"Hello"

"Bitch what does the clock say?"

"4pm?"

"Exactly so why the fuck are you texting me?"

"Are you still available for Friday?"

"Sure."

"WAIT DON'T FUCKING IGNORE ME!"

"How was your weekend?"

"Annoying? I thought we've talked about this before? Ya know during the weekend!"

"AND BTW I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT!"

"I guess you are right."

"I guess? BITCH I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!"

"That is impossible. Especially since it's you."

"I fucking hate you so much!"

"Why did you leave so early last night?"

"Is all you do is ask questions?"

"It's a good conversation starter."

"No. It's really fucking not."

"I disagree. Why did you leave so early last night?"

"What is this an investigation? I wasn't the one who stole all the chicken nuggets! It was Tokoyami at like 1am or some shit."

"I'm just worried."

"ALL I DID WAS FUCKING GO TO SLEEP! ARE YOU UNDERESTIMATING ME?"

"Of course not. You seemed to have left with a more passive aggressive act. I would know."

"Whatever. I just needed time to think."

"About what? You can talk to me if needed."

"Being nice doesn't fit you. Ew. And i'm definitely not telling you what I fucking thought of!"

"Was it something I said?"

"Yes."

"Ok."

"Your fucking fault!"

"I'm very confused. What did I say that made you so angry?"

"Other than everything?"

"Yes. I would like to apologize but I'm not going to do so if I don't know what I did."

"I DON'T NEED YOUR APOLOGY! YOUR APOLOGY MEANS NOTHING ANYWAY!"

"Plus you didn't make me angry! Well, eh. But something you said made me think about how I feel about certain people. WHICH I ALREADY SAID TOO MUCH SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"Oh I see. Who were thinking of?"

"ARE YOU DUMB? I just said SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"Ok. Speaking of which though. I should actually probably go, I'll text you later tonight."

"Bye."

"Whatever."

"Bye."

12:46 Pm

"Hello."

"Did you have to actually come back?"

"Yes."

"UGH! What the hell you wanna fucking talk about then?"

"I didn't really think of that."

"I have an idea!"

"???"

"We just don't fucking text at all!"

"You aren't very funny."

"THAT WASN'T A JOKE?!"

"Are you sure?"

"WTF DO YOU MEAN 'ARE YOU SURE?'"

"Are you sure you don't love me?"

"OK WTF YES I'M SURE!"

"WHERE DID THAT EVEN COME FROM?

"YOU'RE FUCKING WEIRD!!!!"

"Typing in caps lock is weird."

"Your face is weird!"

"No. No no no no!"

"It can't be..."

"Wtf?"

"This isn't Pom? Who is this?"

"WTH DO YOU MEAN?"

"This isn't Pom. Pom is actually good at insults."

"."

"Hm?"

"."

"Why are you just sending periods?"

"."

"You caught me. I'm not Pom"

"Wait but I was joking? I know Pom isn't good at insults."

"OK I-"

"I took Poms phone."

"Who are you then?"

"My name is..."

"BAKUGOU IT'S FUCKING BAKUGOU STOP CALLING ME POM IT MAKES NO SENSE I HATE IT!"

"Pom. :)"

"WHY I'M BOUTA FUCKING FIND YOU AND BEAT YO SHIT!"

"That sounds quite dirty. Why would ever want to do something like that?"

"YOU'RE AIRHEADED!"

"I don't have Air in my head? Wait unless I do?"

"OK THERE IS NO WAY YOU'RE THAT AIRHEADED!"

"YOU'RE TRYING TO PISS ME OFF AREN'T YOU?"

"Maybe."

"You're a huge PAIN IN MY ASS"

"I can massage the pain out."

"And I can knock you out."

"I'm confident in your abilities. So no thank you."

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING TELL ME THAT!"

"Well sometimes people need reassurance."

"STOP LOOKING DOWN ON ME!"

"I'm not."

"YES! YOU! ARE!"

"You're stupid."

"Excuse me?"

"But it can be cute at times."

"EXCUSE ME?"

"I was complimenting you."

"You were basically flirting creep!"

"Ok."

"I hate you."

"No."

"Yes."

"No you said you didn't."

"I NEVER SAID THAT I DON'T HATE YOU!"

"See. You just said it. I don't hate you. :)"

"I'm fucking done, belive what you want!"

"I believe the truth."

"Then you best believe I'm going to sleep. Goodnight."

":)"

"Goodnight Pom. Sleep well."