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"𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰." - 𝘙𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘑𝘶𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘵, 𝘈𝘤𝘵 𝘐𝘐, 𝘚𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘦 𝘐𝘐~~~Don't be fooled, this isn't necessarily a love story. Though, the ending could be perceived as a twisted modern day version of Romeo and Juliet.~~~[Previously titled; melancholy]~~~~~~[⚠️Trigger Warning: allusions to sex, alcohol, strained/negative parent-child relationships, mental health issues, depression, self-esteem issues, self-harm, suicidal thoughts/tendencies, mental/emotional abuse, sexual assault, pills/medication, overdose, car accidents, death ⚠️]Please take these things into consideration before reading.…

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[THIRD BOOK IN THE 'HIS' SERIES] [2017]"Why don't you go for a hike in those ridiculous death traps you call heels." I suggest. "Maybe you can fall off a cliff while you're at it.""Y-you bitch!" Is her amazing reply.I roll my eyes. "Amazing comeback. Do you want a cookie?""Shut up!" She squeals, stomping her foot. "I don't want to hear your voice!""I'm just replying to your stupid ass comebacks, puta." I tell her. "If you want me to shut up and not hear my voice, you should walk far, far away. Right into a shark's mouth.""Ugh!" She stomps her heeled foot again and storms off."You're good." Blake says from next to me, an amused smirk on his pink lips."Well, duh!" Harmony stretches out."Her mother and grandmother are both queens, so obviously she inherited it." Rose tells him.Then Ryder, Tyler, Carter and Kiev rush over to us."Hey, if you guys see a fuming Ms Hayfer covered in paint, tell her we moved to Mars." Ryder pants out before they run off again.Just then, a fuming Ms Hayfer walks over covered in green paint."Where are they?" She questions angrily, stopping in front of us."Wow, Ms H. Green is definitely not your colour." Blake says bluntly, making Rose and Harmony giggle into their hands."Where. Are. They?" She grits out, teeth clenched.This time I answer her."They moved to Mars."*~*(THIS IS THE THIRD BOOK IN THE 'HIS OREO PRINCESA' SERIES.)BOOK 1: HIS OREO PRINCESABOOK 2: HIS LITTLE DEVILBOOK 3: HIS BEAUTIFUL AMORE…

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{FIRST BOOK IN 'THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE' SERIES} {2014-2018}A girl moved to California two years ago.No one knows what she looks like.All they know is that she wears a hoodie.*~*~*~*"HOLY SHIT, NOAH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET THE TROLLEY GO?! COME BACK! OH MY FUCKING LIFE, FIZZY DRINKS UP AHEAD--"BANGFIZZPOP"...am I dead?"I'm suddenly grabbed by the back of my hoodie and pulled up from the ground and out of the mess of the opened bottles of fizzy which had exploded when the trolley and I crashed into them.My hands instantly go to my hood and I sigh in relief to find that it hadn't fallen off through all of that.I turn my head and look the the employee who's holding me, his face completely red and the vein in his neck throbbing."Wassup, dude?" I smile sheepishly.*~*{HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in Funny #1 in Sad And #1 in Cancer apparently }…

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{SPIN-OFF TO "THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE" | SECOND BOOK IN THE SERIES} {2018-2023}*~*"Thank you for quitting that disgusting couple moment before I had to interrupt.""Careful, I might start making out with him just to torture you some more.""I hate you.""I have no objections.""Oh, god, please don't. Let's just get back to the task on hand."We all turn back around but find the table empty."What? Where the hell did they go?"We hear the clearing of a throat right next to us, at the end of the booth, opposite the window."Uhh-no hablo inglés. Me llamo Pablo.""You bitch-""Traitor-"…

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[FIRST BOOK IN THE 'HIS' SERIES] [2017]"Hi." Kyla smiles nervously."Hi." Cole greets back, just as nervously.The boys and I share a roll of the eyes.I sneak a look at the teacher in charge of detention and find him asleep.I get out of my seat and walk over to Cole and Kyla."Yo! Hi, hi, how are you? How are you? Now kiss!" I grab the back of each of their heads and smash them together and back away as they lock lips.They freeze, both of their eyes wide open, before they relax and start kissing eachother passionately. Cole put his hands on her waist and Kyla wraps her arms around his neck."YASSS!" Reese shrieks as he lifts me up in the air, hugging me. "You did it lil' sis! Your got Cola to kiss!""I'm older than you!""The plan worked!" Kayden cheers, high fiving me."Of course the plan worked." Nate says in a 'duh' tone. "Storm came up with it."*~*Summer-Storm TeNana-Williams is just a normal girl who attends high school and loves sports. She has a best friend since kindergarten and an amazing family. Did I mention she's a quadruplet? With three other brothers?And her brothers' best friend has been her mortal enemy since, well...forever?Whatever, it's not like anything can go wrong when Summer-Storm, her brothers, her enemy and her best friend are all together, right?WRONG!*~*(THIS IS THE FIRST BOOK IN THE 'HIS OREO PRINCESA').Book series:BOOK 1: His Oreo PrincesaBOOK 2: His Little DevilBOOK 3: His Beautiful Amore…

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[SECOND BOOK IN THE 'HIS' SERIES] [2017]"Of course I'm just like my mother." I roll my grey eyes. "I popped out of her uterus.""Miss Paris!""Ms Hayfer!" I mimic my History teacher. "Ms Hayfer, think fast!"Ms Hayfer turns her head just in time to get nailed in the forehead with a paper ball."Mr TeNana-Williams!" She fumes.Raziel shrugs innocently. "What? I told you to think fast.""Ms Hayfer, catch!"She turns around and an eraser lands in her mouth.She spits it out. "Mr Hale!"River shrugs and gives her a smirk."Ms Hayfer, watch out!" Jayden throws a pencil, which nails her in the forehead."Fee-Fee Fuzzy Poops will shove his horn so far up your a-" Ashlynn starts but is cut off by Hunter."So far up my what?" He continues to poke her arm."YOU SIX ARE THE SPAWNS OF SATAN!"WARNING: Mentions of abuse and r*pe.*~*[SEQUAL/SPINOFF OF: HIS OREO PRINCESA]BOOK 1: His Oreo PrincesaBOOK 2: His Little DevilBOOK 3: His Beautiful Amore…

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(THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE SHORTS BOOK)Just a bunch of short stories of the Foolish Five as F.R.I.E.N.D.S.Along with some random one shot type things.And some headcanon things.And yes, Nevaeh is still alive.This description sucks, but just read it.Trust me.You'll like it.*~*It's going to be split into three sections.1) The Foolish Five as F.R.I.E.N.D.S (So basically just the five as the characters from from in random episodes) (This is based after Uni).2) The Marvellous Misadventures of the Foolish Five. (Just shorts/one shot type things and headcanons about the things the five get up to) (This doesn't have one time setting).3) Missing Vaeh Hours. (One shots/shorts based after Nevaeh's death). *~*(This is based off my book 'The Girl in the Hoodie')…