The Laughing Lady One-Shots

The Laughing Lady One-Shots

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A bunch of mostly disconnected scenes and scenarios I have for a genderbent female version of the Joker. I have a full-on backstory and narrative story built for my female Joker but since that would require me to actually write it in its entirety, it has been in my notes for YEARS. But the problem with that is the fact I've gotten attached to this version of Joker that literally only exists in my mind! And over the years I've thought of these smaller moments and scenes - so I thought I might as well just write them down because they're more bite-sized and manageable than the full story I have on ice. Only Harley and Joker have had their genders swapped in this universe so everyone else has stayed the same. Have fun reading the crazy weird things they get up to!Warning, the rating is Mature for a reason namely mentions of sex, drugs, abuse and overall just some implied dark stuff. It's not the main focus of course because they'll mostly be fun side stories but yeah, I'm still putting the warning.…

Not for Prying Eyes.

Not for Prying Eyes.

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Han X Leia smut. If you don't like, don't read. Can't say I didn't warn you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ also may include mature themes. Set during Return of the Jedi.Leia had spent months planning how to infiltrate Jabba's Palace and within hours it had all fallen apart. She had successfully freed Han from the carbonite but had little time to rejoice at their reunion as Han was promptly dragged away and Leia was throw into the slave vaults with the other dancers.The only way for Leia to keep her sanity is to think of Han. Before meeting him, Leia could sometimes come off as a little cold and snarky to people who didn't know her well, but through all that she and Han had been through, Leia thought she had finally found someone she could open her heart to, only for him to be ripped from her.Rescuing him from the carbonite, she dared to hope they would never be separated again, but there she was, stuck in the cells with Han's execution growing close.In the week Leia is subjected to slavery, she learns quickly that she must adapt to survive even if that meant giving up her dignity. She thinks of Han often, missing him and trying to come to terms with the fact they could never see each other again.I do not own star wars and I do not own the cover art.…

Love Is Blind. (Discontinued)

Love Is Blind. (Discontinued)

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Stuck in her castle, Zelda wants to be free to explore the world. She knows it is dangerous, at least that's all she was ever told, but she wants to be like every other girl. She knows that will never be possible now but there is always hope. So when she meets Link, an aspiring Knight, she listens to his stories and feels much closer to the rest of the world.This Story was Discontinued. Just a warning.…

What If : The Story Retold

What If : The Story Retold

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Fresh from the Battle of Endor, Leia finally has time to contemplate the fact Luke is her brother and - more horrifically - her father was the infamous Darth Vader. While everyone is celebrating the definitive end of the Empire, she stays in her quarters and wonders what this effect could have on her. She had just learnt she was the daughter of the most evil and powerful being in the galaxy, her best friend was in fact her brother and that she was capable of the exact same power they both held.That would mess with anyone's head!When she finally rejoins her fellow comrades in the festivities, she finds herself face to face with an old friend of hers. Ahsoka Tano.Being the apprentice of Anakin Skywalker, she knew Leia's father well (at least, before he became a tyrant). Ahsoka talked all night with Luke and Leia, telling them tales of the Clone Wars, with Commander Rex joining in to show his admiration of his lost general.What if they could go back and stop the Empire from ever happening? What if they could stop their father from decending into the dark side? What if they could prevent the destruction of the Jedi? What if they could stop the Emperor before he even started?Minor spoilers for Clone Wars, Rebels and possibly Mandalorian. I say minor because it's mostly just easter eggs here and there and the rest you're smart enough to figure out on your own. And if I owned Star Wars or the cover art for this fic, you would know about it.…

How A Princess Fights.

How A Princess Fights.

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When Zelda is forced to marry a tyrant that would bring her country to ruin, she lashes out at her new husband. The new King plots against her so he can have the kingdom and the Triforce for himself but Zelda has many friends in Hyrule. She must leave Hyrule Castle, her home, with no one but a knight at her side. She leaves with a promise, a promise to return some day, an army at her side and retake her kingdom, liberating her subjects from the King's tyranny.This is a Zelink story but I doubt it will be as good as my first Zelink story, 'A Princess Problem' but let's give it a try.I love feedback so comment on anything and everything, and correct me if you think I'm wrong. Be warned, there maybe smut but it is minimal.#1 Zelink OH MY HYLIA! THANKS!…

A Princess's Problem.

A Princess's Problem.

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Follow Link and Zelda's struggle to unlock her powers and help her father look after the kingdom of Hyrule. But what will happen when they are alone?Link and Zelda will have a rocky start but eventually, Zelda warms up to him and they journey through Hyrule together. They will face creatures such as Dodongos. It will include much loved characters from Twilight Princess and Ocarina Of Time and maybe a few others. This is the ultimate adventure packed with fighting, love, friendship and of course mind boggling plot twists.I also need your help with suggestions from other Zelda games and I will somehow make it into this fanfic even though it is based in Breath of the Wild.(I do not own The Legend of Zelda, it belongs to Nintendo. All fan art/ pics are not mine unless I have said otherwise)I do not own the Legend of Zelda game series or characters. I'd also like to give credit to the YouTube channel, NintendoBlackCrisis for all the awesome Zelda theories he makes that I take inspiration from. YASSS! I JUST GOT #1 ZELINK! thanks guys for your support, even if my ranking goes down!…

The Ranger And The Prince.

The Ranger And The Prince.

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Sapphire is an orphan elleth whom was brought up by dwarves in the Mines of Moria. Now she wanders the wilderness of Middle-Earth as one of the most skilled rangers ever known. With her skill with both bow and blade as well as the axe and daggers, she is sought out by Lord Elrond to attend a meeting of all the great races in Rivendell. There she meets Aragon, an old friend or hers who is a fellow ranger and she also makes the acquaintance of a dwarf, an elven prince, four hobbits, a wizard and two men.Along with her trusty wolf companion, Nasha, and her horse, StarLight, Sapphire is swept up in a quest to save Middle-Earth. She forges long lasting friendships with those around her and finds herself getting close to the elven prince even though they start as rivals.This is a Legolas love story but if any of you have read my other fan fictions then you know I love character development and so this is likely to take a long time to get started. Also, I know there are like a billion fan fictions with the same plot, that being a female elf who is part of the fellowship and ends up falling in love with Legolas. I know every fan fic is basically that plot repeated over and over again but I just said, 'what the hell, if you can't beat them, join them' so I made this.…

Security.

Security.

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Modern AU wherein Zelda is the President of Hyrule and Link is head of her security force.***During a tense year of unrest in Hyrule, Zelda finds herself faced with a problem; a problem in the shape of a renegade group of radicals which have been brainwashed into following Ganon, her political opponent and wannabe replacement. A night like any other turns into a struggle for the fate of Hyrule as Zelda finds herself the epicenter of an attempted murder. Needing to escape her assassins, Zelda must place all her trust in the hands of her Head of Security, Link. With the walls closing in, Zelda must get her hands dirty in order to protect all that she loves.***If I owned The Legend of Zelda, you would definitely know about it. The characters belong to Nintendo and I do not own the cover art.…

The Jedi's Change.

The Jedi's Change.

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When the Jedi Council find out that Senator Amidala is pregnant with Anikin's children, they try to expell him for breaking the Jedi code. But, when all his Jedi friends including Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ahsoka Tano and even Shaak Ti plead for the Anikin's return, Master Yoda himself suggests the entire Jedi order change.The rest of this fanfic will be on all the ships you know and love. Ahsoka X Lux. Padme X Anikin. Satine X Obi-Wan.Reviews and comments are welcome and also demanded! I want to know how bad you think it is! :)…

Nintendo Texting Stories.

Nintendo Texting Stories.

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The Mushroom Kingdom meets Hyrule. Mario meets Link. Peach meets Zelda. The Links meet up. What could possibly go wrong?…

Mudblood and Pureblood.

Mudblood and Pureblood.

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Hermione is done! She is sick and tired of being the one who is responsible for both Harry and Ron's homework! All they do is play quidditch! What's so fun about that anyways? One day, in their third year, Hermione decides to give flying a broom a try, they have more free time now that the whole Sirius incident is over. She slips out of the Gryffindor Common Room as everyone heads to dinner and she takes Harry's Firebolt. Things don't go to plan and she ends up falling off and she is rescued by a most unusual hero... Ever since then, Draco and Hermione become good friends, obviously keeping it secret from Harry and Ron.…