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What could possibly go wrong when a demon who enjoys following the rules and an angel intent on breaking them get assigned to the same human?They end up locking horns and halos. _______👿 Featuring a Demon who's not very good at being bad, and an Angel who seems to be doing his job for him. 😈_______After graduating demon-school top of his class, James gets a nasty shock when he realizes actual demon work is far more sinister than the simple theory. Marie, on the other hand, realizes she far prefers playing the role of the troublemaker. Rather than being the holy light guiding lost souls to heaven, she's more likely to be the reason they're dragged down to hell. Andrew moves to a new school, blissfully unaware that his two new friends are actually an angel and demon in disguise. All he wants is to blend into the background. But a certain angel seems to be trying her best to push him into the spotlight. And a certain demon seems to have caught his eye....________🏆🏆🏆#1 in angelsanddemons 28/05/23#1 in heavenandhell 01/01/23#1 in badangel 01/01/23🏆🏆🏆…

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Andrew's new roommate hates his guts. A roommate who just happens to have...fangs?🩸🩸🩸Set in the year 2310, in a planet called Ather - an alternate reality of Earth - a war-torn continent is crawling with supernatural creatures. Andrew moves to a new city to enroll at a prestigious boarding school, and shortly after his arrival, drained bodies start turning up around campus. He certainly never expected his senior year to be spent fighting eternal beings. 🏆🏆🏆#4 in mysteryromance #13 in fantasycreatures 📆 13/08/22…

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||WATTY WINNER 2023🌟|| Two strangers pretend to be a couple to win a dumb bet. The wager: they must enrol in couples therapy and fool their counselor. _________Updates every Friday at 2pm (BST)_________Six non-refundable couples counseling sessions. That's how many Clementine booked for him and his girlfriend to sort out their relationship problems. What he didn't see coming was getting dumped as soon as he informed her of it. Enter Everett, a chaotic, curly-haired boy who barges into Clementine's life. He offers to fake date and attend the counseling sessions with Clementine. Unfortunately, they are both idiots. Did they really believe they could safely fake-date in a Wattpad book and NOT fall in love?❤️🧡💛💚💙💜Might bring to mind:"Heartstopper" but with a ton more baking and fake dating 🌈🎼🎶This book has a Spotify playlist with a song for each chapter. To download it you can search me on Spotify @itsmeimthevampire - the playlist name is "Idiots To Lovers."🏅🏅🏅Watty Winner 2023. Shortlisted in the Open Novella Contest 2023. Featured on Wattpad profiles:@FreeTheLgbt @Romance🏆🏆🏆#2 lgbt#2 lgbtq📆 10/5/23#4 gay 21/5/23#4 bxb 14/5/23#5 boyxboy 13/5/23#1 gayromance 5/5/23#1 gayshipsareyayships 14/5/23Written for ONC2023 using prompt 39:On a blind date with a complete mismatch, you're increasingly uncomfortable but too polite to leave. Then an attractive stranger comes over and gives you an out.…

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Two brides. A love to die for. Let corpses litter the cathedral, drained bodies taking the place of roses. For one way or another-Vows will be exchanged. _________Sapphic vampire-werewolf erotica, loosely based on Bram Stoker's Dracula. This gothic horror is set in an alternate universe in the Regency and Victorian Eras. _________In 1814, Lady Marienne is left for dead on the streets of London. With her final breath, she makes an oath to the Goddess of Darkness, cursing herself to an eternity as a vampire. Marienne's lover, Lady Elisabeta, believing her to be truly gone, flings herself to her own demise. When Lady Marienne rises from the grave, she finds that the love of her life has ended hers. In her moment of despair, she calls upon the Goddess of Moons to bring back her lost love, inadvertently cursing her to reincarnate as a werewolf.Eighty years later, Marienne tracks down the reincarnated Lady Elisabeta, only to find that she has no memory of her past life and is now engaged to a Mr. Jonathan Harker. Marienne will take back her lost love, even if it means setting the world on fire. Lovers reunite in a dark entwining of souls; a morbid wedding of ghouls and ghosts. _______________WarningThis is an erotic romance and is rated mature (18+) for explicit content (smut, lol), as well as dark themes and potential triggers - blood/gore, and there's some murder (cause it's a vampire book, duh!)Basically, not recommended for younger audiences._______________Written for ONC2024 using prompts:"Horror is in the eye of the beholder.""Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.""I will become as monstrous as I must"…

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Hey welcome to my shortfic collection! I've got fanfic about crocs, snot, and spaghetti. 🍝 Also vampires of course! 🧛🏻I might add some more stories later, but I've marked it as complete cause each one is separate.______________List of Fics:Part 1Crocs poemPart 2Snot fic of Parasite by @pixelmumPart 3 Spaghetti imaginePart 4Fanfic of Eat The Poor by @clownceo…

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[ONC2024] Everyone can read minds except for Ethan Langdon. And Ethan Langdon has the dumbest (and cutest!) thoughts Lukas Hoffmann has ever heard. ____Lukas Hoffman's life in Brambleburg is about as boring as you'd expect for a town where everyone can read minds. He's used to his routine of dusting the LPs at the record store where he works and helping out his grandma around the house. Nothing in Brambleburg changes. No one in Brambleburg changes. Until Ethan Langdon stumbles in with the soggy remnants of a paper map, asking for the quickest route to Berlin. Ethan, it turns out, doesn't have telepathy, and as aggravatingly inane as his thoughts are, Lukas hasn't felt the excitement of meeting a stranger since.... well, ever. And the more Lukas listens, the more he starts enjoying Ethan's cute thoughts about life, the universe, and Lukas's dimples.____Might bring to mind:"Cherry Magic" but set in a fictive European town where everyone except the love interest can read minds. ____Written for the Open Novella Contest 2024 using prompts 8, 75, 82, and 85.8. You start singing along to a movie soundtrack late at night forgetting that your window is open. Someone from the outside starts singing with you.75. You awake in the middle of the night to a voice saying loudly "May the force be with you..."82. You wake up on a seemingly ordinary day to discover that your thoughts are not private. There is someone else in your head with you.85. "If you do that again, I'll throw you out that freaking window. What are you doing?" "Checking how high the drop is to see if it's worth it."…

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Closed for 2023. We'll be back next year! 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜The Pride Awards are an annual event hosted by the Rainbow Bookclub, a community dedicated to creating a safe space for all writers, with the goal of recognizing the writing of positive representation for LGBTQIA characters and stories.…

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'Betty' by Taylor Swift, but gay (as it should be). Written for Pride Month's Songfic contest.…