sitzpinkler /ɹəๅ-ʞuıdz-ʇıs/ (n.) Old German term typically referring to a man who sits to urinate. -- a collection of poems and scribbles from my loud and messy mind. please enjoy my humble dejecta. love, andy xoxo -- #126 in poetry (03.14.17) <33…
hello! i am andy and i make things. here lies a portfolio and cover shop. come on in, i don't bite! #92 in random; 11.11.17 #91 in random; 11.30.17 #1 in design, #1 in edits; 5.18 STATUS: CLOSED FOR REQUESTS --- first opened 3.28.17 copyright © 2017 by fartette. all rights reserved.…
❝Once a pun a time. . .❞ When a shamelessly attractive teenage boy who has the comedic skills of a popsicle stick walks himself toward the lane where a hopeless cynic strayed, things start to get shaken up. But there's always the little things that could never go wrong-- little things like chewy chocolate chip cookies.SS #875 (12.08.17)…