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[Now on Wattpad! This work will contain the entirety (including future bonuses) of the 'Wilbur and Tommy...' series. Cover is temporary till I find a new one.] -Tommy had a glock.If you were a normal person, you'd ask why anyone would give Tommy a weapon.Unfortunately, it was Wilbur who gave him the glock when Tommy destroyed his vlog guns.AKA: Author blames everything on L30 Enchantments giving said author cursed ideas. Basically the title.-DISCLAIMER: This is crack and is not meant to be taken seriously. If you can't handle Teletubbies/My Little Pony references, edible sand, glocks, robberies, weird funky glue, fake(?) pregnancies, and overall a shitton of cursedness, I recommend clicking off after bleaching your eyes.…

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[01:24 AM] Kokichi Ouma: so anyway- who's up for some barbeque? [01:24 AM] Miu Iruma: It is literally. one in the goddamn morning.[01:25 AM] Kokichi Ouma: barbeque doesn't wait for anyone what the fuck is your point -Generic V3 Groupchat with actual plot build-up because I can't go a few chapters in without writing horror! Everyone here is over 18.Someone is going to die. Something paranormal will happen. You know, like all high school chatfic AUs end up like. Not romance-centric, just flirting and already-established relationships.(SaiOu, Harumota, Amaiibo, and Irumatsu, Tenmiko.)Hope you enjoy YMWC! Cover is temporary.Inconsistent update schedule. 1/16 parts complete.…

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When Shirogane lets go, Ouma's there to wrap her back in with his grisly claws, mouth stuffed full with insincere lies. Though, no matter how hard Ouma tries, he just can't dance correctly with this mystery-wrapped shadow of his. Dog costumes that glow in the dark, leaving behind bloody trail marks like painted rainbows. A summer field marking the end of days, a ray of sunshine warming Shirogane's cold, dead feet. Torn out wires and beating fans, nightmares that haunt both murderers alike, and a final question to their wonderful showtime screaming like seismic sirens:𝘋𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯?-A tragicomedy featuring Mastermind Duo!Shirogane and Ouma plowing through everyone's fictional lives like it's none of their business. Constantly pedals back and forth between semi-satirical comedy and psychological horror- not a lot of plot, but it's loosely connected somehow. Starts off light, gets dark, ends with a heavier note. Oumugi and OuSai-centric, a future chapter can be read as Ouma/Keebo, but it's a little gruesome.2/7 parts complete.…

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"can i get uhhhhh... ßðñêlꧧ þïzzå""sir this is a potato farm"----Shuichi was tired of being deceived and lied to. He couldn't believe it. He refused to believe it. Everything felt like a lie, a miserable and half-assed lie that still somehow managed to tick him off. Shuichi swallowed heavily and felt a fresh wave of tears roll down his face. He sobbed to himself,"Why are the potatoes suddenly so goddamn expensive?!"---AU where Shuichi, Kokichi, Rantaro, Kiibo and a few other visiting characters from the other games start a potato farm. SaiOu and Amaiibo as the main pairings but I promise this monster has barely any proper shipping in itI'm not even going to say that i'm sorry anymore this is just a huge fucking messif this gains like, 50 views, i'll post it on ao3 and try to get famous. let me have my ambitions.EDIT: It's on ao3! Wattpad version is now a first draft of sorts. the edited and better version is on ao3. https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/24850747/chapters/60116899---AU idea and inspo came from this absolutely godly PJO crack fic I read 2 years ago when I was in a tourist bus somewhere in Sichuan. I'm serious, if you like PJO, please read it: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9482031/1/Percy-Jackson-and-the-Potato-Farm…

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Uh oh,,, art book,,, -----self explanatory! I post wips, finished products, and what not. Tags will update as I go onstatus: ongoingThis is so old omg but the art progress makes me kinda happy -sep 2021 me…

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Aphrodite, what have you done?--The goddess of love was bored.So, she messed up the demigod camps.And everyone is genderbent.Ohhhh, schist. [UNFINISHED & DISCONTINUED, ALSO UP FOR ADOPTION. I'M NO LONGER IN THE PJO FANDOM 😔 SORRY BROSKIS][This is like, 2018 era cringe fanfiction I wrote when I was still in my book-fanatic 5th grader phase?? I'm not deleting it as it's the first fanfiction I've ever published (and it has over 1k views, seriously what the hell?), but just to let you know I don't write for book fandoms anymore. Super sorry to the people who hoped for it to continue.]…