2/23/19: ya'll this fic was made years back so it's pretty awful, apologizes for errors and such.

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Itachithebest: How is this even possible?

Ramengoddness: Don't ask me, I just looked up Itachi....

Itachithebest: It shouldn't even work anymore, I'm dead -.-

Ramengoddness: Uh. I don't even know how this even works.

Itachithebest: Mhmmm.......

Ramengoddness: Look, let's just ignore your strange logic for now...I'm not ready for your crazy logics.

Itachithebest: Bitch please, I'm fabulous. You can't tell me what to do.

Ramengoddness: Itachi, we've talked about this!

Itachithebest: No. You talked to yourself while I painted my fab nails.

Ramengoddness: Dude I thought you grew out of this stage..

Itachithebest: Hell No.

Ramengoddness: Ugh...This reminds me of the time Sasuke found out what you really said to him the day of the Uchiha massacre...

Itachithebest: They were all little bitches that bullied my younger brother.

Ramengoddness: Okay maybe that was true... but....

Itachithebest: Oh wait, did Sasuke really see through my genjustu?

Ramengoddness: Yes he figured out what you really said to him ^^

Itachithebest: What did he think it was?

Ramengoddness: "Stupid in-fabulous younger brother, you still need to become more fabulous then me. So until then, hate me. Hate me so much that you'll understand that you can never become as kawaii and fabulous as me."

Itachithebest: Hnnnnnnnnn......

Ramengoddness: Yeah.

Itachithebest: .....So what did you want?

Ramengoddness: OH YES!

Itachithebest: So......?

Ramengoddness: Yeah I have a question for you~!

Itachithebest: And that is..?

Ramengoddness: What would you do if I died?

Itachithebest: ILL MEET YOU IN HEAVEN!

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Ramengoddness: Welp.

Ramengoddness: ......Okay.

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