12:23 PM

Takashi has changed EmoBladeBoi to Keef

LanceDance
Why is there a dead doggo in my bed?

Keef
Be careful. It's a DANGEROUS DOGGO

PigeonAttack
What the actual frick

HunkCuddles
Keith, did you have anything to do with that? You did state "Be careful. It's a DANGEROUS DOGGO"

Keef
I must speak with my lawyer before I answer any questions involving the doggo corpse mystery

Takashi
Keith. I was kidding about putting it in Lance's bed.

Keef
Oh... sorry?

Takashi
Is THAT why you wanted to stop near Lance's dorm?

Keef
And why we "couldn't find" the dead doggo.

Takashi
Well, you said you needed to pee. So IDK.

HunkCuddles
He just tells you he has to pee?

Keef
Yeah.

HunkCuddles
And he doesn't notice the DEAD DOGGO YOU DRAGGED INTO THE BUILDING AND THEN LEFT WITHOUT?!?!

Keef
Yep. It was like, 4 or 5 AM

PigeonAttack
... But why do you just say "Yo bro, I gotta pee"?

Keef
So he doesn't think I'm putting a dead Doggo in Lance's bed! Duh!

PigeonAttack
Anyway... LANCE WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING IN SO LATE?????

HunkCuddles
Was it because of...

Takashi
Those dots make me horrified

PigeonAttack
I agree. You better not be trying to make mini Lances!

Takashi
That is not what I meant at all...

LanceDance
Pidge... no.

Keef
Then what WERE you doing??

LanceDance
Shut up, Mullet!

Keef
Permission to demolish, Shiro?

Takashi
No. Demolishing human life forces is bad.

HunkCuddles
Did you just make death sound awesome?

LanceDance
Ahem! If Mullet face didn't interrupt me, I would have said that I was up late talking to friends!

PigeonAttack
What friends?!

HunkCuddles
Dude, as far as I'm concerned, we are your only friends.

Keef
Burn!

Takashi
*sigh*

LanceDance
1. Ouch, why don't you love me, Pidge! 2. I have friends Hunk. Lots. Shove off. And 3. SHUT YO FACE MULLET

Keef
IS THAT THE WORSE INSULT YOU GOT?!?! IDIOT!!!

Takashi
FOR GODS SAKE GUYS!!!

PigeonAttack
I ONLY WORSHIP SATANNNN

HunkCuddles
Can you add them? I'd like to meet them!

LanceDance has added AlluraAltean and CoranCoranTGorgeousMan to "Peaches"

LanceDance has changed
AlluraAltean to Princess and
CoranCoranTGorgeousMan to Mustache

Princess
Lance, why have you added us to... Peaches?

Mustache
I LOVE MY NAMEEEEEEE

HunkCuddles
Welcome!

Takashi
Hello.

PigeonAttack
RUN WHILE YOU CAN

Keef
... lance actually has friends?!

Takashi
Keith, be nice!

LanceDance
Hey guys! Give your name, sexuality, pronouns, and a cool fact!

Princess
Hi. I'm Allura. I'm bisexual, she/her, and I like to put mice in peoples beds and watch as the mice nibble on their toes.

HunkCuddles
That's... kinda cute?

PigeonAttack
Kinda creepy.

Keef
Perfect, welcome!

Takashi
Keith. Are you being sarcastic?

Keef
No... not intentionally

Princess
Hello Keith!

Keef
WAIT A MINUTE, I KNOW YOU!!!

Princess
Yep. Coran's turn!

Mustache
I'm Coran. I'm pretty straight–

LanceDance
Pidge just boo-ed at their screen XD

Keef
Oh look, CRINGE!! Oops, I meant to type Lance, oh well, same thing! >:)

HunkCuddles
Ooooh!! Burn!

PigeonAttack
^^ Me

Mustache
Anyways. As I was saying, I'm pretty straight teethed, which highlights my awesome mustache–

HunkCuddles
Well that took a sudden turn.

Keef
Yep.

Mustache
My pronouns are he/him. And I'm aromantic

Keef
???

Mustache
I don't experience romantic feelings towards people.

Keef
That's okay.

Takashi
Well, Coran, welcome to Peaches!

PigeonAttack
I'm changing the chat name.

LanceDance
But whyyyyy?

PigeonAttack
Because Peaches are stupid.

PigeonAttack has changed the groupchat name "Peaches" to......