A/N: I really enjoyed the new episode and I forgot how much I loved having unseen episodes. Also, Tom Rosenthal (actor who plays Jonny) looked really good in it, like really good. What did you guys think?

My life has now become watching shit movies whilst eating Ben and Jerry's after work. People at work have actually somehow noticed that I'm not okay, but oh well. The same thoughts circled around my mind for the next few weeks - Jonny Goodman was going to propose, Jonny Goodman also blew me off for his boss who it is heavily implied he cheated on me with, Jonny Goodman also explained himself and he didn't cheat, Jonny Goodman wanted money so he could buy me a ring so he could propose, Jonny Goodman was going to Propose to me. And so, it went around in circles. Today was Friday and normally, before everything I would be sat at a dining table, making terrible jokes and dealing with the weekly shit show. I missed it, I missed him.

I sigh and check my phone, finding a text from Adam.

Pussface - Dad's drying fish and Crazytits thinks her and Jonny are dating - he can't get rid of her. Mum's mentioned you five times already and every time Jonny just looks really miserable.

I go to respond but another message comes through

Pussface - Grandma is dancing with Jonny to the news

Me - Brilliant. Push crazytits of a bridge, or run her over. Whichever works best for you.

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Pussface - Update: Grandma fell in my boot looking for her yogurts, then my car got toed and Crazytits has cut her own hair

Me - oh, I want to see that

Pussface - come and see, she's coming around

Me - Adam, quite frankly no

Pussface - come on, Jonny's miserable it's honestly quite sad

Me - Sad like you or unhappy sad?

Pussface - 1) It's good for business 2) Unhappy sad. Please come around

Me - Okay....

And so, I do, I put an old coat on with my black converse and when I get there, I text Adam.

"Yes! You actually came," Adam celebrates "Crazytits is here, so you may have to hide,"

"Where?" Adam points inside the cupboard when I open it, I see the fish he was talking about "Adam no,"

"Too late," he shoves me in as Jackie calls him back into the living toom. I keep a gap in it to breathe fresh air and to watch what's happening.

"It's a beautiful morning!" I hear grandma say "who's this nice young man?" She asks and I nearly choke, realising she must be talking about Liz

"Sorry?" I can hear Jonny trying not to laugh and it's strange to hear his voice

"Who is this nice young man?"

"This is Liz Grandma,"

"His girlfriend," she adds and I cringe

"What?"

"It's Liz mum," Jackie tells her

"No, Lizzie's not here because of Crazytits, who is this man?" I smirk

"I'm not a man. I'm Liz, Jonny's girlfriend,"

"She's a girl mum,"

"I'm a girl,"

"It's a girl?!"

"I'm a girl, I'm a woman!" I start laughing, I try to hold it back

"What's that noise,"

"Nothing!" Adam quickly defends

"Yes! It's a girl, you're a girl,"

"Yes,"

"You're a girl. Lovely girl. And what is your name young lady?"

"Liz,"

"Lips?"

"Liz!"

"What a lovely girl," I zone out and concentrate on breathing the clean air outside the cupboard

"Maybe you two would like to have a chat somewhere," Jackie offers

"Yes! Great idea, Jonny?"

"Okay," he says reluctantly and I quickly shut the cupboard door. Oh christ it stinks in here

"Jonny, have you got something you want to tell me?" I hear them right outside where I am

"What?"

"Is everything okay?" she clearly thinks this is going somewhere different

"It's not you it's me! Well actually it is you, It's very much you. I work with you, well for you, and that's not awkward. That's great, that's really great! And, you're older than me, quite a bit older actually. And you've got a bread maker and stuff, but that doesn't mean anything because y'know I like bread, and I like toast, I love toast, don't I mum? Don't I? Mummy?" It's silent "And actually, we aren't actually dating. You tried to have sex with me and I just needed money, you made me loose the love of my life. I may never see Lizzie again, well unless I go get my stuff from our flat. Our flat. Oh god, I was going to propose, she was going to say yes. We were going to get married and have minimum 2 children maximum 4. And that may never happen because of you. I want Lizzie, not you," I feel tears well up at his speech. He never did anything, he wants me back, he's sorry and fuck do I miss him.

Liz starts crying and I start loudly laughing.

"Come on love," Jackie must lead her away as the crying gets quieter

"Sorry," Jonny says more as a question than statement

I hear some form of fight between the boys and finally have to leave the cupboard, gasping for air. I lay on the floor for a moment and see Adam talking to Jonny through the letter box at the bottom.

"Sorry, you'll have to come in,"

"Open the door!"

"I can't at the moment, you'll have to come in through the side,"

"But Liz is in there!"

"Is she?"

"I hate you so bloody much!"

"So do I!" I add and Adam looks down at me "I stink of fish," he laughs and bends down "what're you - " I see he's also got my keys and I scramble to get up but can't attack him because he's leaning on the kitchen door and it would alert them all to my presence

"Fuck,"

"Oh, you'll find someone else," I hear Jackie try to comfort Liz

"Really,"

"Yeah, what do you think Adam,"

"Of course, you will, but I've got a feeling Jonny will be coming right back for you,"

"You think?" I hear Jonny enter and at that, I pull Adam away from the door as he fights me off, I try to grab my keys and the fight continues.

"Sorry just grabbing my keys..." I see him come into the hallway "Lizzie?"

"Hi," at my distraction Adam runs and I chase after him, tackling him on the kitchen floor

"Lizzie?!"

"Hiya Jackie!" I continue wresting him for the keys and Jonny eventually joins in.

"Boys! Adam! Jonny! Lizzie!" she tries to scold us but we keep fighting "Martin!"

"Oh, stupid prats," Martin tries to pull Adam off me, but I latch onto him and soon Martin ends up on the floor with us. I start laughing, then so does Jonny, then Adam and Martin and finally Jackie joins in.