The Most OFFENSIVE Book Ever

The Most OFFENSIVE Book Ever

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The Hunchback's Reluctant Bride ✔

The Hunchback's Reluctant Bride ✔

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Hunchbacks don't get love. They get ridicule and scorn. That suits Wyrn just fine. As the son of a warlord, he resolves to die earning his father's respect in a tournament instead. The plan backfires and he's forced to marry a princess against his will. She's 18, beautiful, and suspicious. There is no way a king would give away his ONLY child to a random man much less a hunchback. Something must be wrong with her. And so, Wyrn decides to give her back.The only problem? She won't let him.…

Perception  ✔

Perception ✔

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Stories are written by the winners. Winners who never fail to paint themselves in a 'favorable' light. I've been called evil. Twisted. Strange. Heartless.All fair assessments; I dispute none of these claims. In fact, I hold my head high while confessing to the evil, twisted, strange, and heartless things that I've done. The things, those ignorant of the truth, would condemn. But all people are capable of all things under the right conditions, good or bad.Don't believe me? I dare you to read my story and tell me if you would have--could have--done things differently.One of your most beloved fairy tale classics retold. Get all sides of the story.…

The Hunchback's Perfect Family ✔

The Hunchback's Perfect Family ✔

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Pest, as the human son of two fairies, is an anomaly--or as his father puts it--an unwelcome surprise.Why?Well, his fairy parents are forced into human form--obligated to protect him until he dies. In an effort to be rid of him quicker, his father invokes the fates to give Pest the ultimate deathblow--a wife. Pest, mistakenly chooses an ogre name Fanli.But ogre companionship brings magic...and shame. Pest falters, so Fanli makes plans of her own--and they don't include him.…

Lyna Forge's Reading Guide

Lyna Forge's Reading Guide

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With so many books by Lyna Forge to choose from, use this book to help narrow down your search and find what you're looking for much faster.…

The Fairy King and his Cursed Queen ✔

The Fairy King and his Cursed Queen ✔

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With each death, the fairy king is reborn. He is immortal...and alone. Because while a fairy queen reigns by his side, she is forever cursed to betray him. And it's continued like that for two thousand years. Until now. Suddenly faced with an endless stream of monsters upon his latest rebirth, he must seek aid from the new fairy queen. Unlike him, she carries no memories of her past lives.She's tame, thoughtful, seemingly dedicated, and disgustingly human in every way. Yet he cannot resist the inevitable attraction. She assures him this time will be different, but little by little, he discovers that she's hiding a secret that may be fueling these attacks.She's cursed, but he's the one in need of rescue.…

The Me You Stole ✔

The Me You Stole ✔

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Being overweight isn't a crime--it's just something shameful, Andrea's mother is quick to remind her. But that's to be expected in a world where technology and magic makes body goals and perfection attainable. *****Andrea's mother has high hopes for a male heir to lead their household. Andrea must find a husband--and fast. Without a perfect body, however, there are few prospects. For Andrea, on the verge of being disowned, the inability to control something as simple as her weight further exemplifies her other failings. She heralds from the noble class, lovers of tech who frown upon mingling with the servant magic wielders. But with only one year to secure the title of the estate, Andrea has few options.Opportunity arrives when a damaged magic wielder named Tanner comes to her estate looking for work. Servants of his creed wouldn't dare associate with nobles usually. Andrea's head tells her to be suspicious, but Tanner, who's easy on the eyes, looks like a great opportunity. He also takes interest in Andrea, something no one else does.For the first time in Andrea's life, everything seems possible...if only she could quiet that stupid voice in her head warning this is too good to be true.What price would you pay for perfection?…

The Hunchback's Fairy King Problem ✔

The Hunchback's Fairy King Problem ✔

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Prince Sorem approaches magic the way he approaches women--with caution and distrust.However, Sorem must go up against the ultimate magic now.His cousin, cursed by the corrupted Fairy King he serves, spends each day in anguish. The responsibility of remedying this falls to Sorem--Killing the Fairy King. Sorem can't do it directly and risks the wrath of all the fairies. He must find a scapegoat. Opportunity arrives in the form of a naive hunchback, perfect for sending off to his doom. But the hunchback isn't alone. His beautiful, and possibly stolen, wife dutifully travels by his side. Not only is her comings and goings carefully monitored, her husband keeps her barely dressed as she frequently answers his physical needs. This is no behavior for a princess. She awakens a sense of longing in Sorem that he'd never encountered. But should her husband visit a slight on the fairies, all that belongs to him will suffer--including her.The race is on for Sorem to find a way to set her free of the enchantment she's under and help her realize that gorgeous princesses deserve--belong with--handsome princes. Not hunchbacks.…

For My Next Trick... ✔

For My Next Trick... ✔

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At twenty-four, Mason Chamberlain had it all. When scandal leaves him with a broken heart, not much could make him believe in love again...until the new governess for his eight-year-old sister arrives.He's drawn to her. Despite Mason's good lucks and coveted status, he can't break through her chilly facade. She wants nothing to do with a duke's son. It slowly becomes clear to him that she's running from her past.Her secret puts his family in jeopardy, but is this love worth the risk?…

The Nobleman's Masterpiece ✔

The Nobleman's Masterpiece ✔

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Fallen from grace Lydia Garant has an estate problem--and then some. A nobleman worships the ground she walks on, but it's his pauper bodyguard who piques her interest.*****Lydia Garant has never fully had control of her life. Saddled with her parents' bankrupt estate, she's forced to seek out marriage from her childhood best friend, Joshua, who's made quite a name for himself. He cares for her and is protective, everything she needs.She's not sure what love should feel like and is certain the feelings will eventually follow once they are properly wed.Everything seems possible until she meets Joshua's gruff yet aloof bodyguard. When she loses the last of her family's money in a robbery, all solutions point to Joshua but it's his bodyguard that sends her pulse racing.Former Title: The Difference…

Sated ✔

Sated ✔

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Phil, a poor miner's son, becomes the lover of one of the wealthiest actresses around--a woman he idolizes. A woman he's not sure he can save.************Phil is Lydia "Gara" Garant's biggest fan. But reaching a massive starlet from the dingy home of his miner father is an impossibility.When Phil shucks off his humble beginnings in a heist gone wrong, he not only meets Gara, but ends up as her lover.In no time, he learns that the seemingly perfect woman with the perfect life is as lonely as they come. Can this good boy fill that void and save this bad girl from herself? Or will the lifestyle of decadence and debauchery drag him under, too?https://www.royalroad.com/profile/268469/fictions…

The LEVELER King ✔

The LEVELER King ✔

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Generations ago, two alien species depended on a symbiotic bond that was decimated by the Earth-man's arrival.Nala, a gentle farming alien of blue, happens upon an injured warrior of red. She nurses him back to health, only to realize that he's not just any fighter, but the king, a specimen highly coveted by the humans she serves. She's in an impossible position. Hand him over to her masters or save him and risk her own neck. Either choice could be her very undoing.Between the Earth men looking for more of her kind to snatch up for experiments, and the wounded yet lethal predator in her home, can she survive the night?Content WarningThe story is intended for mature readers due to its sexual content and language. It may not be appropriate for all audiences. Please read at your own discretion.https://www.royalroad.com/profile/268469/fictions…

We Can Go Back ✔

We Can Go Back ✔

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The Fan is a young city that consists of three races. Humans: possessing no supernatural power, Elementals: able manipulate matter, and Imps: the failed and mutated attempt at a man-made Elemental.Like the Fan that exists in a delicate balance, Lilah's natural born Elemental family is constantly on the brink. With her mother slowly wasting away from an incurable illness for ten years, she lives every day with her like it's the last. In that time, her father, one of the strongest Elementals alive, used his very life-force to keep his wife going.Until one day...he didn't.https://www.royalroad.com/profile/268469/fictions…

The Aftermath ✔

The Aftermath ✔

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Humans are extinct, and vampires lose all of their powers as a result. Sophie Dresden, the new vampire leader, never imagined her once proud race would come to an end like this--starving in trailer parks.*******All humans are dead and magical creatures run amok. This arrangement suits everybody just fine. Everyone except the only ones who need the humans to live--vampires.Now it's the werewolf's reign, and they've got a few scores to settle.Meet Sophia Dresden, the current vampire leader left holding the bag. She's on a mission to keep this ragtag race of the undead from extinction. But with her childhood pet werewolf now her boss and all remaining vampires sequestered in trailer parks, that's easier said than done. Her trusty harpy, and only confidant, is determined to help her. But time's running out and if they don't find a new feeding ground fast, the vampires are doomed to an eternity of a fate worse than death. And no, it's NOT peasantry.https://www.royalroad.com/profile/268469/fictions…

SENTINEL 555: WAR ✔

SENTINEL 555: WAR ✔

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In a land where you pay for clean air, what would you do to survive? These three teens are about to find out...the hard way.In life, nothing of value is free. Not the food.Not the land.Not the water.And certainly...not the air.200 years into the future, people must buy air. But for some to win, others must lose.This book is a STANDALONE and does NOT require the previous book in the series. The other one is New Adult, while this one is Teen/YA…

Sentinel 555: AIR ✔

Sentinel 555: AIR ✔

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In Maddison's last visit to the ancient city, she encountered a man. More surprising was what he lacked on his face....He wore no mask.A hundred years since the Great Disaster and he not only lived beyond infancy, but he breathed the air. No one breathed free air anymore at the risk of dying cancerous and crazed.Nothing of value is free-not the water, not the land, not the food......and certainly not the air.…

Do No Harm |[ONC 2021 SHORT LIST]|

Do No Harm |[ONC 2021 SHORT LIST]|

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Milo Atkins has just woken up from a 200 year cryo sleep to find his vision for a super-powered earth realized. He's showered with praise and comforts for pioneering this new step in human evolution.But Milo himself, put to sleep due to his immunity to the process to gain super powers, grows concerned about the parades and celebrations in his name. He's the last human alive without ANY powers, after all. His suspicions are confirmed when he realizes that the curvaceous doctor assigned to him, is actually a convicted felon.Why would a world filled with superheros want someone normal? And why the pretense?[The price of power...is flesh.]https://www.royalroad.com/profile/268469/fictions…

When I See You

When I See You

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Trapped underground for eight years, Cillian Broderick is out of luck and out of time. He's desperate and at the end of his rope. His last-ditch effort to revive his comatose wife while faced with his own mortality proved a success...after he already poisoned her.…

Blurb Lines | FREE Blurb Workshop

Blurb Lines | FREE Blurb Workshop

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Ha, you thought writing a novel was hard? Try writing the blurb!It's not easy to condense 50k - 90k down into a few short paragraphs but let's try. Come on in and get your blurb pimped. It's a FREE service, so what do you have to lose?…

Speed-Dating Books: Finding Your Next Favorite Book on Wattpad

Speed-Dating Books: Finding Your Next Favorite Book on Wattpad

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Find your next favorite book on Wattpad. Here, you can peruse the opening lines of a number of books to see which might be a good fit. No more clicking through notes, details, dedications only to leave unfulfilled when that opening falls flat. Authors, put your best foot forward and promote your story!…