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Even teen evil queens need love. Right? (Or at least a handsome sword-fighting minion to do their bidding!)***Bad things happen when Rowen is around and the worst part is, she has no idea why until a massive family secret sends her on a fantastical journey to fight her evil fate. Will Rowen fold into the forces of dark magic or honor her true self?***On the surface, Rowen Keckilpenny-Brown seems like a normal teenage girl with normal teen problems-no boyfriend, overprotective parents, and no friends other than a three-legged cat. But her wild red hair, reptilian eyes, and legendary temper say otherwise. When Rowen accidentally blows up the school gym, she discovers a dark secret her fathers have kept from her-she's the heir to an evil queen's throne. The current evil queen, Petronella Grimshaw, is desperate to crown Rowan the new sovereign and blackmails her into traveling to the queendom. Rowen has one month to learn how to evil queen, and it's not easy because there are those in the castle who want her dead, witches are disappearing, and an annoyingly cute swordsman keeps distracting her. Worst of all, Rowan finds herself in a duel against her biggest enemy: herself. She must fight her true fate, in the process uncovering deep familial mysteries and perhaps the biggest secret ever...That maybe, just maybe, she deserves to be loved after all.Princess Diaries meets the School for Good & Evil with a touch of Wednesday Addams thrown in for bad luck. The best kind!Cover by @ClarissaNorth…

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This book is now TOTALLY FREE!Everyone knows mermaids and vampires can't date. But when a mermaid ends up at a boarding school with a smoking hot vampire for a roommate, will love take a bite? ***** Just before her senior year of high school, mermaid Waverly Fishwater learns she's being transferred to a cross-cultural boarding school for supernaturals. But reckless gods, single-minded werewolves, and virtuous fairies are the least of her troubles! West Marin Heights has vampires, and mermaid blood is their favorite snack. So Waverly has to learn who to trust, and fast -- especially since one of her new roommates is a vampire who's way too hot for her to handle! But just when she's starting to fit in, she discovers a dark plot that could destroy the school and the oceans beyond. If Waverly is to expose the evil scheme and get back to her normal teenage problems--overprotective parents, math homework-avoidance, and maybe, just maybe, getting a boyfriend--she's going to have to accept the help of a ragtag group of classmates. Will her plans be a supernatural catastrophe, or can Waverly rally this eccentric band of heroes to save the day? [[Word Count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Natasha ShaikhThree chapters updated every Wednesday and Saturday starting April 6th!…

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[This story is now FREE!] When Andie Bank agreed to take a job to help save her friend's reputation, it wasn't supposed to end up in a romance-fueled galactic rescue mission with her irresistibly hot boss. *****With a merciless tabloid set on destroying the Hollywood career and reputation of Andie's best friend, Andie accepts a job offer with the same company on the condition that they leave her friend alone. She knew about her smoking hot boss when she accepted the accounting position, but the tabloid failed to mention small details like celebrity kidnappings, alien imposters, camera-shaped ray guns, and their absolutely abysmal knowledge of the American tax system.Unable to deny their atomic attraction, Andie and her boss's kisses quickly evolve into a forbidden affair that must remain secret at all costs. When a certain vengeful ex-fiancé discovers their secret, the laser guns come out and Andie is forced to flee for her life. As time runs out, Andie must choose between love or committing a crime that goes against everything she stands for.Plus hot alien sex! ...[[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]Cover designed by Eva (Fathima) Ismail…

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THIS STORY IS NOW FREE! When a newlywed princess discovers her Prince Charming is married to six other royals, she brings the outraged spouses together to plot revenge. But will their story have a fairy tale ending? ***** Marrying Prince Charming was supposed to be the key to Princess Ashley's happily ever after. Instead, the princess finds herself abandoned for months at a time while Charming slays dragons and fights ogres in distant lands. Frustrated and lonely, she invites six neighboring royals -- five princesses and one prince -- to her kingdom for a week-long gala, hoping to ask for marriage advice. But after a few glasses of chardonnay, the truth comes out: there's only one Prince Charming, and they're all married to him. Obviously, Prince Charming must die. But as the royals set out on a dangerous quest for revenge, they must face foul-smelling armies, dark magic, evil stepsisters, and a troubling shortage of face cream. Soon they uncover an even more dastardly plot, and to save the Seven Kingdoms, the royals must risk everything to rewrite their Happily Ever After.…

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A short story starring everyone's favorite love god and his boyfriend, the hot merman prince!!!Cupid's pretty happy about being voted Earth's Hottest Deity Alive by God Monthly Magazine for seven years straight. But when Poseidon curses him to be idolized by strangers, Cupid must learn the difference between celebrity and real love.This short story is my holiday gift to you, my wonderful readers!Cover art by @KitKatz4evr, cover design by @iamrodneyvsmithStory originally appeared in Mermaid Monthly Magazine, 11/2021, edited by Julia Rios.…

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Day 21; 10 Days to Save the World!!!👵Don't mess with a Granny who owns a shotgun.Those damn Federals have parked their spaceship above her property and Granny isn't going to tolerate that nonsense, no sir, no way! She's going to take on the spaceship, one way or another, even if it means reaching out to an old enemy...***An excerpt of The Way Home, Day 12 in the 30 Days to Save the World Anthology hosted by @WritersConnX.…

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¡Antiguamente parte del programa de historias pagas! Cuando una princesa recién casada descubre que su príncipe azul está casado con otros seis miembros de la realeza, reúne a los cónyuges indignados para planear una venganza. Pero, ¿su historia tendrá un final de cuento de hadas? ***** Se suponía que casarse con el Príncipe Azul sería la clave para el final feliz de la Princesa Ashley. En cambio, la princesa se encuentra abandonada durante meses mientras Azul mata dragones y lucha contra ogros en tierras lejanas. Frustrada y sola, invita a seis miembros de la realeza vecinas (cinco princesas y un príncipe) a su reino para una gala de una semana, con la esperanza de pedir consejo matrimonial. Pero después de unas copas de chardonnay, la verdad sale a la luz: solo hay un príncipe azul, y todos están casados con él. Obviamente, el príncipe azul debe morir. Pero cuando la realeza se embarca en una peligrosa búsqueda de venganza, debe enfrentarse a ejércitos malolientes, magia oscura, hermanastras malvadas y una preocupante escasez de crema facial. Pronto descubren un complot aún más cobarde, y para salvar los Siete Reinos, la realeza debe arriesgarlo todo para reescribir su Felices para siempre.Traducido por @Sam_le_fouPortada hecha por@ClarissaNorth…

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When aspiring veterinarian, Anesthesia Jones is tricked by her roommate into interviewing for a dogsitting gig for billionaire Crispin Shades, she encounters an enigmatic man with an extraordinary number of ab muscles (although why he was shirtless for the interview was confusing). During the interview, Crispin's standard poodle is the most well-behaved dog she's ever seen. Anesthesia finds herself shocked yet thrilled by Crispin's training techniques.Soon Anesthesia discovers Crispin's true nature (spoiler alert - he's not just a billionaire, he's an emotionally unavailable, uber possessive, piano-playing, billionaire werewolf with a secret traumatic past.) But by now, she's too far in to escape. Will this new life of dark sexual exploration, fast cars, galas, and long walks howling at the full moon, lead Anesthesia to years of erotic bliss or an embarrassing trip to the emergency room?I am sorry to have to pause this story for a bit while I focus on my new Creator story. But I promise I will get back to it as soon as I can!…

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Published by Gallery Books, an imprint of Simon and Schuster, in an anthology called Once Upon Now! Available on Amazon and at other other fine retailers.Cupid has an epic party, but, whoops! He accidentally sinks Charon's Ferry. Hades is not amused. To avoid the ultimate penalty, Cupid has to travel to Hawaii and do a favor for Hades - ensure that his daughter kisses the heir to the Bullseye Mattress Kingdom and never comes into her demigod powers. Cupid must combat a lukewarm cup of coffee, a beady-eyed crab, and his own heart if he's to succeed. Business major Phoebe Thompson needs a job or she and her mom will have to spend another month eating nothing but Spaghetti Loops. There is an amazing opportunity for a management trainee at the Bullseye Mattress Kingdom. All she has to do is pass three tests. What could go wrong when she has the "help" of a certain love god?In this modern retelling of "Princess and the Pea," a young woman has to prove her worth not by sleeping on mattresses but by selling them.…

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Julia finds the missing "Fillory and Further Book Six" manuscript and learns how they eventually defeat the Beast in a future timeline. She decides to use this knowledge and kill the Beast now. The problem is, someone must be sacrificed. When Quentin discovers Julia's plan, he must make an impossible choice between friendship and the greater good.This is my entry for SyFy's Battle the Beast Contest where the prompt was to write an alternate scene in which the characters from "The Magicians" TV series fought the Beast. Hope you enjoy it!!!! I love votes and comments!!! And make sure you check out the series on SyFy.…

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From the IMAGINES anthology published with Anna Todd by Simon & Schuster, comes my short story, REDIRECTION.They call her The Crystal Ball!A girl becomes a Wattpad viral sensation when the events she describes in her fanfiction about Zayn Malik come true! The only problem is, she needs to stop writing the story, and the only way out is to kill off her main character!Cover by @ClarissaNorth…

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Eighteen year-old Daphne is a prisoner in the wintry confines of the Forbidden Forest serving Claudia, an evil witch. Daphne, has no memories of her past. She lives alone in a magical cabin entertained by shelves of fairy tales and fantasies of being rescued by a chivalrous prince.When handsome Zach Caldwell crashes headfirst into a tree, somehow breaching the powerful wards surrounding the Forest, Daphne has to decide where her loyalties lie-to Claudia, the only "mother" she's ever known or to the dashing stranger with ambiguous intent.…

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You know the absurd story. Scrooge is changed in one night! He wakes up on Christmas morning after being visited by three ghosts. One nightmare and he goes from being ...well ... Scrooge, to Mr. Rogers.Who believes that? This curmudgeonly tale may shake your faith in humanity and permanently ruin Christmas for you. Read with caution.Cover by the insanely talented @clarissanorth…

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A sexy holiday tale that will jingle your bells. All the way!…