Love. Recent social media influencer Donald meets his US presidency rival, only to later join him on an Instagram live. Things change and escalate from there as Donald unmasks the treasure that is Biden Joe, Joe Biden.…
nobody else had done this yet at least, I couldn't find it not that I'm aware of so, I decided to do and serve a public service get the detol, clorox, domestos, holy bread and holy water at the ready "'cuz this shit's about to get messy"…
idk, weird oneshots. these aren't serious. just.. pairings from the deepest, darkest corners of the keyboards of the Internet users.…
Snape, a young boy who has been abused by his peers and father, meets a boy who is equally as traumatised, the only problem? That boy happens to be Tom Riddle, the Dark Lord himself, a diary. What occurred when an upset Severus Snape wandered aimlessly through the halls, into a random room that seemed to appear out of nowhere, as if his psyche had conjured it from his very train of jumbled thoughts. Upon opening the riddle that was the room, Severus was greeted with an even greater riddle - the book, or rather diary of a past student.. a past student who seemed and appeared to be a vastly more intelligent, more sane version of Voldemort, the most feared wizard and Dark Wizard- or Lord, since Grindlewald himself.Disclaimer ahead.(this is a joke, it is not a serious story)…
Bear Grylls and Shrek, two homicide detectives, two unlikely pals/friends partnered together in the wonderous, crime-infested city of L.A.They've both made an oath to protect the citizens who dwell on and next the crime-infested streets. Join them on their mystical case adventures and adventures of the case as they learn to grow together, to support each other and to love each other as second cousins love second cousins, twice removed who they don't really like.. But secretly do like, although they both pretend to hate the other's guts, they can't help but feel a certain amount of comfort with and within each other. Not a romance story between Shrek and Bear Grylls or Bear Grylls and Shrek. And I'm actually, I want to change it from Bear Grylls to Ben McKenzie but, however, although, I won't.…
"I would do anything for you, Lucifer," James Charles promised. Usually, those words were some of the best a person could ever hear. But not this time, no. Lucifer knew those seven words held a much darker meaning. His sentence was more of a threat than a heartfelt promise.Featuring STI Steve, the greatest human/character, (because he's not really a human), I've ever created.…
STI Steve, a notorious lover and spreader of STIs, is on the prowl once more. Searching for victims, with each new victim he comes closer to his doom. With each new victim, he earns a new sense of satisfaction. Purely sick and twisted satisfaction no rationally sane being could enjoy.Sir STI Steve is in need of help and that, along with the fact he is spreading STIs to hundreds of civilians, innocent citizens, prompts the Gay-Team to ensure his capture and entrapment.STI Steve, a man who has dedicated his entire life, his entire existence to seducing people and spreading his many STIs, he is armed and dangerous. No force can stop him, no force could ever resist his romantic charms.…
Roby, it's my self-made ship of Toby Seville from Alvin and the Chipmunks and Ron Weasley from Harry Potter.…
this is not meant to be offensiveRepublished.…
Five years ago, the danger and horror known as "Fasnator" was incarcerated and sentenced to life in prison. However, due to their/her mental instability and illness, she was instead transported to Arkham Asylum, this would be the biggest and greatest mistake made when dealing with the Fasnator. While there, the Fasnator spent three, long years waiting until finally, she met a nurse - a specific nurse. Trisha, Trisha Paytas. Fasnator befriended and manipulated the young, ambitious nurse until finally, she had been prepared enough to assist Fasnator in her escape. Come, join me, Alex, Jo, Tavana and others on the frightening adventures and events caused by the Fasnator,…
HAHA IDK WHYYYYYY BUT YES!!…