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CO-WRITTEN WITH VALA 411! Humor/modern/friendship (with maybe an occasional supernatural hint thrown in...)Halloween has rolled round again and where would we be without the advice of Berk's renowned dragon almost-expert, would-be bon viveur and raconteur, Snotlout Jorgensen? Especially since he has done almost all the legwork in the 'what not to do' category...Disclaimer: We don't own How To Train Your Dragon. Rights still belong to Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks.…

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CO-WRITTEN WITH VALA 411!!! Modern/HumourBerk's most sociable dragon rider shares a few of the pitfalls of showing in the New Year..…

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Modern AU: Hiccup and Astrid are trying to impress Astrid's parents and her fierce Uncle Finn. Naturally, a dinner party is the answer...or is it?A/N: A CHALLENGE FROM VALA411! Inspired about a discussion about chocolate fondants (don't ask) and threats against the porg, I agreed to write a story about a less than perfect dinner party. Remember-you only get one chance to make a first impression...so don't let the twins anywhere near it!Disclaimer: I don't own How To Train Your Dragon. All right remain with Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks.…

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Hiccup Haddock is disowned and driven from his home for dishonouring the family. Five years later, as the pirate, Captain Fury, he seeks to avenge his betrayal and restore his honour and name-but war is coming to the Archipelago... Swashbuckling/Pirate AUDisclaimer: I do not own How to Train Your Dragon-rights belong to Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks. 'The Count of Monte Cristo' was written by Alexandre Dumas and elements of the plot are derived from this work.…

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Co-written with Vala411! Waking to unexpectedly find himself a demon, Berk's least socially skilled dragon rider finds himself in temporary charge of Hell. Between strikes, waxing incidents, boy scouts, interfering angels, day trips, over-eager interns, time-expired sacrifices and amorous plants, what could go wrong? DISCLAIMER: We don't own 'How To Train Your Dragon'.Rights remains with Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks.…

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Summary: Modern AU. Hiccup offers to put up a onesie-wearing Snotlout after an accident damages his apartment. But with the twins in tow, chaos, misunderstandings and pizza fraud ensues...Disclaimer: I don't own How To Train Your Dragon. Rights remain with Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks.…

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A routine mission destroying a Resistance base goes awry and Kylo Ren wakes up with a major problem...and feathers...Disclaimer: Star Wars and all characters and situations therein are the property of Lucasfilm and Disney. No actual porgs were harmed in the making of this story (stunt-porgs were used).…

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Revenge/Modern AU. Hiccup Haddock is framed for treason by his best friend, condemned by the attorney who promised leniency and betrayed by the woman he loves. Sent to die in the inescapable prison on Freezing-To-Death, he vows to escape and take his revenge on those who wronged him...…

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Co-written with Vala 411! SUMMARY: Zombie/Apocalypse/Humour AU. Berk's most misunderstood dragon rider shares his essential tips on surviving the end of the world!Disclaimer: We don't own How To Train Your Dragon. Rights remain with Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks. We don't own any zombies either (not for lack of trying-and I'm still suspicious about that porg...).No dragons, donkeys, pinecones or dragon riders were harmed in the making of this fiction.…

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Modern AU/ Hiccstrid. Recently widowed, Hiccup Haddock is struggling-especially as Family Services are threatening to take away his daughter. Astrid Hofferson decides a job looking after a little girl would be perfect while assessing her options-but finds herself protecting the little family from crazed relatives, predatory females and an over-zealous social worker...I don't own How To Train Your Dragon. Rights remain with Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks.…

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Supernatural/Modern AU. Finding three mysteriously dead teens causes Sheriff Snotlout Jorgensen to call in his cousin and his band of supernatural investigators. Unexpectedly finding themselves in the past, Hiccup has to solve the mystery or they will all share the dead teens fate.Sequel to 'The Spectre of Raven Point'A/N: Halloween again and I couldn't resist the opportunity to deploy paranormal investigator Hiccup Haddock once more. Of course, there are no more spooky lighthouses in need of exorcism but a spooky house, some mysterious murders and a century-old wrong should keep him busy. Enjoy!Disclaimer: I do not own How To Train Your Dragon. Rights remain with Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks. Brief reference to family names from 'Interesting Times' by Terry Pratchett. The man was a genius. RIP.Apologies to Vala 411 for Astrid's qualifications.…

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Modern High School AU. Nerdy outcast Astrid Hofferson finds herself the centre of attention when word gets around that she has a famous relative. Suddenly popular and accepted, can she tell genuine friendship from the machinations of users? And who will be her Prom date?Disclaimer: I don't own How To Train your Dragon. Rights remain with Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks.…

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Summary: Following the Battle of Five Armies, a Dwarven King struggles with the consequences of his actions. But no amount of penance can seem to bring him the absolution he seeks until he realises there is only one sacrifice that matches the magnitude of his crimes. In the Shire, Bilbo Baggins receives a letter with some very unexpected contents...Disclaimer: The Hobbit was written by J R R Tolkien. Movie rights remain with Warner Brothers, MGM and New Line Cinema.…

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The exiled dwarves of Erebor-now living in Ered Luin-are not prospering. King Thrain is ailing and the settlement is poorer since the loss of the Crown Prince. Though not everyone is keen to see the return of Prince Thorin.Meanwhile, Bilbo Baggins travels to Bree on behalf of the Thain, his Uncle. Visiting the Forge, he meets a dwarf working for the Smith and suspects something is wrong. But getting involved, while maybe the right thing to do, is definitely not the safest...Disclaimer: The Hobbit was written by J R R Tolkien. Movie rights remain with Warner Brothers, MGM and New Line Cinema.…

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Valentine's day approaches and Rey Smith once again has no date. And she's fine with it, really. You can't miss what you've had, right?Then she starts receiving anonymous Valentine's gifts.Kylo Ren can't believe that he has been persuaded to ask the feisty and beautiful Rey out. He may her boss and he really does stare at her too much and take too much interest in her progress but he has far too much baggage to believe that anyone would want to spend any time with him. The fact she seems to dislike him while he secretly thinks she's intriguing only makes things more complicated. Anonymous gifts seem a decent compromise...Will a blind date on February 14th lead to hope for both of them or will it be derailed by a series of horrible misunderstandings?Title taken from 'Fools in Love' by Joe JacksonDisclaimer: Star Wars and all related characters are the possession of Lucasfilm and Disney.…

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Modern AU Librarian Bilbo Baggins find his unwilling attempt at online dating has landed him with a stalker in the form of Smaug, a furious and very sinister mob boss. Enter the Company, Erebor Police's top organised crime team. A mission of close protection takes to turn for the worse and suddenly the entire team are fighting for their lives.Disclaimer: 'The Hobbit' was written by JRR Tolkien. Film rights remain with New Line Cinema and partners.…

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Wild-West style AU. The town of Berk is ruled by two warring gangs-the Outcasts and the Berserkers. A stranger rides in on a lame dragon; sarcastic and out for all he can get. When a government convoy arrives with an elusive trapped Night Fury, everyone has their eyes on the beast... [Hiccstrid]Based loosely on the film 'A Fistful of Dollars' starring Clint Eastwood (the sexiest man in a poncho). I don't own HTTYD and any rights pertaining thereof.…

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Summary: AU-Everyone Lives. A celebratory banquet to thank the allies of Erebor after the Battle of Five Armies goes slightly(very) awry. Maybe Thranduil shouldn't have commented that dwarves were just drunken ruffians...A/N: In gratitude for Vala 411's very kind birthday present (my precious) of a story about Hiccuping dwarves, I may have volunteered to treat her to some drunken elves. I take no responsibility for any consequences or elvish embarrassment. And I may have got carried away...feels crept in...and a conga line...Disclaimer: The Hobbit was written by JRR Tolkien. Film rights remain with New Line Cinema.…

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Summary: When the Global Pandemic causes schools in Berk to shut, Hiccup and Astrid suddenly find themselves home schooling their children. What could possibly go wrong? Modern AUDisclaimer: I don't own HTTYD. Rights remain with Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks.…

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CO-WRITTEN WITH VALA411! Modern AU. Astrid finds herself persuaded by her neighbour Snotlout to attend his High School Reunion as his girlfriend. Once there, she finds herself spending time with a classmate of Snotlout's with a cute smile and emerald eyes. Naturally chaos ensues with puffed up egos, explosions and unexpected yaks...…