4:18 AM

KeithKogane has created a chat with TakashiShirogane

TakashiShirogane has changed KeithKogane to Keef

Keef has changed TakashiShirogane to Spacedad

Spacedad
You called?

Keef
Hi

Spacedad
Why aren't you home yet??!

Keef
I got lost

Spacedad
*sighs*

Keef
Save me

Spacedad
From what?

Keef
There's a scary doggo

Spacedad
I'll be there in five. . . Don't you have a knife?

Keef
I threw it at the doggo and missed

Spacedad
In that case, I'll bring a new knife

Keef
T'ank you!

Spacedad
Where are you?

Keef
Dunno. There's a sign though.

Spacedad
Send a picture of it

Keef has sent a picture

Spacedad
...Keith?

Keef
Yeah?

Spacedad
Why're you in Utah?

Keef
I told you. I got lost.

Spacedad
Keith. Send me a pic of the dog

Keef
Okay. I shall send a picture of the scary doggo

Keef has sent a picture

Spacedad
That's not a good dog... what's in his mouth?

Keef
The doggo has a knife, also, don't assume gender

Spacedad
... Listen to me Keith

Keef
Okay?

Spacedad
Run the other way

Keef
But the scary doggo has my favorite hunting knife!!

Spacedad
CHILD YOU ARE IN DANGER!!!

Keef
Imma retrieve my knife first.

Spacedad
KEITH NO

4:47 AM

Keef
The doggo is dead now.

Spacedad
I swear to god

Keef
Like Pidge, I say god is not real— I only worship Satan.

Spacedad
I see you

Keef
Hi! ... why're you so mad?

Spacedad
BECAUSE YOU FOUGHT A DANGEROUS DOGGO!!!!

Keef
I also killed it!

Spacedad
You're grounded

Keef
Shiro?

Spacedad
Yes?

Keef
What do I do with the dead doggo?

Spacedad
Let's drop it off at Lance's dorm. Put it in his bed.

Keef
This is why I love you