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When Tommy woke up, he was confused. First, why he was in his hotel. And two; Why the f*** He was covered in children? After a moment, the memories from yesterday finally folded back. Tommy, carefully so he didn't wake up anyone, sat up and looked around. Tubbo and Ranboo were still clinging to his chest, which honestly were incredibly cute. Tommy smiled to himself and slowly got up. After making sure all the kids were there, he was as quietly as he could went to the kitchen, where he found Sam Nook already waiting.

"TOMMYINNIT I SEE YOU ARE FINALLY AWAKE. COME HERE AND WE CAN MAKE BREAKFAST TOGETHER." Sam Nook said in his usual autotuned voice.

"Heh, sure thing big man."

1 incredibly passionate breakfast cooking later

"OK, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH FOR ALL THE KIDS."

"You don't say?" Tommy said, his voice practically leaking with sarcasm. Here, in front of them stood 10 boxes of cereal, and 1 pot of milk for the youngest kids(Tubbo, Ranboo and Purpled).

"YES. I MAY NOW GO WAKE UP THE KIDS AND PHILZA." Sam Nook said and went to the nestroom (lol).

"All right..." Tommy said and (somehow) got all the cereal boxes to the cafeteria. After Tommy placed all the bowls, so the kids could eat their cereal, he went to the kitchen and started searching for something that could help him feed the youngest kids. He remembered that sometime he found a box of baby accessories and he put them in the storage room in his hotel. I mean, you never know when your entire server can change into toddlers, right? Anyways, Tommy went all the way down into the basement (because I think that there was one under the reception, sorry if I'm wrong) and started searching for the box. He still had no idea why he had that, but now it was more than useful. After about five minutes Tommy finally spotted the box under some old blankets. Tommy sighed in relief and took the box up to the nestroom. There, he found most of the kids sitting and rubbing their eyes. Techno was already up and Niki was still laying, ignoring everything and everyone. Tommy chuckled at the sign.

"Alright kids. Did you sleep well? I sure hope so, because I need your help." At that, most of the kids looked up and started sitting up, probably curious why he needed their help.

"Okay, is everyone ready?" Tommy looked at the kids. Even Niki sat up, looking at him with her eyes filled with curiosity.

"Okay. Do you see this box?" Tommy held the box higher. Multiple 'yes's' could be heard. "So, as you know, some of you are really young" he gestured towards Tubbo, Ranboo and Purpled "so, I thought 'Hey! They're young, so they can't do many things that the older kids can do and they will need special equipment' so, I then remembered that some time ago I found this box full of my old baby accessories. And that's why I need your help. I didn't check what was inside, I just showed the box into the basement, so now I need someone to check what's inside. Can you do it for me?" Tommy asked and placed the box on the ground. Most of the kids had stars in their eyes ready to launch at the box.

"YES!" Nearly everyone yelled.

"Okay. Feel free to throw everything out of this box. Oh, and please, if any of you find a bottle, please put it aside, I will need them to feed the babies."

"Okay!" nearly all the kids yelled again and ran up to the box.

"Huh, I see you found them something to do?" Phil says standing by Tommy's side.

"WHAT THE-" Tommy incredibly (un)manly screeches and jumps back "How- When did you get here?!"

"I was here the whole time. Just watching everything from the shadows...."

"..." Tommy looks slightly uncomfortable "Heh heh... Yea..."

"..."

"That was terrifying."

"PHAHAHA-" Phil laughed like a f***ing maniac while trying not to trip over onto the floor. Meanwhile, the kids had a great time checking the insides of the box. They found a couple of onesies, some baby blankets, lots of toys, baby pacifiers and more.

"Hey! I found a bottle!" Karl examples and holds a light green bottle high for everyone to see.

"I found one too!" Puffy yells and holds a pinkish one over her head.

"And I found one too!" Sam yells and shows a pastel blue bottle high.

"Mr... " Sam yells at Tommy and stops, realising he didn't know his name.

"Oh, right! You can call me Tommy, no need for Mr."

"Okay!" Sam happily examples and along with Karl and Puffy, gives the bottles to Tommy.

"Alright. So, who wants some cereal?"

"ME!" probably every single kid yelled at the same time. Well, except the babies ofc.

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The day went surprisingly well. After breakfast Tommy, Phil and Sam Nook took the kids and went outside. They made something like a picnic, with a blanket and a small basket with some fruits they managed to find in the kitchen. Kids were running and playing around, some of them building sand castles and others playing tag. After an hour or so, most of the kids got tired and just sat down with Tommy, Phil and Sam Nook on the blanket. They found a cool spot under a tree, so they were in the shadows, not in the sun. There, Tommy had an amazing idea. He turned to face Tubbo n Ranboo who were currently playing with a stick.

"Hey, Tubs, Boo" Tommy said and got the kids attention "Like, I don't know your specific age, but I was wondering... Can you talk?" the babies looked at him and-

"Pra!"

"Naaaa"

"I guess that's a no"

"..."

"Soo" Phil started "I guess we have to teach them how to talk?"

"I- I- guess?"

"I have no fucking idea at what time a child should start talking."

"Same"

"..."

"Improvisation?"

"Yes"

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"Okay Tubs. Now... Let's try to say 'Tommy'." Tommy said and looked at Tubbo with hope. They were teaching the babies how to talk for a couple of hours now, and it was really fun. Some kids joined and tried to teach the youngest different words.

"T... Tmmm-" Tubbo began.

"Yea, come on! You can do this!"

"T... M... mo... mmmy..." Tubbo looked at Tommy and happily examples:

"Mommy!" what.

"What?" Tommy asked confused while Phil looked like he was having trouble breathing from how much laughing he was.

"No, say 'Tommy' "

"Mommy!" Tubbo yelled again.

"No-"

"Mommy?" Ranboo suddenly asked and looked at Tommy. "Mommy!" he yelled.

"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!" they were both yelling, Purpled joining soon after.

"PHAAHA- I CAN'T BREATHE-" Phil managed to yell between laughs.

"Ha ha, very funny." Tommy said and looked unimpressed at Phil who was currently on the ground.

While Tommy was arguing with Phil, the kids still happily yelled 'Mommy', confusing some of the kids while others made a silent agreement.

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The rest of the day went rather peacefully. After they got back, Sam Nook cooked soup for everyone. Tommy didn't want to think where the f*** he got all that soup from. After that, the kids played inside. Some were drawing, others were playing with wooden blocks that Tommy got from someone as a joke. The youngests were playing with the new accessories and looked happy to do so. After another hour or so Tommy decided that he would shower the kids. The plan was that he and Phil will wash the youngest while the oldests can wash themselves and later help with other young kids who need help. This went surprisingly well, and after all the kids were showered, it was Tommy's turn.

Around 8PM, Tommy finally finished showering and went back to the nestroom only to find Tubbo on one of the beds, about to fall. He launched himself, and barely managed to catch the kid. Tubbo, even when he didn't hit the ground, was starting to cry, probably from shock and Ranboo following soon after.

Tubbo and Ranboo were both crying at this point. Tommy really tried to calm them down, but nothing seemed to work. Some of the older kids looked like they wanted to cry too, either because the youngest were crying or something else.

"Shhhhhh~ Shhhhh~ It's okay, don't cry little ones." Tubbo looked at him with his big baby eyes filled with tears and the sign broke Tommy's heart. Tommy thought for a second when an idea popped in his head.

"Hey, Sam Nook!" Tommy yelled "Can you play DT instrumental?" Sam Nook looked confused for a moment, but then something clicked and he took a disc and a jukebox from his inventory. He then placed the jukebox and put the disc in it. Soft piano music began to play. Tommy grinned.

"Dear Theodosia, what to say to you?" Tommy began softly, surprising some of the kids. "You have my eyes, You have your mother's name. When you came into the world, you cried and it broke my heart." Kids were looking at him with curious eyes. They probably weren't expecting Tommy to actually sing.

"I'm dedicating every day to you. Domestic life was never quite my style

when you smile," Tommy did a spin while holding Tubbo and Ranboo close to his chest "you knock me out, I fall apart and I thought I was so smart."

"You will come of age with our young nation. We'll bleed and fight for you, we'll make it right for you" Tommy sang, while hugging Tubbo and Ranboo "If we lay a strong enough foundation. We'll pass it on to you, we'll give the world to you"

"And you'll blow us all away... Someday, someday" Tommy sang while slowly spinning around.

"My father wasn't around"

"My father wasn't around" Phil joined.

"I swear that I'll be around for you"

"I'll do whatever it takes"

"I'll make a million mistakes"

"I'll make the world safe and sound for you..."

"... Will come of age with our young nation"

"We'll bleed and fight for you, we'll make it right for you"

"If we lay a strong enough foundation"

"We'll pass it on to you (on to you)"

"We'll give the world to you (world to you)"

"And you'll blow us all away..."

"Someday, someday"

"Yeah, you'll blow us all away"

"Someday, someday~"

When they finished some of the kids started clapping while others were half asleep. Tommy smiled at the impressed faces of the kids and went to the nest and layed down, cuddling now sleeping Tubbo and Ranboo to his chest.

Unknowing to him, the kids silently agreed that from now on, this was their new mom. 

I was thinking about making Tommy trans in this, but then I was like: Nah, he needs to take care of the kids, he doesn't have time for dysphoria(wish I could say the same about myself ;D)

Absolutely not me listening to Dear Theodosia all day on loop