this is a skarra x oc thingamajig cus yeah deal with it, it was requested by  Alicecreate3

so let's hope to it (fucking peter rabbit shit right there) ya name is Lucy Komi you're a reporter and your new assignment is to report on the invincible United striker who is YOURS TRULY ... SKARRA and now you probably like no shit but anyway she looks like this

Man I wish I looked like that oh well life is cruel, storytime

Lucy: hi I'm Lucy and I'm your local undercover kinda reporter for futball 360

and my new assignment is uh one sec ... oh it's to report on the life of the famous striker skarra from invincible united now don't get me wrong I'm not being ungrateful but id rather report on anything else than some self absorb jock from the super league but I don't have a choice I guess its time to meet my target this is going to jog my high school trauma memories look I know what your thinking oh there going to fall in love well FYI I already have a daddy aka Ryan Reynolds .... ok maybe  what you thinking make more sense but whatever 

Whoever is in charge I guess: Lucy it looks like your going to have  to go to his house

Lucy: uhg looks like this prince doesn't have time to come to the studio whatever 

Whoever is in charge I guess: here's the address

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at Skarras mansion 

this shit looks idk what it actually looks like but by the power of my observation skills it looks something like this but taller I think

Lucy: nice house now *hears childish laughter * what the hell is going on *rings doorbell*

SKarra: why you little - what the- who at the door did you order pizza again without permission

SKarras niece: hahaha no but I should've 

SKarra: ill get you back just wait

Skarra niece; sure you will uncle

Lucy: Uncle,  skarra has a niece interesting

Skarra:*opens door* what you want

Lucy: oh me *in a sarcastic tone* I JUst CaMe HEre To TeLl  YOuR hOUSE AINT 

SOuNd pROOF

Lucy:

Skarra:

Skarra: pff *laughs kinda * good one no but seriously who are you

Lucy: oh ya I came here to interview you

Skarra: ya no thanks 

Lucy: BITCH I need this job

Skarra: meh *closes door almost*

Skarra niece: Uncle this your waifu

Skarra and Lucy: WHAT! 

Lucy: kid do you know what that means

Skarras niece: no but I heard dooma say it

Skarra:*embarassed* oh my god 

Lucy: *smirk* kid you know what keep going what else did they tell you

Skarra: what no-

NIEce: oh they taught me a bunch of new swear words and they even told me where babies come from

Lucy: noo really

Niece: yeah and what por-

Skarra: what the - why did they teach you that?

Lucy: here's a bat

SKarra: oh thanks I'm going to beat the shit out of them - wait a sec you're doing this so  I can lead you to the vice arent you

Lucy: what! nah you're too smart for that

Skarra blushing: ... FINE you win you get the interview

Lucy: I have many questions first are you single

Skarra: why you wanna hook up

Lucy blushing: give me back my bat

Skarra: hell nah I need it 

lucy: Exactly

skarra: *chuckles* fine yes I'm single

Lucy :*noting down info* perfect okay next question  how would someone get your special attention

Skarra: okay now it seriously sounds like you wanna hook up

Lucy: I know it's like that's what my boss wants  or sum shit

Skarra: anyways -   they don't because everybody I'm surrounded by is stupid but if someone would try to get my attention they would have to be nice and simple and funny 

Skarra niece: I think you just described the reporter lady

both blushing

Lucy: well moving on  would you date a fan

Skarra: depends are you a fan 

Lucy: what

Skarra: what

Lucy: okay um-

Skarra: one sec *walks into another room*

Skarra: BAGHGFHFFSGB WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME 

Skarra: I'm back

Lucy: okay well  do you speak any other language

Skarra: well I can only speak Spanish, Japanese, Chinese, and French

Lucy: nice... wait actually 

skarra: yeah 

Lucy: welp that seems to be enough

Skarra niece: hey lady so I reserved this restaurant for me and uncle ba like they don't have Macdonalds so you want to go instead of me 

Lucy:*smirks*sure *winks to Skarra *see you

Skarra:s- sure I guess

*door closes *

Skarra: never have I ever thought that my niece would end up being my wingman

THE END