❝ the universe is a strange place.
stardust falls at random,
and humans fall in love. ❞
── k. towne jr.

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ADRIENNE GILBERT
( she's the definition of  ❝never let them know your next move❞ )
── nina dobrev

❝I'll have you know that everything I did was a complete accident! I totally didn't mean to wreck your Bugatti, spend 10,000 dollars at Target and put it on your card, put vervain in the shampoo, or shave a bald spot on Stefan's head when he was sleeping. My hand just slipped a couple of times...❞

❝Stop calling me Buffy the Vampire Slayer! I'm not a vampire slayer, I'm a vampire tracker. And I only track them so I can manipulate them into owing me a favor.❞

❝Nah, you're definitely a little obsessed with me. It's honestly kind of embarrassing for you.❞

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NIKLAUS MIKAELSON
( he's adrienne's bitch )
── joseph morgan

❝I think you're old enough to know that calling me a mangy mutt in my own home is rude, Adrienne.❞

❝Just yesterday she dragged me against my will to Pet Smart to 'buy chew toys for Rudy'. The moment we got back in the car, she pulled out a rubber bone from her pocket and said she got it for me.❞

❝If you were anyone else, you'd be dead for all the things you've done to me. You put vervain in my toothpaste and shampoo, put wolfsbane in my blood supply, and crashed my Bugatti into a convenience store.❞

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ELENA GILBERT
( she's a little indecisive )
── nina dobrev

❝Even after everything he's done to us... you still love him? I can't understand it, Adrienne. I really can't but I'm willing to try for you, okay? No matter what you choose, I'll support you.❞

❝When it comes to my family, their lives come first. I won't let anyone else die for me, Damon. I can't lose anyone else, I'd rather die than lose my sister because you prioritized me over her.❞

❝Adrienne is like the glue of our family, she somehow manages to keep all of us from falling apart. Without her, we'd be lost.❞

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JEREMY GILBERT
( he's adrienne's favorite person )
── steven r. mcqueen

❝I have an idea for hunter training. What if we did vampire hunger games? Like we get a bunch of them and divide them into different districts, then send them off in a closed area but instead of fighting each other, they're trying to fight me. The last vampire standing gets to leave.❞

❝You tried to have your hybrid hit me with a car, dick. I don't like you but if my sister cares about you then I guess I can look past it. Well... I didn't actually get hit by the car, Alaric did. You kinda owe him an apology for possessing him, kicking him out of his apartment, and getting him hit by a car. Wow, you've really done Ric dirty, haven't you?❞

❝Really, Adrienne? You just had to bust out the baby book, didn't you? Are you trying to ruin my life?❞

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DAMON SALVATORE
( he's got a thing for doppelgangers )
── ian somerhalder

❝I'm extremely fed up with your lack of self-preservation skills. If it were me, I'd tell him to go to hell and just go home.❞

❝Adrienne, you can't really think being involved with the originals isn't gonna get you killed. You're safer with us than you are with them.❞

❝I was sitting at the bar with Alaric today and he was telling me some of your high school horror stories. Did you seriously throw a water bottle at Mr. Tanner after he gave you an A- in history?❞

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STEFAN SALVATORE
( he's the guy that killed bambi's mother )
── paul wesley

❝Watching the two of you interact is psychological torture enough. I can't handle doing this every day, especially if you keep doing that vervain in the shampoo thing... it got in my eyes last time.❞

❝Yeah, Klaus, I'm obviously doing fantastic. Sitting in a car with someone who looks exactly like my dead girlfriend and the person who killed her is so excruciatingly fun it makes me want to take off my ring and burn myself alive.❞

❝Wait, are you seriously letting her keep the dog?❞

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LORENZO ST. JOHN
( he's adrienne's best friend )
── michael malarkey

❝If you ever look at her the wrong way again, I'll flay your skin and hang it as a flag.❞

❝Those doctors at Augustine were a good snack, but I'm still quite famished. What do you say we go out for a bite, darling?❞

❝She has been a much better friend to me than you ever have, Damon. Unlike you, she never left me behind to burn to death. She always came back.❞

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ISABELLA MORALES
( she's a badass witch and adrienne's second best friend )
── melissa barrera 

❝You haven't heard? I've got a daylight ring business with Rie on the side, I make good money from desperate vampires.❞

❝You wanna say that to my face, you incompetent piece of shit? You lived for over a hundred years and you still can't see when you're in the wrong?❞

❝Yeah, keep laughing. I hope you have the same energy when I phasmatos incendia your fucking house down.❞

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CAROLINE FORBES
( she's much better as a vampire )
── candice king

❝I can handle the fact that vampires, werewolves, and witches are real, Adrienne. What I can't handle is losing my best friends.❞

❝Wow, you were right. His accent is pretty hot.❞

❝The moment you get back from your trip, we're having a girl's night, okay? Me, you, Bonnie, Jade, Isabella, and Elena. You can even invite Rebekah if you want. We can watch movies and eat popcorn and paint each other's nails like we used to! It'll be so much fun!❞

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LIAM SHARPE
( he's adrienne's third best friend )
── rory culkin

❝As your friend, it's my job to tell you that you're a little deranged. But it's okay, that's what I like about you.❞

❝If Joey gives you trouble, let me know. Then I can tell Isabella to beat his ass. I would do it myself but he's like 6'2 and that's a fight I know I'll lose. Seriously, he'd snap me like a twig.❞

❝Please tell me you'll be back before the school year starts. I can't deal with all the freshmen trying to join the film club on my own.❞

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BONNIE BENNETT
( she's a witch that hates vampires )
── kat graham

❝What do you want me to say? I can't believe you're actually dating him, Ren. He's a monster.❞

❝Give me some credit here, I've been working my ass off trying to find out what's going on. The ancestors won't tell me anything, they just stop talking if I ask about you.❞

❝Do you remember what we all promised each other when we were kids? We said that nothing would ever tear us apart. What happened to us?❞

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ELIJAH MIKAELSON
( he's got a habit of ripping out hearts )
── daniel gillies

❝I couldn't recall what you said your usual order was so I got you one of everything on the menu.❞

❝Don't worry too much about Kol, I'm sure he'll warm up to you in no time. He just has a deep-rooted hatred for doppelgangers.❞

❝If any harm comes to her by your hand, I'll rip out your heart and shove it down your throat.❞

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REBEKAH MIKAELSON
( she's the best original )
── claire holt

❝I despise doppelgangers with all my cold, undead heart but I suppose I can tolerate you for the time being.❞

❝Now that Nik's distracted we can go on a shopping spree. Do me a favor and grab his card.❞

❝I've never had a sleepover before. Is it a thing that modern girls do? What entails it?❞

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KOL MIKAELSON
( he's a bad influence and  adrienne's fourth best friend )
── nathaniel buzolic  

❝When I first met you, I wanted to kill you to get to Nik... but then I realized it was a one-way trip back to the box and decided against it.❞

❝Ah, yes, the brave little doppelganger has arrived. What can I do for you, darling?❞

❝Who knew that rolling down a hill in a grocery cart could make me feel this much joy? Hurry, get in so I can speed us back to the top.❞

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MIRANDA SOMMERS-GILBERT
( she's still alive thanks to adrienne )
── erin beute

❝If you ever run away again, I'll ground you until college! Now that I've got that off my chest, I want to hear all about that cute guy you met.❞

❝I would be shocked if anyone else but you told me that, Adrienne.❞

❝If you ever hurt any of my children ever again, I'll castrate you. There's no way to beat the anger of a mother.❞

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JENNA SOMMERS
( she's an innocent icon )
── sara canning

❝Not like I can judge or anything considering my dating history, but isn't he a little old for you?❞

❝Right, so some ancient vampire creep is going to sacrifice one of my nieces? Not on my watch.❞

❝You can't just leave for the whole summer without a word, Adrienne. I thought something bad happened to you.❞

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JOSEPH FRASER
( he's adrienne's ex )
── drew starkey

❝See, aren't you happy you can stand on my shoulders to climb through a second-story window?❞

❝Did you see that too or am I hallucinating?❞

❝You've taken me back like twelve times, Rie. Why can't you take me back one more time?❞

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CAMERON MILLER
( he's also one of adrienne's ex-boyfriends. he's best friend #6 )
── henry cavill

❝I would not be the first person to die in a horror movie, okay? Please stop saying that.❞

❝I can't believe Matt got quarterback before me, he's not even that good. At least I got him beat at basketball, I guess.❞

❝That guy's so scary, I don't know how you're dating him.❞

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JADE FOSTER
( she's got the best style in mystic falls and she's best friend #5 )
──  logan browning

❝Every year I get more disappointed when I come to school. Nobody can dress for shit.❞

❝South Park is better than Family Guy, argue with the wall.❞

❝You're not cute, Vicki, you're a cunt. There's a clear difference that you don't seem to be grasping onto, so let me dumb it down for you. Keep your druggie ass the fuck away from Adrienne's little brother.

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DYLAN FOSTER
( he's jade's younger brother + the kid adrienne babysits )
── christian isaiah

❝I hope I don't have as many problems as you do when I'm older.❞

❝I really missed you when you left, Cameron had to babysit me and he's so lazy that we just watched movies the entire time.❞

❝If I eat one more piece of pizza, I'm gonna explode.❞

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AUTHOR'S NOTE; i'm so happy that i could fit everyone i wanted to fit into the 20 gif limit!!