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Shitposting: New Beginning [13+]

Shitposting: New Beginning [13+]

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Starting fresh, my mental health is better and I'm back to my usual hijinx, fellas! For those who are new, I use these books to vent (both positively and negatively) as well as occasionally post WIPs of my work.…

Beggars Can't be Choosers (BATIM Mob AU) [13+]

Beggars Can't be Choosers (BATIM Mob AU) [13+]

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"Benjamin Devil" is a title that can only be recognized in Manhattan, and dreaded by anyone that understands why the unmerciful demon is immortalized. For years Detective Doug has been tracking down Devil's 'Trouble Trail', only to find nothing but loose ends... or so it seemed. After losing a fortune of product and leaving his fallen comrades mislay, Devil crawls to his most trusted associate for help. Although after coming face to face with this so-called "aid", he begins to regret ever opening his yap. NOTICES:● Contains LOTS of swearing and graphic violence. ● Add this story to your reading list so you can get notified for future chapters! ● It is STILL being worked on, just very slowly due to burnout.● OCs are present, but I can assure you, they do not take up too much of the story. However, they ARE needed for plot progression. I cannot work with only six characters, ya feel me :')● An "extras" book is present in my profile if you want to see what the characters look like! ● If there are any grammar/spelling mistakes please comment about them! I appreciate them.● Criticism is ALWAYS accepted. Make it as harsh as you want, I'm a tough cookie, I can take it!⌦ This symbol marks the beginning and end of the story- just keep watch for that ;)▽ Bendy and the Ink Machine belongs to TheMeatlyGames▽ Cover artwork and the story itself belongs to me, so please do not claim either as your own or repost them without my permission!▽ Inspiration and Bendy design are by TheLostMoonGazer on Tumblr; check him out! (seriously, his art is godly)…

Beggars Can't be Choosers: Characters (+extras)

Beggars Can't be Choosers: Characters (+extras)

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An little cherry on top of the sundae that is my monstrous fanfiction. This book is gonna contain character references in case you were curious what the characters of Beggars Can't Be Choosers look like! If you're unfamiliar with BCBC or you're not caught up, major plot points could be SPOILED for you by looking at their statuses!ALL ARTWORK (as well as Doug, Chester, William, and Ricky) BELONG TO ME! Please do not claim them as your own and/or repost anything in this book! Thank you!!…

Crack Fictions- FNaF Ships [13+]

Crack Fictions- FNaF Ships [13+]

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So I've read many, many fanfictions over the course of my teenage years and not gonna lie, most of them were abysmal. There is a special place in my heart for those of the FNaF fandom, who make some of the worst fanfictions ever known to exist. Especially with the random, violent, edgy scenes and also gay people. I will be making fun of all of the ships, so try not to get too offended if your ship is in here.…

Baby x Ballora One-shots

Baby x Ballora One-shots

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SINCE THIS HAS BEEN BROUGHT UP FREQUENTLY THIS IS NOT MOTHER x DAUGHTER! Please stop commenting about it, thank you.Just a couple of one-shots between a bossy, uptight clown and a kind, graceful ballerina. If they are not in the facility, it's most likely that they are human. None of these one-shots are linked unless stated otherwise. Warning for language as well as some suggestive chapters. But anyways, enjoy these cuties~ Five Nights at Freddy's and characters belong entirely to Scott Cawthon and the cover artwork as well as the writing belongs to me so please do not repost them elsewhere in any shape or form. Thank you!~…

No More Clowning Around- Sister Location (DISCONTINUED)

No More Clowning Around- Sister Location (DISCONTINUED)

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((THIS STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED))A new sister location opens up miles away from Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, and their business is exploding. Shifting all the previous customers of the old restaurant to go to the new one. Everything is all fun and dandy until an unknown killer decides to attack his first prey. After a slip-up, they are all forced out of their home, shifted from place to place while they struggle with their own internal battles and the grief from a certain clown. WARNING: This novel will include violence, mild swearing, as well as a trigger warning for depression. My stories have dark tones- so if you can't handle that then I'd recommend reading a story where everyone holds hands and skips among a field. Also, this story was written BEFORE Sister Location even released, and it was how I predicted the game would lay-out. It will stay that way, and from this point on, it will be considered an alternate universe. If you enjoy this novel, be sure to add it to a reading list so you can stay posted!(For Copyright purposes)Five Nights at Freddy's and characters belong to Scott CawthonStory and cover art belongs to me so please do not post it elsewhere!You may use the characters the way I interpret them, but please give credit if you plan on writing, drawing, or posting them anywhere. Thank you, and enjoy the show!…