttack
LANCEEEEE (and with the usual name. Shame shame.)

LanceDance
Sorry we were gone for so long guys. We were... busy.

Keef
You make it sound as if we were doing something dirty

Takashi
... were you??

LanceDance
I swear to god!!

Keef
Well... we hacked into NASA. Does that count?

LanceDance
THAT WAS NASA?!?!

Keef
... *sigh* Yes.

LanceDance
CRAP!! CRAP CRAP CRAP!!!

HunkCuddles
WHAT DID YOU DO

LanceDance
I LAUNCHED A SHIP!! AHHHHH

PigeonAttack
Shame. Shame. SHAME.

Keef
Fine! Dishonor! Dishonor on you, dishonor on ya cow!

Takashi
Was that a movie reference you just made??? Did I hear that child right?????

Princess
Yesssss

LanceDance
I HAVE NEVER BEEN PROUDER OF YOU IDIOTIC MULLET FACED RAT!!!

Keef
Thanks you, you Cuban rubber band hair tie thing!

PigeonAttack
What the heck? What type of insult was that?!

Mustache
A terrible one *shudders*

LanceDance
Rubber band hair tie thing?? Do you possible mean...

Keef
Don't. Don't you dare

LanceDance
A LOOM BAND????

Keef
Ah. He said it. I must self destruct.

HunkCuddles
Nice knowing you dude.

PigeonAttack
I'll supply a bomb!

Takashi
Keith. Stop. We're all gonna talk.

LanceDance
*groans*

Keef
No.

Takashi
Yes.

Keef
No! Rwar ;3

Takashi
AHHHHH

Keef
DEATH TO SHIROOOOOOO

HunkCuddles
What even is this chat?

PigeonAttack
Satan help us!!! X)

LanceDance
Cringe