❝ tasted the blood in my mouth
and left you there to bleed out
it didn't feel like a dream ❞

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TALK TOO MUCH
© -laurelwreaths & pipermcgay
pjo fanfic help
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"lights, camera, action, and we're live" the girls scrambled into the camera frame, neither completely sure what they were doing.

hey, i'm laurence!

and i'm maybel the better one of this duo

that's what she likes to tell herself

that is so rude wtf i am the goat

we're not here to talk abt u maybes

we're always here to talk ab me wdym laurdiy

so self centered of u maybel

that's me!! the egomaniac!!

yeah we know!!

gee thanks laurence you're so helpful

i know right anytime! i'm the most helpful just like how we're supposed to be helping these people write their fics

oh right we're supposed to be helping people out anyway

that's kinda what we're here for! welcome to Talk Too Much folks where two idiots? decided to put their limited brain cells together and give it advice on how to write your pjo fics

we share three brain cells between us and laurence usually has them

hey, you're finally right about something. but it's true and in this book we're donating one of them to you guys

RUDE :((( but it's true. yay one less brain cell for us to fight over!! so here's what we're gonna do to make sure that you can successfully use that brain cell unlike me

we're gonna tell you all about what to do and what not to do when it comes to pjo fics. that way instead of plagiarizing y'all can create your own amazing works

NDHCJJSMD STOP YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE. #justice4maybelandlaurence

i have no clue what you're talking about, but yes #justice4maybelandlaurence

uh huh...anyways we're gonna give you guys bad advice and hope for the best so yeah!!! yay!!

now what's up first?

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❝ woke up and you looked so cute
don't think i could love you more
so what the hell does it all mean? ❞

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here are the topics we may or may not talk about! will be edited with time unless i'm lazy xox

or if i add more!! since im
such an overachiever

laurence is a massive overachiever that's so true

( bolded means we've done it )

names
compelling plots
how to get views
faceclaims / casting
godly parents
powers
love interests
weapons
uniqueness
little things make big differences

any suggestions / anything else you want to see from us? comment here! we need ideas ⭢

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❝ i'm taking everything i see as a sign and
i know it's crazy, but what if it's right? ❞

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introducing your hosts!

maybel!

the bestest ever / #1 laurence anti
( has / had 29749291829198 pjo fics yet has no clue what she's doing )

❝ i'm here to spread the love. ❞

&&

laurence!

the smartest ever / maybel's biggest fan
( hasn't even finished a pjo fic yet L laurence )

❝ guys maybel loves me u all saw it! ❞
( no i don't this is a lie )

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❝ i'm here again, talkin' myself out of
my own happiness, i'll make it up 'til i quit ❞

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that's it for now! well, besides for the credits
wait, how does this thing work—

i'll take care of it stupid

dedications

beepboopnel melpomelody eurikacherries mqstermind love-quinn callumsluv sheshipsshirbert

thanks for dealing with us <3 especially dealing w laurence bc she's a handful

says the handful

but specifically to nel who when laurence told her we were planning this thought that we were blowing something up. is this blowing something up nel?

disclaimer

we don't own percy jackson. nor are we professional critics or pjo fanfic writers or advice givers. we were inspired by infantwomanro 's help fic and you should def check that one out because this one is starting to become more crack fic-y 😭 listen we're here for a good time. not a long time.

maybel makes it sound like we're dying—

it's a catchphrase lmao

warnings — rated pg-13

swearing, courtesy of me, maybel the greatest because i cannot be stopped. maybe some talk about gore and blood and violence because it's percy jackson hello. so many inside jokes. and so much cringe.

we apologize beforehand if u lose brain cells because you won't be getting them back. we only have so many to spare ( which is none )

directors' notes

hi maybel here because i'm pulling the heavy weight for this intro CLEARLY. but i have no clue why we're doing this. i was in an impulsive mood and me and laurence somehow got into a conversation about this and now here this is. despite me telling gracie that i would never do this. ( shoutout to gracie the loml ) but like okay i will actually be a little serious when we actually do give advice this is just me having none of the braincells. but i do hope you enjoy and for your sake and for ours don't take us too seriously thanks!!

now it's my turn, i didn't tell u to do it all yourself maybel smh!! i was busy since im the one who actually had a life. but yes if your fic doesn't match perfectly with what we say that doesn't mean it's bad! this is all js me and maybel's opinions. this book is honestly just an excuse to expose each other atp. i'll probably be giving the most reasonable advice since as you can see my partner in crime is a bit of a crackhead! though she is right, we do hope you like it and find us somewhat funny!

thanks

( wow so true laurence you're so not dry )

tf?? i didn't even type that

i didn't type it either
...ghosts?????

on a serious note, thank you for reading and enjoy Talk Too Much because the title is true, we do talk too much <3

also all of these conversations are real conversations we've had lmao okay byeeeeee

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❝ i wonder if we should just sit here in silence
'cause ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
i think i talk too much ❞

━ sincerely maybe & laurie <3