3:42 AM

LanceDance has created a group chat

LanceDance has named the group chat Peaches

LanceDance has added KatieHolt, TakashiShirogane, HunkGarett, and KeithKogane

LanceDance has changed the names: KatieHolt - PigeonAttack
KeithKogane - EmoBladeBoi
HunkGarett - HunkCuddles TakashiShirogane - Takashi

LanceDance
SUP!!!

PigeonAttack
Lance. Go to bed.

HunkCuddles
I agree.

Takashi
Guys. We have classes tomorrow!

HunkCuddles
Why're you up, Shiro?

PigeonAttack
He could ask you the same thing, HUNK *dun dun dunnn*

EmoBladeBoi
The next person to speak gets stabbed

LanceDance
You don't scare me!

HunkCuddles
I'll plan the funeral

Takashi
Keith, no killing friends!

EmoBladeBoi
I have no friends. They're only my human sacrifices.

Takashi
I swear to god

PigeonAttack
God isn't real

Takashi
Pidge *sigh*

PigeonAttack
I only worship Satan

HunkCuddles
You are a wonder to the world

LanceDance
Do we seriously all know each other here?

EmoBladeBoi
I only know names. . . And Shiro

Takashi
Okay guys, for Keith's sake, introduce yourselves!

HunkCuddles
Hi!! I'm Hunk. I like flowers and cooking. (He/Him pronouns, and I'm pansexual.)

LanceDance
He's also adorable. He's like a giant tub of fluffiness.

Takashi
Thank you Hunk

PigeonAttack
I'm Pidge. Robots are my friends.

LanceDance
Don't forget pronouns and sexuality!

PigeonAttack
They/Them pronouns, and I'm questioning at the moment.

HunkCuddles
That's okay!

PigeonAttack
Oh! AND I LIKE PEANUT BUTTER

EmoBladeBoi
... that's nice.

Takashi
You know me. But hi, I'm Shiro, he/him pronouns and I'm Asexual.

EmoBladeBoi
You did great Shiro.

Takashi
Thank you, KEEF

EmoBladeBoi
I SWEAR TO GOD YOU SIX YEAR OLD GIANT

LanceDance
Umm, hi. I'm Lance, a bi Cuban ;) I'm a ladies man. And I'm an honorary BF to Pidge.

PigeonAttack
Not really. But we like to cuddle and do friendly kisses on the cheek

LanceDance
They're an elf. So short!

PigeonAttack
Keith, is it too late to kill Lance?

EmoBladeBoi
Sadly, Shiro has managed to take my knife collection. Therefore I cannot sacrifice the Bisexual Cuban.

HunkCuddles
I could practically feel his disappointment in that text.

Takashi
KEEF IT'S YOUR TURN

EmoBladeBoi
I SWEAR!! DON'T CALL ME KEEF OR I WILL RECONNECT MY KNIVES WITH YOUR FACE!!!

Takashi
... But I took them all

EmoBladeBoi
I have my ways >:)

LanceDance
Pidge, hold me. I'm scared.

PigeonAttack
*sighs, but hesitantly holds*

HunkCuddles
Keith. Can we hear your introduction? Please...

Takashi
If you don't I'll do it for you. And I'll purposely embarrass you!

EmoBladeBoi
I love you, Shiro <3

Takashi
I take it back.

LanceDance
You're weak

PigeonAttack
And you'll be dead if Keith gets mad at you

HunkCuddles
The sad part is: it's true

Takashi
Now Keith. Please!

EmoBladeBoi
... FINE. My name is Keith, he/him pronouns please.

LanceDance
Is that it? I think you forgot a fun fact and your sexuality!

PigeonAttack
Keith I give you permission to murder my honorary BF

EmoBladeBoi
Shiro, may I????

Takashi
After you finish your intro

EmoBladeBoi
:(

Takashi
No, stop that!

EmoBladeBoi
:C

Takashi
Keef

EmoBladeBoi
:'(

Takashi
Whyyyyyy

EmoBladeBoi
My name is Keith. He/Him pronouns. I'm gay. And my life long dream is to kill Lance.

HunkCuddles
*claps* You did very well!

Takashi
Keith. I lied. You can't

EmoBladeBoi
I FOUND MY KNIVES

LanceDance
HOLY BLEEP YOU KILLED SHIRO

Takashi
Sorry guys, phone glitched. WAIT WHAT?!? NO KEITH!!!

HunkCuddles
???

EmoBladeBoi
HE LEFT THE DORM WITH HIS FAVORITE HUNTING KNIFE

PigeonAttack
RIP Lance

HunkCuddles
Why is the groupchat named Peaches??