*GAH ERMAGURD I HAVEN'T UPDATED THIS IN FOREVERRRRR!!!! Well not really, but it's benn LIKE A MONTH. Sorry about that if there's anyone out there who's following this religiously and want to kill me for not updating. Here it is now...*

CHAT III

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Jabba the Hutt has entered the chat room STAR WARS: THE CHAT WARS

Anakin Skywalker has entered the chat room STAR WARS: THE CHAT WARS

Obi-Wan Kenobi has entered the chat room STAR WARS: THE CHAT WARS

R2-D2 OF THA FUTURE has entered the chat room STAR WARS: THE CHAT WARS

Jabba the Hutt: [translated from Huttese] RESCUE MY SON ROTTA OR YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CROSS THROUGH HUTT-CONTROLLED SPACE AGAIN!!!!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Sheesa, Jabba. We’ll save him from whoever took him. Keep your hair on… or wait… do you even HAVE hair?!

C-3P0 Human Cyborg Relations OF THA FUTURE has entered the chat room STAR WARS: THE CHAT WARS

R2-D2 OF THA FUTURE: [translated from the remote language of Astromechs] AHAHAHAHAHHA No he doesn’t. I will work for him in the future, I should know. Seriously.

Anakin Skywalker: WHAT NO YOU CAN’T WORK FOR THAT SLEEMO OF A HUTT ARTOO DON’T LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE

R2-D2 OF THA FUTURE: Don’t worry you won’t remember it. You’ll be Darth–

C-3P0 Human Cyborg Relations OF THA FUTURE: *yells through a time vortex* ARTOO DEETOO GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!!!! You heard what Master Qui-Gon Jinn said we mustn’t reveal anything from future movies or we could CHANGE THE COURSE OF TIME AND SPACE!!!

R2-D2 OF THE FUTURE: Fiiiiinnnnne. *jumps into the time vortex and disappears*

Anakin Skywalker: *bottom lip quivers* I told him not to leave me… WAAAAHHH

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh pipe down Anakin, Jabba’s still over there… AND HE’S RECORDING THIS AAAAAAHHHHH OMF this is so embarrassing *smoothes down hair* You’re not sending this to Satine right

Jabba the Hutt: Yes I am and to the Chancellor and all the Senators and COUNT DOOKU

Obi-Wan Kenobi: NUUUUUUUUUUU OH FORCE NUUUUUU Satine AND DOOKU must not see me looking like this!!! *sobs overdramatically*

Anakin Skywalker: DA HECK OBI-WAN?! And who’s Satine btw?

R2-D2 has entered the chat room STAR WARS: THE CHAT WARS

R2-D2: [translated from the remote language of Astromechs] Anyone think he has insecurity issues sometimes? I mean really.

Anakin Skywalker: I KNEW YOU WOULDN’T LEAVE ME BUDDY!!!

R2-D2: Wut? But I was never here before now…

Anakin Skywalker: Yes you were… Oh wait… OMF WE WERE JUST VISITED BY THE ARTOO OF THE FUTURE!!!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: That’s… TRULY amazing Anakin. Wow. *sarcasm*

Anakin Skywalker: So you don’t BELIEVE ME?!

Jabba the Hutt: GET MY SON BACK NOWWWWW!!!!

Anakin Skywalker: Okay, okay… wait we need to get off Christophsis first. And the Separatists are kinda cutting us off… Obi-Wan you distract General Loathsome (who comes up with names like these anyways?) while I… um…

SWTCW Creators have entered the chat room STAR WARS: THE CHAT WARS

Obi-Wan Kenobi: ‘Um’ what?

Anakin Skywalker: I’LL THINK OF SOMETHING!!!

SWTCW Creators: HEY WHY ARE YOU INSULTING US

Anakin Skywalker: Who are you???

SWTCW Creators: We’re… never mind.

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Anakin Skywalker: Weird. Wait! A ship is landing! It must be the supplies that Admiral Ulaurn said he was going to send us!

*le ship lands*

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Ah this must be the new padawan learner.

Anakin Skywalker: PADAWAN LEARNER?!?!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Yes Anakin. I’m getting a new padawan. You don’t have to go all capital letters on me about it!

*A strange creature gets out of the ship*

Anakin Skywalker: *gasps* WHO THE FORCE IS THAT STRANGE CREATURE

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Really Anakin?

Ahsoka Tano has entered the chat room STAR WARS: THE CHAT WARS

Anakin Skywalker: *whispers* What is it?

Ahsoka Tano: I’m the new padawan learner. I’m Ahsoka Tano.

Anakin Skywalker: *thinks* EVACUATE! EVACUATE! GO GO GOOO!!!!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: *ignores Anakin* Hello young one. I’m to be your new Master.  (Because I actually DON’T mind children)

Ahsoka Tano: At your service Master Kenobi, but I think there’s been some sort of mistake. I’ve been assigned to Master Skywalker.

Anakin Skywalker: *violins play that creepy screech thing like in the movies in the background* Oooohhhkaaayyy…

TO BE CONTINUED

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