[Laurent has joined the chatroom]

Laurent:
I have a lot to say.

Prince Charming:
Really? Please continue.

Laurent:
You are sick fucker!.

Prince Charming:
Oh, it's one of those people. No matter.

Laurent:
No matter? Really? All you have to say? You murder at least 35 men this last week. How is that just nothing?

Prince Charming:
Never say it was nothing.

Laurent:
What?

Prince Charming:
Taking a life is the worst thing in this world.

Laurent:
Then why do you do it?

Prince Charming:
I kill cheaters, rapist, pedophiles & abusers. I kill people that have no way to be stop. I save their victims. This is the job of a Prince Charming.

Laurent:
Is not your job!

[Cole_TheMagnificent has joined the chatroom]

[Prince Charming change his name to Cole]

Cole:
Charming! My man! How ar- Asshole! My name! God dammit, mate.

Prince Charming:
External Egos are left at the door.

Cole:
Fuck you.

Prince Charming:
You don't mean that, Cole. We both know you don't. 

[The Fire Extinguisher has joined the chatroom]

Cole:
True. I am not into you that way. I have my own preference.

The Fire Extinguisher:
Red heads. We know.

Cole:
I see the preference.

Prince Charming:
Where?

Cole:
You let her keep her name.

Prince Charming:
She will kill me before I even try.

Laurent:
................

The Fire Extinguisher:
Come on, Charming. I wouldn't dare! you are dreamy <3. You are what a girl of my standards desires.

Laurent:
Oh my god! You are all sick!

Cole:
Who is that^?

Prince Charming:
It's an open chat room, so everyone can join as they come.

The Fire Extinguisher:
Oh my god! Congrats, Charming!

Prince Charming:
Thanks, Fire. You are a very warm girl.

Cole:
Hot is the word.

Prince Charming:
I meant what I say.

Cole:
Why are you so uptight, charm?

The Fire Extinguisher:
He is not!

Cole:
Yes, he is.

The Fire Extinguisher:
No, huh.

Cole:
Yes, he is.

The Fire Extinguisher:
No, huh.

Cole:
Yes.

The Fire Extinguisher:
I will cut your balls while you sleep.

Cole:
Okay, he is.

Laurent:
What is wrong with all of you?

Cole:
We have a sense of humor. Don't you see?

The Fire Extinguisher:
Charming!

Prince Charming:
Yes, Fire?

The Fire Extinguisher:
Let's go out again!

Prince Charming:
Out? Where? You mean the mails I send you?

The Fire Extinguisher:
Yeah. You stop...

Cole:
Keep it in pm.

Prince Charming:
Oh, I got sidetracked with the new list.

The Fire Extinguisher:
Oh, I see.

Prince Charming:
It wasn't my intention to see you down. I'll send you more mails more often.

Cole:
Fire! I want your address! There are freaky things; I want us to do.

The Fire Extinguisher:
No.

Cole:
Why does he gets to have it!!!

The Fire Extinguisher:
He is Prince Charming.

Cole:
Good Point.

Laurent:
So fucking sick.

Cole:
You should have known that before coming into The Serial Killer Blog. It's our own heaven here. We aren't bothering anyone.

Laurent:
Yes! you are killing people!a

The Fire Extinguisher:
I am not atm. I am retired. Prince Charming has got this saint heaven for us. We live in a very sick world nowadays.

Laurent:
It's because people like you that my daughters can't go out at night or go anywhere.

Prince Charming:
That doesn't sound safe.

Laurent:
It isn't! Some pervert tried to get into our home. My husband died 2 years ago, and we live alone.

The Fire Extinguisher:
That's a description for Charming!

Cole:
That's absolutely something charming would handle. What do you say, mate?

Prince Charming:
I'll into it. Don't worry.

Laurent:
You will?

Prince Charming:
Yes.

Laurent:
Thank you so much!

The Fire Extinguisher:
Again, this isn't murder as long as it's protecting someone.

Cole:
Exactly. We are not that sick.

The Fire Extinguisher:
Well, some are.

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I feel like typing it here makes it more accessible... Idk plus it's fun to reread it again. Lol