Everyone was silent as they stared at her.

"Get out of the sleeping bag," Super Trump ordered. She slid back into it, so only her eyes were peeking out.

"But I'm naked," she protested.

Super Trump paused. "Um. Well. Then you should probably get some clothes." And he said no more.

Deku hid behind Todoroki.

"Save me," he murmured, peering over his boyfriend's shoulder.

"I'll always save you," Todoroki promised, spreading his arms to cover the green-haired boy.

Super Trump then decided to be brave and walked up to Toga. "You can have my bra," he suggested, throwing it at her.

"Ew. It smewlls disgusting."

"Great, now we have two naked women in this house," Bakugo groaned.

You could almost hear Hagakure's frown.

"We can make that three," Yeenda suggested.

"WAIT YOU'RE A GIRL??" everyone shouted.

"But you're a Minecraft villager! They're all boys!" Kirishima protested.

"Don't be sexist," Yeenda ordered.

"Well, it doesn't matter to me," Super Trump said.

"Thank you, my lovely boyfriend." Then the new couple began to stroke each other's arms again.

"It's no problem, boolishious."

There was a shuffling sound, and the sleeping bag spit out clothes.

"Thawnk youw, Kuwogiwi!" Toga squealed, and slid the clothes on.

Everyone jumped to attention, activating their quirks. Hagakure just put on gloves.

Toga emerged from the sleeping bag, fully dressed. "Alwight! Twime to get this pawty stwarted! Izuwu dear~, I need your bwoody-wody!!" She jumped toward Deku, licking a knife she had pulled out of nowhere. "Come on, Izukuwu!! It's onwy a wittle bwit of bwood!! Then I'll let you guys go!!"

Deku and Toga ran circles around Todoroki, before the icy-hot boy pulled the other boy out of the way.

Kirishima, Bakugo, Hagakure, and Sakura restrained the yandere, before turning to Yeenda.

"Yeenda! You're a goddess. Do something!" Sakura ordered.

"There's nothing I can do against someone that talks in the UWU voice." She backed away in horror, and into Super Trump's thicc, shining biceps. He flexed in approval.

In that moment, Sakura decided to make a bargain. "Yeenda, we'll get you two a room here if you help us."

Hagakure threw up in her mouth.

"I do not want to know what goes down in there. Should we rate this mature on wattpad?"

"SHUT UP DONT BREAK THE 4TH WALL, WEVE ALREADY BROKEN HALF OF THIS STUPID HOUSE TRYING TO ESCAPE AND NOW OUR TEACHER IS A YANDERE UWU GIRL WHO IS TRYING TO KILL OUR CLASSMATE! WHAT IS GOING ON! IM DONE! IM GOING BACK TO THE LEAF VILLAGE! I'D RATHER MARRY NARUTO THAN DEAL WITH THIS."

"Okay, you need to calm down," Hagakure suggested. "How about we put Toga in the sleeping bag, tie it off, and send her to Minecraft? Or maybe we could cook her up and then have free dinner."

"We are not cannabils," Kirishima informed everyone. "But Aizawa was."

"Wait... we aren't?" Hagakure asked.

Everyone fell silent and stared at where they thought she was. Even Toga was muted. Hagakure, the normally happy girl had turned to the dark side.

"Okay, I like Hagakure's first idea. Let's send Toga to Minecraft," Bakugo ordered. Everyone let out a war cry and stormed the girl.

"BURN THE WITCH!" everyone chanted.

"Um, excuwse mwe!! UWU, Izuwu, mwy dwearest!! Swave mwe!!"

And she was not saved.