6:12 PM

PigeonAttack
Guys. Lance and I have broken up.

HunkCuddles
Woah. You guys good?????

LanceDance
Yeah

Takashi
I thought it was honorary dating?

Keef
Same

PigeonAttack
Yes. So instead we are friends with meal rights

Keef
My mind went to dirty places

Takashi
I swear to god

PigeonAttack
*deep breath*

HunkCuddles
Pidge. Not now sweetie.

PigeonAttack
But... Satan!! Ughh, MEHHHHH

Keef
I could hear the anger in that text

LanceDance
HahahaHAHAHA

PigeonAttack
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

LanceDance
???? Uh, yes ????

HunkCuddles
Pidge?

PigeonAttack
Text me.

LanceDance
Oh come on! Don't exclude us!

Takashi
Don't exclude the gays!

Keef
I hate all of you rn.

Takashi
Why? You gonna be an angsty gay boi?

Keef
Something is wrong. WhO BrOKe ShIRo? ! ? !

LanceDance
m e . I has broken the Shiro

Takashi
I drank special juice.

LanceDance
I d r u g g e d him

Keef
WTF LANCE

LanceDance
He keeps talking about some dude named Adam?

Keef
Make sure he doesn't move. I'm gonna go find him.

LanceDance
Oh come on I'm not that dumb!

Keef
I hear Adam's name from outside my window

LanceDance
. . . Crap. He escaped the ropes.

Keef
YOU TIED HIM UP!!!

LanceDance
Uhhhhh

Takashi
Yeah. And it was k i n k y *whaaaaaa*

LanceDance
Shhhh!!

Keef
I have safely secured Shiro in his room (why was he at your house anyway?!). . . Sorry for getting mad at you for tying him up. . . I chained him to a wall.

LanceDance
WTF and... Um...No reason...

Takashi
Shhhhhh. It's a secret!!!!

PigeonAttack
Oh my... xD

HunkCuddles
How is he texting while chained up?

Keef
Dang it! Forgot he could text with his toes!

Takashi
I'm such a good secret keeper. I didn't even tell you that I was giving Lacey-boiiiiiii tips on how to woo my bb brother. He is Keith. Keith so soft. ~3~

Keef
Wait. What??

LanceDance
Nothing!

Keef
But Shiro just–

LanceDance
Nothing! Now drop it.

Keef
Fine. Bye.

Keef has left the chat

Takashi
Oh noooo. Emo smol beannnnn

PigeonAttack
What did you just do?

HunkCuddles
I'm slightly concerned that Shiro is tied up. Anyone else concerned? No... okay then...

Takashi
Do you think Adam will make me mac'n'cheese? OR RAMEN NOODLES?!?!

LanceDance
... Go to sleep Shiro.

Takashi
M'kay. Tell the space gays I love them and the pidgeon I love them and the nicest pansexual cinnamon roll in the world I love him!

LanceDance
Will do. Sorry for drugging you.