September 5th, 2014

There she is. Walking down the hall with her eyes downcast as if looking up would ruin her life. But then she did and our eyes met and I knew she would ruin mine. Her walking slowed a bit, eyes widening as we stared at each other. She was probably so captivated by my handsomeness, so I smiled. She immediately looked away, probably so startled by my looks that she couldn't stand it. I mean, honestly, my face is just so amazing. God, I love myself. Anyway, I'm thinking about promoting her to be my assistant. I've heard very good things about her around the office. When I want something, I get it. And I want Victoria Song.