The next day, at lunch, I remembered something about a music ward. I wanted to listen to some Green Day, so I asked Patty.

"Hey Pat, where's the music ward?"

She stared at me in horror, then changed to a blank expression. "There isn't a music ward. I don't know what you're taking about, Seph." (Seph was my nickname now. Apparently, she creates the nicknames.)

I gave her a skeptical look. "Patty, I'm not an idiot."

"I never said you were. And I never said there was a music ward."

"Patty, where is it?" I asked again, a bit upset.

"I don't know what you're talking about!" Patty insisted.

"Fine. Then I'll just ask Greg."

Patty sighed. "I must be insane for doing this," she muttered. "Come on."

***
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atty led me down a series of hallways until we reached a door with a symbol I hadn't seen anywhere else- a music note.

"Quick run-down of the music ward," Patty said with her hand on the door. "Music fangirls are the most intense fangirls alive. If they ask you a question, ignore it."

"Why?" I asked, feeling kinda dumb.

"Because if you get it wrong, they pounce. If you get it RIGHT, the OTHER fandoms will attack," she explained. "Got it?" I nodded. Then, with my heart pounding, she opened the door.

I nearly had a heart attack when I went through there. Swifties, Directioners, you name it, coming at me from all sides.

"WHAT DAY WAS IT WHEN ZAYNE LEFT THE BAND?"

"WHO PLAYS THE DRUMS FOR TAYLOR SWIFT?"

"WHAT IS RYDEL'S FAVORITE FOOD?"

I thought I was going to die. I saw why people were so frightened of the music room.

"There! The door!" Patty screamed, pointing at a green door with a book.

We ran towards the door, slamming it shut. I looked around and saw people. They were all reading books and tissues were everywhere. There was barely any noise, except for a few people talking in a corner.

One girl smiled at me. "Hey, I'm Jordan," she said, putting down her book. Looking at it, I read, The Fault In Our Stars.

How come these people are all alone? I wondered to myself. They seem tame.

"I'm Patty, and this is Persephone," Patty said. "Seph's looking for some music. What was it again?"

"Green Day."

Jordan nodded. "Nice choice." She turned to another girl. "Vern? Could you get the Green Day track?" Vern nodded and pulled a CD case off of a shelf. Vern handed the case to me.

"Here you go," she said.

"Thank you," I said, taking the case and putting it in my pocket. Vern nodded, then walked back over to her book.

"Ready to go, Seph?" Patty asked. I nodded. "Well, let's go then."

***

I wish there was another way through.

As soon as we left the FIOS ward, we were bombarded. Luckily, we were able to get through alive.

As we closed the door to the music ward (hey, that kinda rhymes), Patty gave me a smile.

"That was exciting. Now let's NEVER do that again."

Hey guys! So what do you think of the music ward? Chaotic enough for you?

And what do you think of the Fault In Our Stars fans? I wanted to have ONE fandom that was sane.

I bet you guys are wondering: when are you going to get to the kidnapping part of the story? Well don't worry, it's coming up soon.  MWAHAHAHAHAH- *cough cough* So... Yeah.

Until next chapter, patients!