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**WARNING: This crack story barely contains any plot!Four friends, Ann, April, Sandee, and Vick, have been together the entire school year. But when the first annual SportsFest arrives, they get competitive as they get sorted into the four different houses: Campana, Cangrejo, Crucifijo, and Navio.The house of Campana, the yellow bell, values teamwork, competence, and strategy. They push their way into 1st Place together with pride. Somos Luchadores, Campana!The house of Cangrejo, the red crab, holds the most skillful athletes in school. They believe they can win the first prize and destroy everyone.The house of Crucifijo, the white cross, knows that they can do anything as long as they have cheer. With team joy, pride, and each other by their side, they are sure to achieve their goals!The house of Navio, the blue ship, believes that absolutely anything can be done to achieve victory. Their combination of strong spirit, will, and fellowship will lead them to the gold. Asul, sul, sul, asul, Navio!Which house will win the school's first annual SportsFest? Place your bets, because this will be one heck of a ride!…

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The four come back in SportsFest 2019 with 120 new 8th year high schoolers added and a Franc removed.November 11, 2018 comes the announcement of SportsFest houses for every new highschooler. February 4 and 8 bring up SportsFest week and preparations for Chinese New Year. Finally, February 18 comes the results. Cangrejo was once a house filled with the best athletes around school - but now, its new members, as well as a controversy surrounding them along with their PE grades and will to defend their title might just be troublesome. Andale Cangrejo, Derotarlos! Campana is much more prideful than ever this year, since they now have the whole Spark Editorial Circle in their advantage. Is it all just for bias, or are they secretly fueling the rest of the team towards first place? Somos Luchadores, Campana!Crucifijo also has its pride still kept strong and cheery... But can its new members keep up? Vamos, Crusados! And, lastly, there's Navio at the short end of the stick, learning from their past mistakes. Will they be able to redeem themselves this year after learning from the rest? N-A to the V-I-O! With this new information, Vick of Casa De Cangrejo, first place, can join the Student Council SportsFest committee and decide who goes where. Or, perhaps Ann of Casa de Crucifijo, second place, can tell all these new students, especially her cousin Henrik and good friend Leia about the SportsFest hype. Maybe Sandee of Casa de Campana, third place, can sharpen further her skills. Maybe April of Casa de Navio, fourth place, can turn around the tables of SportsFest...But with three new sports and the minds and bodies of over a hundred new participants, how much more chaotic can SportsFest 2019 get?…

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Every two years, a sporting event known as the JAM happens in a random school of 8. This year, Saint's Hill Academy, the exact same school that Sandee, Ann, April, and Vick attend, will host the JAM.Additionally, each House isn't just a SportsFest house, they're for everything competitive. And, the Sports Centre is finally built, and that's grounds for a better SportsFest, where the four houses come again to compete, with the new board game known as Salpakan which only Filipino students know how to play, swimming, of which Cangrejo and Navio have plenty of varsity for, and E-Sports, something that happens to be very high in demand.Sandee doesn't give a care despite Campana's previous win, but there's something in her eyes that says she's still giving it her all, and so is Ysobel when it comes to volleyball.Vick becomes stronger as she plays for SHA's girls' basketball varsity team, but she's not the only one jumping higher with the passion to regain Cangrejo's former glory. Martyn's also willing to be faster and mightier than before, but he hasn't learned anything from his past arrogance.April learns and practices more chess tactics to ensure Navio's win, but her mental willpower may not be enough against a chess grandmaster. If all else fails, however, Orelya's there to secure a win in a lap of relay.Finally, Ann is trickier than ever, ready to get back at Campana for Crucifijo's second place in scrabble. She's also said to be signing up for basketball - problem is, she's short and unable to dribble, and can barely shoot. What's her plan? And if she loses, can Nicole blitzkrieg her way to victory as she climbs the tournament brackets of Salpakan?Everything factors down in SportsFest 2020, where everyone gives it everything they have, yet there's still only one winner.…

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