Pascale Auber & the Ruritanian Riddle

Pascale Auber & the Ruritanian Riddle

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When Pascale Auber is forced out of the airship of the evil Dr. Simpelstur, she finds herself rescued by a handsome Ruritanian diplomat, Theo von Hentzau. Pascale soon realizes that Theo is hiding something - something to do with the evil doctor, the equally perfidious Archduke of Ruritania, and a string of anarchist bombings that have rocked the capital on the eve of the royal wedding.Adventure, romance, mystery, airships, fraternal twins, troublesome schoolchildren, an opera diva, an absent-minded professor, and a number of suspicious explosions await!Cover made in Canva; main image generated with Bing AI.Updates Fridays!…

"Daring" Dashwood's Wasteland Wanders

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Daring Dashwood - gentleman adventurer, or bumbling idiot? Find out as he and his valet, Argyle, brave the post-apocalyptic Capital Wasteland. Follow the continuing adventures of Herbert "Daring" Dashwood in this series of short scripts based on Fallout 3's in-game radio plays!…

Prompted Fiction II - more time blathering

Prompted Fiction II - more time blathering

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More short fiction written from prompts! This volume will probably mostly be contest/challenge entries.…

Prompted Fiction

Prompted Fiction

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A self-challenge wherein I take a prompt found on the internet, and write whatever I am inspired to write. Expect to see a wide variety of genres - the only rules I've given myself is that what I write must be fictional, and it must, must, must be short.…

In the Shadows

In the Shadows

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If he had not fed, the scent would have attracted him, like a moth to a flame, but his belly was full, and warmth was coursing through his veins.…

Scene in an Inn

Scene in an Inn

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An assassin confronts a magic user.I didn't dream this, exactly; I woke up thinking it.…

Reviews

Reviews

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A series of short reviews of movies, books and more. The original set date to 2010/2011, but I have now added some new reviews! Enjoy!…

Original Characters in Fan Fiction

Original Characters in Fan Fiction

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You've got a brilliant idea. A brilliant, fan-fiction-y idea. There's just one problem - your story requires an original character, and original characters? They've got a bad reputation. . .This is just a small excerpt from a larger, collaborative work that wll be out soon elsewhere on the site. Consider it a teaser :)…

Agent Auber's Aerial Adventure

Agent Auber's Aerial Adventure

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A spy finds herself in deadly danger high above the streets of the metropolis. Will she be able to obtain the plans for the submersible battleship, or will she fall to her death?Written in response to the prompt from Tevun Krus Magazine volume III - write a 500 word flash fiction about a steampunk spy. http://www.wattpad.com/42343079-tevun-krus-iii-a-little-competition…

Untitled Comic Book Drabble

Untitled Comic Book Drabble

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Exactly what it says in the title :)…

FAR Too Many Thoughts Regarding Disney's

FAR Too Many Thoughts Regarding Disney's "Frozen"

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A friend of mine has young children who love the first "Frozen" film. I told her that, though I liked the film, I thought it was fundamentally flawed - that it was setting up a different "twist" than the one that actually happened. She said I was crazy. In response, I sent her the document you're about to read as one, incredibly long e-mail. She still doesn't agree with me, but at least she thinks I'm crazy for different reasons, now.Yes, there are spoilers. But really, are you concerned about spoilers for a movie that came out in 2013? Come on, read it anyway. You know you want to!…

Charlotte and the Cypher

Charlotte and the Cypher

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When Charlotte's husband presents her with an unexpected gift, she finds she has been presented with a neat intellectual puzzle - but what does it all mean?This story is a submission for the Spring 2013 Historical Fiction Smackdown (Round One). For those who don't know how this little game works, we are assigned a photo (the "group" listed below), and allowed to choose from a set of pictures on which to base the story.Group: "Lamp"Era: RegencyPictures: 1 ("Adieu"), 4 ("Three Girls"), and 5 ("Rainy Day")Length: 3558 words (though really, some of them are number sequences).Two important notes:1) Although labelled "lamp", the object in the lamp photograph isn't a lamp at all (there is no place for a wick). A reverse image search turned up that it is, in fact, a cassolette - sort of like a censor, but used to heat liquid perfumes or scents rather than burn incense. I have, therefore, referred to it as a cassolette throughout.2) The rules of this first round of the historical fiction smackdown allowed authors to pick one of two eras - Regency or Victorian. When I saw the posted pictures, I was immediately drawn to the very first one in the Regency category. That picture was Edmund Blair Leighton's 1901 painting, "Adieu". It shows a woman in a pink dress bidding farewell to a man in a Napoleonic-era Royal Navy uniform, while a large ship waits in the harbour below. The woman has reddish hair, and appears to be the same model as in another one of the paintings, also a Leighton work. That would be the "Rainy Day" painting, showing a couple leaving a church on a stormy Sunday morning. Again, the woman wears a pink dress. I concluded that the young red-haired woman in "Three Girls", who is also wearing a pink dress, had to be the same woman. The fact that her hair looks much lighter in this painting can be attributed to the fact that a great deal of light is streaming in from the windows which are no doubt right behind the artist's left shoulder.…

Peer Pressure, or, I'm only doing this because several of you asked nicely.

Peer Pressure, or, I'm only doing this because several of you asked nicely.

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IF YOU ARE HERE FOR THE 2022 ONC RANT, IT IS THE LAST ENTRY / CHAPTERYes, this is a group of memes, starting with the old '20 things about me' meme. I've now been tagged by a number of people. I don't really like this sort of thing, and am only doing it because you all asked nicely. No, I'm *not* tagging anyone else. Yeesh.…

Imagine a Dystopia

Imagine a Dystopia

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Or, why everyone's favourite John Lennon song is actually really dark and depressing.…

Attrition

Attrition

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Last week, someone decided that the best comment they could make on one of my stories was to write "Read my new teen fiction if ur a 1d/5sos fan" (sic. And I really do mean 'sic'). I replied that I didn't really like either group, but if she wanted to write a "Madama Butterfly" fic where Pinkerton gets his comeuppance, I would happily read it. I further suggested that Suzuki could track Pinkerton down to exact revenge. It would have been an awesome tale of adventure, deceit, and revenge.This is not that story. This is what happened when I tried to write that story and things went in a . . . slightly different direction. A few warnings:First of all, this story does give away the ending to "Madama Butterfly". I don't want to hear you come complaining to me if you didn't want to know how it ends.Secondly, "Madama Butterfly" was written in the first decade of the 20th century, and has some . . . unfortunate racial implications. It's still awesome, but be aware. Thirdly, this is based on an opera. And it's about revenge. Expect references to adultery, bigamy, suicide, violence, and plenty of lies. Also, for those who haven't seen the opera, the American sailor is the bad guy.…

Victory at Sea (a Vignette)

Victory at Sea (a Vignette)

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A boy is knocked overboard during a naval battle.…

Letters to Tacitus

Letters to Tacitus

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A document purporting to be a new translation of four of Pliny the Younger’s letters to Tacitus, outlining the eruption of Vesuvius in 79 A.D. and the subsequent banishment of both Plinies, with notes by the translator.This is a submission for the Spring 2013 Historical Fiction smackdown, round 4. The theme this round was ALTERNATE HISTORY, so a big chunk of the described events never happened. PLEASE do not assume that anything you read here is historically accurate – though much of it is, much of it is not!Words: 2830Time period: Ancient RomeVideo Selected: ‘Pompeii’…

Letter to an Unknown Soldier

Letter to an Unknown Soldier

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This very short work is for the "Letter to an Unknown Soldier" project."Letter To An Unknown Soldier is a war memorial inspired by a statue that stands on Platform 1 of Paddington Station in London, representing all the millions of soldiers who died – a statue of an ordinary soldier in battle dress, reading a letter" Check it out here: http://www.wattpad.com/user/LetterUnknownSoldier…