6:34 AM

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LanceDance has changed the names: PidgeonAttack to Kitty, LanceDance to Bf

Bf
We gotta talk.

Kitty
Hm?

Bf
I think we should break up.

Kitty
Oh... so no more of us being honorary partners?

Bf
Yeah... sorry.

Kitty
You still coming over tomorrow for my mom's spaghetti?

Bf
WOAH. I didn't know us "breaking up" would cause me to not be invited for spaghetti nights anymore!! *cri*

Kitty
The harsh truth.

Bf
May I cheat on you?

Kitty
Wtf. Uhhh, idk?

Bf
Like, I just want to ask– nvm.

Kitty
Oooooooh. I sense love!!

Bf
It's not like that! I just told a person he was my boyfriend when we were searching!? That's totally normal...

Kitty
Searching??

Bf
... we're looking for his mom.

Kitty
What if she's dead.

Bf
Remind me why I stay with you, jerk! >:-(

Kitty
Because my mother crafts the best spaghetti in the galaxy

Bf
Oh yeah!

Kitty
Mhm.

Bf
You still coming over next Thursday for Taco night?

Kitty
SATAN YAS

Bf
You concern me.

Kitty
So broken up, but with meal rights?

Bf
Okay

Kitty
Cya

Bf
Later.

Kitty
Wait. WAIT A MINUTE

Bf
Hmmmm????

Kitty
WHY THE FRICKLE FRACKLE WERE YOU OUT OF TOWN!! EVERYONE HERE KNOWS YOU, SO IN ORDER TO SNEAK AROUND YOU HAVES TO BE AWAY!! AS IN AWAY FROM YOUR MOTHER!! *GASP*

Bf
We got lost.

Kitty
Lost in each other's eyes?

Bf
I wish. He barely spoke to me after. Do you think he thought it was weird???

Kitty
Nah. If he is who I think he is, he just sucks at expressing himself.

Bf                                                      
He does. Like, I'm pretty sure that mullet is the only way he chooses to express himself.

Kitty                                          MULLET?!?!? OOOOOOOHHHHH I KNOW WHO IT ISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Bf
I will kill you

Kitty
But then my mother will be too sad to make her amazing spaghetti.

Bf
Mehhhhhh

Kitty
Gtg. Matt wants me to explain why ostriches can't fly.

Bf
OSTRICHES CAN'T FLY?!?!?!?!?? *sob*

Kitty
I am surrounded by complete idiots