JayTheSaltyBastard

Just my OCs, nothing big…

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Warrior Cats RoleplaySparrow stared out passed the buildings, passed the small farm houses, passed the people. He looked into the Beyond. There, trees resided, animals, plants. Sparrow wondered what it was like out there."You're awful close to the border," came a hiss beside him. Sparrow turned. There stood Strike."I could say the same for you," Sparrow growled back."Leave," the larger she-cat snarled. Sparrow hissed back, but stood and padded away. There were better rooftops in the city."Who needs a stupid forest anyway," he grunted to himself.~~~~~BAD I KNOW I PROMISE THE ROLEPLAY IS A LOT MORE FUN{#4 in warriorcatsroleplay ~ 10/07/18}…

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{Started 8th July, 2018}{Completed as of _______}Sequel to Sylentfeather's Random Book of Random RandomnessPLEASE READ THE INTRO(Randomness still include free)…

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{Started 27th August, 2016}{Completed as of 8th July, 2018}Welcome to Sylentfeather's Random Book of Random Randomness! Did I mention that it was completely random? Anyway, this book is just full of completely random things I did and random things I want to put in there for fun. Did I mention Randomness come with it free?…

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I use this to transfer photos from my phone to my laptopLanguage warning…

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I use this to test cover sizes, make sure they fit, therefore the cover changes frequently…

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TitleCussing 'n shit, don't like, don't readCover art not mine…

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↠OPEN↞On the first page of this, just ask me any questions and I'll answer them honestly…

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I was five when it happened.It was a normal day, I was with my mom and dad and brother in the car. We were cruising smoothly down the highway when we began to slow.I peaked over my mom's seat on the passenger side, wondering what was holding us up.There was a man, tall and bearded. Him and a woman, his wife or girlfriend I assumed, stood in the middle of the highway, a black motorcycle parked behind them while they halted traffic.We pulled to a stop several meters in front of the couple."What's going on?" my older brother, Jason, asked.My father scowled. "I'm not sure."A few minutes passed, and then a rumble started up. My brother and I leaned towards the window on my side. Jason had taken his seatbelt off to see.The first one to appear was red, shining in the 6 pm sun. The next blue, then black, gray, another red, they kept coming. Some carried two people, others only one.The thunderous boom of thirty or so motorcycles shook the air, but Jason and I watched, memorized.~~~~~This is for my dad's friend, whose dad passed away about a week ago. I wasn't at the memorial myself, but I saw a video of the drive to the cemetery.This isn't exactly what happened, more along the lines of "I Survived". Real events with fictional people and plot…

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Open to dares and there are a few one shots! This a warrior cat truth or dare, but it's only dares bc no one has picked truth so far…

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On the journey to New Jersey, Claire gets tired.…

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For any of you who don't know how to play, instructions will be in the description! ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿…

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Just a bunch of headcanons I come up with or repost from the Internet…

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Just a chat book for me and my wattpadian friends…

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{THIS STORY HAS BEEN COMPLETED}I'm just going to say this now, Moana doesn't belong to me, the story literally has no plot, and it freaking sucks like shit~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The monster turned to look at her. It had the mane of a lion and the stripes of a tiger, it's frame was that of a cheetah's and it's eyes were sharp as a leopard's. It had the tufted ears of a bobcat and it's paws were strong like a panther's.She was fazed by its huge yellow eyes. The thing smirked and reached out for her. She didn't move. It picked her up with a grinned. Moana tried to fight out of its furry hands. It laughed and brought up one of claws. The feline made a deep scratch on her stomach. She screamed it laughed harder. It Moana groaned and she felt a hot, sticky, thick liquid flowing down her sides to her legs.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hope you enjoyed my sucky description!…

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Just a bunch of old book ideas I came up with but never used. I might come back to them and write them later or if you guys want you can ask to use for your own stories, but only on REQUEST…

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Art on cover by: raide-draws-fanart on DeviantArtJust crack ship one-shots for HTTYD and DRTTE, but not RoB, DoB of of the others that take place before RTTE because I sadly haven't watched them :(But hey! I do take requests, and I will do any ship, even if it's not crack :PI will do smut/fluff/porn/whatever you want to call itEnjoy…

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(Grammar issues, will be dealt with)Raven had had enough.The Titans were arguing over cats, for Christ's sake!Eventually, she'd had it."Ok, you want cats? I'll give you cats!" she snarled.She remembered something she'd read and conjured a spell."Azarath Metrion Zenthos!" she exclaimed, ignoring the other Titans' looks of horror.Then, everything went black.Started: January 5th, 2018Ended: N/A…

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(MAJOR GRAMMAR ISSUES!!! I PROMISE I WILL FIX THEM)The Dark Forest has won. All because of Ivypool. Firestar is dead. So is Blackstar. Onestar went insane mere days after the defeat and was found drowned by the lake. Mistystar was killed again and again until she was on her last life.Dovewing was heartbroken when Whitewing was killed trying to get Birchfall back. Tigerheart had switched sides and he and Dovewing became mates. Their kits were born and raised to live by the Warrior Code. "Don't listen to them, they kill innocent cats," the two would recite to the kits. But there was one who had taken an interest in a certain Dark Forest she-cat. What life choices will this kit face? What betrayals will he make? And what will he do to prove he's worth her love?Read to find out.Started: 2/24/18Ended: N/A~~~~~"This is amazing so far! Take your time, no one can rush perfection like this!" - SACatGirl…