"Hey"

"DID YOU TAKE MY FUCKING FOOD?"

"You're too quick to assume."

"YOU DID!"

"What happened to innocent until proven quilty. Fake hero."

"FAKE HERO? FAKE FUCKING HERO"

"FAKE HEROS STEAL THEIR BOYFRIENDS FOOD"

"Boyfriend ♡"

"YOURE NOT ABOUT TO BE MY BOYFRIEND IF YOU DONT ADMIT TO YOUR CRIME"

"I didnt do anything."

"Plus I swore to secrecy not to tell."

"Tell me."

"Fine. It was Denki"

"THAT WHORE"

"Whore?"

"Idk, I have to get some new insults"

"I thought youd keep 'nerd' and 'loser' forever"

"I cant tell if you're insulting me or not so I'm letting you off the hook this one time"

"How nice of you."

"I was insulting you."

"I'll kill you myself! you overgrown peppermint candy"

"What if that was my last straw? What if I was suicidal?"

"You arent, so get over it."

"You arent, so get over it."

"DID YOU JUST FUCKING COPY ME THROUGH TEXT?"

"I was hoping you could see how stupid you sound."

"This conversation IS OVER"

"No please"

"I'm lonley"

"Text someone else"

"Ok, I'll text Izuku"

"FIRAY NABE BAAIDNS"

"?"

"SINCE WHEN WER EYOU ON FIRST NAKE BAISS"

"Since yesterday I believe."

"His name is ugly"

"Its a pretty name."

"I HAVE A PRETTY NAME"

"."

"Yes. You do."

"Damn right I fucking do"

"Are you jealous?"

"NO"

"HOW COULD YOU EVEN DARE TO ASSUME THAT"

"Ok. I believe you."

"Good!"

"Kinda."

"I SWEAR TO ALL MIGHT ILL KICK YOUR DICK IN"

"I need that."

"Treasure it while you can"

"You're so mean today."

"What the fuck you want me to do about that"

"I dont know, cuddle me or something"

"Embarrassing."

"Ill climb to your dorm right now."

"Only if you bring an extra blanket you blanket hoarding whore!"

"Fine. But it's got strawberries on it"

"You're like a child"

"I know you are but what am I"

"You did not."

"Who let you say that."

"What 3rd grader did you speak too"

"Leave me alone. I tried really hard that time"

"Lying sack of shit I bet you got it from Denki"

"I'm crying"

"Good."

"I was lying but thanks"

"I know, now get up here"

"Wow, you want to see me?"

"Not anymore"

"I'm coming"

"Good."

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Sorry I've been gone for a couple months lifes a lot, but I hope this chapter made you smile!