Vultures And Assassins
{written for and by a group of friends who are absolutely insane for a good laugh. If you have somehow come across this turn back before you regret it lmao bye}…
peasants and men
What would you do if you knew there were Dick head Sharpy sharp with shocking habits near the ones you love?20-year-old Cara lives a nonexistent life with her Sound Friend, Janny, in Athlone.However, the bitch's life is turned upside down when she goes to a Club party in Whoville where there are Dick head Sharpy sharp that like to fuck each other.This bitch, Cara is shocked by this revelation and does not want Sharpy sharp to fuck each other anymore.Certain that she's doing the right thing, she goes home and gets herself some Knives and Fluffy Potatoes, then returns to Whoville.However, Cara finds herself troubled by her nonexistent ideals and becomes overwhelmed with moral questions. Will her conscience allow her to do whatever is needed to stop the Dick head Sharpy sharp?..That description was written with a generator and has nothing to do with the story. I apologise for the inconvenience skskskkskksksks…
You Had Your Chance
"This bitch? Ha! I don't think so"This was written for Janny so if you ain't her then gtfo. Buh bye. Thank you very much.*Don't take this seriously cause its dumb. Thank you very much*…
lit
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The Death Wish| Solby
Sam and Colby constantly venture into random abandoned places even though are aware that someone is following there every move. They take the risk of trying to hunt down this motherfucker, It's almost as if they have a Death Wish.....This a joke. Please don't be offended by anything I say in this book XD…
Sam and Colby Fight To The Death
When Sam steals Colby's potato shit goes down. The war for the potato is brutal and unforgiving. Who will win the potato's heart??This is a joke, don't get offended 😂Co-written with Laura…