*BTW, OMF means 'Oh My Force'. Now read on, and find out how RexSoka was created!!*

CHAT II

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Chat type: Public

Commander Cody has entered the chat room STAR WARS: THE CHAT WARS

Captain Rex has entered the chat room STAR WARS: THE CHAT WARS

ARC Trooper Fives has entered the chat room STAR WARS: THE CHAT WARS

Captain Rex has changed his username to Captain RexSoka

ARC Trooper Fives, Commander Cody and every other Clone Trooper in the galaxy: LOL XD OMF REX LOOOOOL

Captain RexSoka: I like fluffy unicorns and rainbows and Ahsoka Tano! She’s so preeeeeetty!

Ahsoka Tano has entered the chat room STAR WARS: THE CHAT WARS

Ahsoka Tano: WUT REX SNAP THE FORCE OUT OF IT!!!

Every Clone Trooper in the Galaxy: *wipe tears out of their eyes* LOOOOOOL

Commander Cody: *tries to stand at attention but doubles over laughing* Oh heck this is so priceless! S- LOOOOL S-Sorry, Commander! Boys…. AHAHAHA… look… look alive!

ARC Trooper Fives: LOOOOOL Sorry sirs! This is just too… too funny!

Ahsoka Tano: *Facepalms epically* OH MAH FORCE What just happened to our good captain?!

Commander Cody: Sir… you do know what he just changed his username to, right? That’s a ship name! It’s gotta be all over the Internet by now…

C-3P0 Human Cyborg Relations has entered the chat room STAR WARS: THE CHAT WARS

C-3P0 Human Cyborg Relations: We’re doomed…

C-3P0 Human Cyborg Relations has left the chat.

ARC Trooper Fives: ???

Ahsoka Tano: Um, what…?

Commander Cody: IDK…

Captain RexSoka: WEEEEEEEE OH IT’S SO GOLDY SPARKLY!!!!

Commander Cody: Rex, are you on deathsticks again or are you drunk? Seriously!

Captain RexSoka: BOTH!!!!

Ahsoka Tano: *horrified expression* AGAIN?! Oh my Force…

Captain RexSoka: AHSOKA’S SO PREEEETTY– WHAT THE HELL?! GET OFF ME!!!

ARC Trooper Fives: Huh?

Commander Cody: WAT

Ahsoka Tano: What the heck…?

Captain RexSoka: *tears off gag* I JUST GOT HACKED!! BY ASSAJ VENTRESS!!!

Everyone: *gasps*

Ahsoka Tano: OMF ARE YOU OKAY???

Captain RexSoka: Yeah… *pulling ropes off* Wow she really ties these knots tight!

Commander Cody: Do you need help?

Everyone except Captain RexSoka and Commander Cody: Hehehehehe

Captain RexSoka: *blushes under helmet* No I’m perfectly fine, thanks!!! *trips and falls over own feet and multiple crashes are heard*

Every Clone Trooper in the Galaxy: XD

Ahsoka Tano: Did you just fall down the stairs???

Commander Cody: If I didn’t suspect a hangover is involved in all this, then I would be laughing. But I’m not, because I’m nice, unlike YOU PEOPLE.

Every Clone Trooper in the Galaxy: *shuts up with shamed expression*

Captain RexSoka: Wait… WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO MY USERNAME?!?!

Every Clone Trooper in the Galaxy: LOOOOOL XD XD

ARC Trooper Fives: XD!!! Sir… I think that when Ventress hacked into your profile she changed your name!

Ahsoka Tano: I’m so sorry, Rex…

Captain RexSoka: Why are you apologizing to me?

Ahsoka Tano: I think that she was trying to get back at me for that time when I… never mind. Let’s just say that you became her tool of revenge.

Assaj Ventress has entered the chat room STAR WARS: THE CHAT WARS

Ahsoka Tano: *Turns on lightsabers* What do you want?!

Assaj Ventress: You’re not as much of an idiot as I thought… oh well. My plan worked, anyways.

 Assaj Ventress has left the chat.

Captain RexSoka: Wait… OH HECK SHE MADE MY USERNAME PERMANENT!!! I CAN’T CHANGE IT!!!

Everyone except Captain RexSoka and Ahsoka Tano: AHAHAHAHA LOOOL XD XD

Captain RexSoka: And I have an online briefing to give in like ten minutes!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Darth Vader has entered the chat room STAR WARS: THE CHAT WARS

Luke Skywalker has entered the chat room STAR WARS: THE CHAT WARS

Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader: DID SOMEBODY SAY MY LINE??!!

Ahsoka Tano: *widens eyes* Who are you?

Luke Skywalker: We’re from the future… wait whoops this is the wrong timeline!

Darth Vader: *breathes heavily* We must go. *breathes heavily* We could unintentionally SPOIL MOVIES THAT HAVE NOT YET TAKEN PLACE IN THIS TIMELINE!!!

Ahsoka Tano: I’M IN A MOVIE?! AWWW YEAH!!!

Luke Skywalker: Not you. Only Cody is out of you people.

Commander Cody: WOOOOOOO!!!

Ahsoka Tano: :’(

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Darth Vader has left the chat.

ARC Trooper Fives: That was really weird…

Captain RexSoka: WHO CARES ABOUT THEM?! THE BRIEFING!!!

Commander Cody: Oh… I could do it for you…

Captain RexSoka: No, don’t. I’d only be prolonging the inevitable. I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO.

Captain RexSoka has deleted his account on Forcebook.

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

A few minutes later...

Captain Rex has entered the chat room STAR WARS: THE CHAT WARS

Everyone: YEAH WOOOOO!!!

Ahsoka Tano: How did you do that?!

Captain Rex: I copy-pasted everything except my username from my old account into this one, then renamed it.

Commander Cody: Good for you old pal!

Everyone: *parties*

Captain Rex: And to be clear, AHSOKA AND I ARE NOT A THING.

Ahsoka Tano: *nods* What he said!!

Captain Rex: Okay it’s time to go to that briefing… see ya people!

Everyone: Bye Rex!

Captain Rex has left the chat.

Ahsoka Tano: I have some younglings to take to Ilum. Bye!

Ahsoka Tano has left the chat.

ARC Trooper Fives: Sir?

Commander Cody: Yeah?

ARC Trooper Fives: You do know that this was automatically saved to all our accounts, right?

Commander Cody: *shakes head* Well, there’s only one thing left to do…

Commander Cody and ARC Trooper Fives: LET THE SHIPPING WARS BEGIN! AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!!!!

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