coach pov

coach: YOU GUYS DID WHAT!?    

Shakes: but coach they started it. 

coach: Shake that's no excuse you guys started a fight with the WHOLE SUPER LEAGUE! 

North: well technically it was invincible united and..

 Cool joe elbows north in the ribs 

North: shaw dude, what was that for?

Cool joe: yo brotha u want to do extra laps?

North: guess not  

COACH: nono sigh.. u guys won't be doing laps.

the whole team: wait, WHAT!?

coach: pack your bags boys we're going to visit one of the best self-defense centers here.

Tiger: Self-defense? why?

coach: well if we cant stop u guys from fighting then I might as well find someone to teach u guys how to defend yourself.

North: really? awesome dude .lets go

'coaches phones rings'(AUTHORS NOTE: that call is very conveniently placed and you will see why) 

ps: the call is from coach's boss

coach: yes?

boss: coach the super league wants to test something

coach: and that something is?

boss: an experiment, they want to test how well a girl will fit in the men's league

coach: I presume that they chose supa strikas to test that experiment on. am I right?

boss: correct, you have 3 days to find someone. The rest of the week we will hold a ceremony to introduce her and prepare her for her first match

coach:I see...

boss; I'm counting on you goodbye.

coach: yes sir.

end of the call.

coach pov

coach: 3 days .. well I have to find that worthy female candidate quickly.

rasta: coach mon, the guys are ready are we going?

rasta: coach?

coach; huh .. a yes let's go.